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“Mad Cat” Cattis

@madcatcattis.bsky.social
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“Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to attack everyone that walks into the living room.”—General “Mad Cat” Cattis #CatWorldDomination Likes: Hashtag games, naps, chicken, Criminal Minds Dislikes: Carriers, people that try to put me in carriers

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“Mad Cat” Cattis @madcatcattis.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
From the human: I want to thank everyone for all the kind messages about Fiona. They are very much appreciated. I am dealing with some storm damage at our new fort, so I haven't had the time to be here on Bluesky the way I'd like to be. Thank you again ❤️ #CatsOfBluesky
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“Mad Cat” Cattis @madcatcattis.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
We are sad to report our lovely Lady Fiona has traveled OTRB🌈. At 19, she was a feisty beauty until the end, never letting her age slow her down or permitting anyone to take her treats. The human is heartbroken, but feels blessed to have spent time with such a magnificent feline... ❤️ #CatsOfBluesky
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“Mad Cat” Cattis @madcatcattis.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Captain Justice is home. Even though he had a fever, they couldn't find the infection in their tests. He got an antibiotic injection, oral antibiotics, and a sedative for anxiety. The human is watching him carefully. Thank you so much for all your support. We'll keep you updated ❤️ #CatsOfBluesky
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“Mad Cat” Cattis @madcatcattis.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Could we please get a #pawcircle for our dear Captain Justice? The human has rushed him to the vet with a high fever, agitation, and rapid breathing. We are all very worried about him, so please pass the word. All prayers and positive vibes greatly appreciated ❤️ #CatsOfBluesky
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“Mad Cat” Cattis @madcatcattis.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
See this cat lying outside? You couldn't pay any of us enough nip to do that right now. There's something called a heat dome going on--it's like 147 degrees outside. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone else praying for a blizzard on #July4th 🌨️ (Art by Alice Leggett) #CatsOfBluesky #SweetDreams
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“Mad Cat” Cattis @madcatcattis.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
We apologize for not sending out goodnight hugs for a few days. The human has been feeling poorly, so we were taking care of them by lying on top of them so they couldn't move. Our goodnight hugs go out to anyone else who may be under the weather tonight--get well soon! 💕 #CatsOfBluesky #SweetDreams
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“Mad Cat” Cattis @madcatcattis.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
The human says we're not allowed to order a new cat tree on Prime Days. They can get a big box of trash bags, but we have to do without. Life is so unfair. Our goodnight hugs are for everyone going without something tonight (like a new cat tree)...🐾 (Art by Mark Tisdale) #CatsOfBluesky #SweetDreams
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“Mad Cat” Cattis @madcatcattis.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
The human said they didn't want to read the news anymore because it's too depressing, so we offered to start doing it for them. We shouldn't have done that and plan to stop ASAP. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone who hates reading the news--like us 🙀 (Art by PrintPawssible) #CatsOfBluesky
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“Mad Cat” Cattis @madcatcattis.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
It's Laundry Week! The human is headed to the laundromat to get dirty things clean, packed, and ready to go to the new fort. We're helping by laying on everything before it goes. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone--we hope you all have a good week, especially you Cat Dads! #CatsOfBluesky
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“Mad Cat” Cattis @madcatcattis.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
The human is thinking of not packing some of our plushies! This is not acceptable. They must all go with us, every last one, no matter what condition they're in. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone who thinks we should get to keep all our plushies...🧸 (Art by Nikita Chan) #CatsOfBluesky
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“Mad Cat” Cattis @madcatcattis.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
The human says they're going to be very busy for the next few days, so we're all resting up. (It takes a lot of energy to supervise, you know.) Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone who's got a lot to get done--remember to put a nap or two on the list...💤 #CatsOfBluesky #SweetDreams
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“Mad Cat” Cattis @madcatcattis.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Tomorrow the human begins to clean the area they call Spider World. (That doesn't sound fun. We wouldn't buy tickets.) They've given the spiders notice to vacate, but we haven't heard any packing. Our goodnight hugs go out to anyone who has to do an unpleasant task very soon...🙀 #CatsOfBluesky
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“Mad Cat” Cattis @madcatcattis.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
The human was busy running around the fort today, so we kindly took the time to relax for them as well as ourselves. (We'll run around later tonight.) Our restful goodnight hugs go out to everyone feeling anxious or stressed--remember downtime is important too...💙 #CatsOfBluesky #SweetDreams
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“Mad Cat” Cattis @madcatcattis.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Private Domino is angrily sulking in the dining room. She tried to use her claws to climb the human's leg while they were wearing shorts. It didn't go well. We send our goodnight hugs out to everyone, hoping your week will go well (and be claw-free 🐾). (Art by Vanessa Stockard) #CatsOfBluesky
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“Mad Cat” Cattis @madcatcattis.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
We came across a picture today of the human climbing a tree as a child. They said if they tried to do it now, they'd end up in something called traction, which doesn't sound fun. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone that used to climb trees (or wanted to, but wasn't allowed) 🏡 #CatsOfBluesky
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“Mad Cat” Cattis @madcatcattis.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
It's a quiet evening here at Fort Cattis and everyone is settling in for the night. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone who is worried or anxious this evening--we hope a virtual hug will help you to feel less stressed...💖 #CatsOfBluesky #SweetDreams
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“Mad Cat” Cattis @madcatcattis.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
The human must be up early in the morning, so we felines are stargazing as they finish cleaning up round the fort. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone who could use one tonight--may your lucky star find you and shine some good luck your way...🍀 #CatsOfBluesky #SweetDreams
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“Mad Cat” Cattis @madcatcattis.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Tomorrow's heat index is supposed to reach 107, so all of us felines are very glad we have a window between us and the outside--and that we're on the side with the A/C. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone feeling oppressed by the heat (or anything else)... #CatsOfBluesky #SweetDreams
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“Mad Cat” Cattis @madcatcattis.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Summer is not officially here, but it certainly feels like it at Fort Cattis. Parts of our courtyard are in bloom with flowers and we enjoy watching the bees and butterflies. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone who'll be busy as a bee this #Monday (or maybe all week) #CatsOfBluesky #SweetDreams
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“Mad Cat” Cattis @madcatcattis.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
The human found several decks of cards today, so we've been playing card games. Not sure what we're playing, but it involves scattering them all over the floor & stuffing them under the fridge. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone that's had a hard week...💛 (Art by Ian Russell) #CatsOfBluesky
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“Mad Cat” Cattis @madcatcattis.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
The fireflies are back! We've been watching them from the windows for hours. We'd love to have a firefly party and invite them for catnip (or whatever fireflies eat). Our goodnight hugs go out to anyone feeling sad tonight--you're invited to our party too 🎉 (Art by apofiss) #CatsOfBluesky #GoodNight
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“Mad Cat” Cattis @madcatcattis.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
The human had another encounter with the cat-hating neighbor today. Once they were back in the house, the profanity was actually quite impressive. (We really should start collecting bail money.) Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone having to deal with hateful idiots...😾 #CatsOfBluesky
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“Mad Cat” Cattis @madcatcattis.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
We helped the human sort through more bookshelves today (although they did more reading than sorting). Moving is hard work! That's why we're glad the human is doing all of it. Our goodnight hugs go out to anyone else working hard this week--be sure to take a few naps! #CatsOfBluesky #SweetDreams
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“Mad Cat” Cattis @madcatcattis.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
It's a dark and stormy night here at Fort Cattis, so we felines are napping as the human sorts laundry. (We got the better end of that deal.) Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone this evening, hoping that #June is an outstanding month for all of you...💖 (Art by nahumam) #CatsOfBluesky
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“Mad Cat” Cattis @madcatcattis.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Our neighbors are going to the beach this summer. We want to go too, but the human said no--we have to pack to move. Fine--we'll just scatter litter on the floor and pretend it's sand. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone having a staycation this summer like us...🌞 #CatsOfBluesky
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“Mad Cat” Cattis @madcatcattis.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
The summer weather has definitely kicked in at Fort Cattis and everyone is tired. But before we turn in, we're sending out goodnight hugs to everyone that needs one--and who doesn't need a warm sincere hug? Sweet dreams...💝 #CatsOfBluesky #GoodNight
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“Mad Cat” Cattis @madcatcattis.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
It's a quiet night here at Fort Cattis, so we're all settling in for the evening. Our good night hugs go out to everyone feeling sad, lonely, or anxious this evening. We know a hug won't make everything perfect, but maybe it will make things a little better...💙 #CatsOfBluesky #SweetDreams
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“Mad Cat” Cattis @madcatcattis.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Happy World Dracula Day! Today in 1897, Bram Stoker's novel "Dracula" was first published. We felines could definitely get into that vampire life--sleep all day on a comfy cushion, prowl around all night, and live alone in a castle with servants to attend our every need...🐈‍⬛ #CatsOfBluesky
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“Mad Cat” Cattis @madcatcattis.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
It's supposed to rain all day tomorrow, so we've all already claimed our napping spots in preparation for a lazy day. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone who's not ready to go back to work tomorrow (so pretty much everybody)--we'll take an extra nap for you...💤 #CatsOfBluesky #SweetDreams
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“Mad Cat” Cattis @madcatcattis.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
It's been a busy day here at Fort Cattis, so it's time for all of us to hit the rack. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone that has to go to work tomorrow while the rest of the U.S. gets a three day weekend. We hope you get a day off soon! (Art by SJ Stalter) #MemorialDay #CatsOfBluesky
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“Mad Cat” Cattis @madcatcattis.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
It's time to turn in and the human is complaining there are too many cats on the bed. There are never too many cats on a bed--either you need a bigger bed (or perhaps an additional one). Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone traveling this weekend--stay safe! 🚙 #CatsOfBluesky #SweetDreams
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“Mad Cat” Cattis @madcatcattis.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
The kids in our complex were blowing bubbles in the courtyard today. We really liked watching the bubbles, so the human has said they'll try to get us a bottle of catnip bubbles to chase. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone looking forward to doing something fun this weekend 🎉 #CatsOfBluesky
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“Mad Cat” Cattis @madcatcattis.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
We felines relaxed today. It's been a difficult few weeks, so we thought everyone deserved a spa day. Not the human, of course--they had stuff to do--but we enjoyed it. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone who could use a spa day too...💕 (Art by Alison Friend) #CatsOfBluesky #SweetDreams
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“Mad Cat” Cattis @madcatcattis.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
We have a neighbor that's not very nice to cats. We don't like them. (We won’t repeat what the human says about them.) We hope we can move before the human ends up on Dateline. Our goodnight hugs go out to anybody dealing with mean people everyday...😾 (Art by Vanessa Stockard) #CatsOfBluesky
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“Mad Cat” Cattis @madcatcattis.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
The human is tired, so we've tucked them in with a favorite book for a little humorous reading before lights out. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone feeling overwhelmed or burned out--please take the time to find something that makes you smile...💛 (Art by AikaraDesign) #CatsOfBluesky #GoodNight
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“Mad Cat” Cattis @madcatcattis.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
The human has given up and decided not to move the recliner, so they no longer tell us to stop when we scratch on it. (Not that we ever listened before.) Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone that needs one to start the new week off right...💛 (Art by Vanessa Stockard) #CatsOfBluesky #SweetDreams
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“Mad Cat” Cattis @madcatcattis.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Today the human found one of Ripley's favorite toys and held it for a little while. They eventually gave it to us because they think Ripley would want us to have it. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone else who is healing from any kind of loss...💞 #CatsOfBluesky #HealingHugs
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“Mad Cat” Cattis @madcatcattis.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
It's been a tough couple of days, so we're all turning in early. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone wishing upon a star tonight--we hope all your kindest wishes come true. ✨ #CatsOfBluesky #SweetDreams
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“Mad Cat” Cattis @madcatcattis.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
We know that somewhere over the Rainbow Bridge, Ripley is telling the angels how she was in charge of everyone and everything here at Fort Cattis--especially her obnoxious brother, Dallas. Our goodnight hugs go out to anyone missing someone that gave them that little extra push...❤️ #CatsOfBluesky
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“Mad Cat” Cattis @madcatcattis.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Thank you so much for all the kind words about the passing of our beloved Private Ripley. The human hasn't had the heart to read them all yet, but appreciates each and every one. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone sad or grieving this evening--we're sending love your way 💖 #CatsOfBluesky
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“Mad Cat” Cattis @madcatcattis.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
We are heartbroken to say our beautiful & brave Private Ripley has traveled OTRB🌈. Born FIV+, she developed an infection which wouldn't respond to treatment, leading to her struggling for breath. We had to let her go. The human is devastated. Please give your furry ones a hug for us 💔 #CatsOfBluesky
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“Mad Cat” Cattis @madcatcattis.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
It's been a rainy night here at Fort Cattis, so we've all spent most of the evening napping, preparing for our PT run at 0400 HRS (4 a.m. for you civilians). Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone feeling anxious about this week or anything else...💙 #CatsOfBluesky #SweetDreams
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“Mad Cat” Cattis @madcatcattis.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Happy Mother's Day to all the moms of humans, cats, dogs, hamsters, horses, ferrets, flying squirrels, reptiles, chinchillas, fish, birds--whoever you love and take care of, we love and appreciate you! 💖 #HappyMothersDay
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“Mad Cat” Cattis @madcatcattis.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
We saw ladybugs today. We asked the human to bring them in for a visit, but they refused, saying the Ladybug Union Local 901 wouldn't permit it. We had no clue they were unionized, but we respect their decision. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone that had a difficult week... #Caturday #Cats
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“Mad Cat” Cattis @madcatcattis.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
The flowers are blooming in the courtyard gardens, so we're all enjoying watching the bees and other insects flying around the flowers. (The human is too busy sneezing to enjoy much of anything.) Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone who loves flowers or has allergies...🌻 #CatsOfBluesky
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“Mad Cat” Cattis @madcatcattis.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
The human is mad at a neighbor tonight, so they're trying to calm down and we're here to help. Cats are experts at being calm, you know. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone feeling angry or anxious about any problem, big or small. Breathe in, purr out--breathe in, purr out...💕 #CatsOfBluesky
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“Mad Cat” Cattis @madcatcattis.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
It's raining again, so we're napping as the human runs around finishing up our late night chow line and litter. (It's so good to have dependable staff, even if they do gripe about it.) Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone feeling stressed or overworked...💕 #CatsOfBluesky #SweetDreams
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“Mad Cat” Cattis @madcatcattis.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
We hope The Force was with everyone today and your encounters with the Dark Side were few and far between. Sending out our goodnight hugs to all who need them, we are. May you dream of exciting space adventures...✨ #MayThe4thBeWithYou #CatsOfBlueskt
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“Mad Cat” Cattis @madcatcattis.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
We hope everyone has had a good weekend and is looking forward to an even better week. We're sending out goodnight hugs to anyone that could use one to recuperate from the week that just passed or to march into the week ahead...💖 #CatsOfBluesky #SweetDreams
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“Mad Cat” Cattis @madcatcattis.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
It's late and the human must be up early in the morning, so we're all settling in for the evening. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone that's had a hard month--here's hoping that #May will be better...💖 #CatsOfBluesky #SweetDreams
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