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Anyone who is particularly interested in what I have to offer professionally is warmly invited to join my free Telegram information channel. It’s in German, but Telegram does have a good translation feature. ❤️10 t.me/salonmadame

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Salon Madame Simone

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Welcome To The Team Minions

Now that’s sorted – a particularly warm welcome to my fellow sex workers, fellow vegans, fellow crazy cat (or other animals) people, and anyone who is friendly, respectful, good-humoured and interested in what I share! ⬇️9

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Alt: Minions, cheering, applauding and screaming "Welcome To The Team!"

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Also no: Climate change deniers Anti-vaxxers People who do not care about animal welfare People who believe that sex workers can be ‘bought’ People who show no consideration for those with chronic illnesses People who make jokes at the expense of neurodivergent people ⬇️8

I have a very loose finger on my block button. If you fall into any of the following categories, I don’t want you here: Racists Nazis, Right-wingers and right-wing conservatives TERFs SWERFs Queer- and transphobes Xenophobes Antisemites Sexist people Manosphere dudes Ableist people ⬇️7

When I share visual content, I only do so if it includes alt text. This also applies to other people’s images and videos. No alt text? No sharing. I will love the shit out of your content, maybe even comment. But if there's no description of your pictures/videos, that's all I will do. ⬇️6

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I enjoy (vegan) cooking and baking just as much as I enjoy spanking and disciplining people. Sexual orientation: ‘I don’t really care’ (as long as they’re a great person). ⬇️5

But now a bit about myself. I’m Swiss, but I’ve now spent half my life in Germany – 25 years, to be precise. I’ll be turning 50 next year. Yes, I'm a middle-aged white woman and mother of two adult children and five cats; I usually like animals more than people. ⬇️4

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Anyone interested exclusively in BDSM and kink should be prepared for the fact that I also write about veganism/vegan food, my cats and other animals, and pretty much anything else I feel like writing about. ⬇️3

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You can mute these hashtags if you’re not interested in seeing any promotion of my services or posts about BDSM and kink. I also sometimes share posts related to sex work and sex work activism in general. The hashtag is #sw101 ⬇️2

Madame Simone @madame-simone.de · 20h

Wow, I’ve had quite a few new followers recently. Welcome! I’ll take this as an opportunity to introduce myself again. First things first, I’m a sex worker. A dominatrix, to be precise. I always try to use relevant hashtags like #bdsm and #kink, but I also add #madame ⬇️ 1

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I’m feeling generous today. So here's a short writing task for willing writing subs: Describe your ideal first session in fifteen sentences or fewer, without mentioning *any* specific practices or toys. 😈

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Madame Simone @madame-simone.de · 23h

Can you book ‘Session & Dinner’ with me? Yes, of course. But I do expect you to have done some research on me beforehand; otherwise, a conversation over dinner will be a bit of a struggle. I’m vegan. You might want to think twice about inviting me to a steakhouse. 😉

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Lars Marowsky-Brée 😷 @larsmb.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026

They aren’t closed, but I don’t want potential clients to contact me here. SW is my profession; I have a website and professional contact details. Anyone who can’t be bothered to find and use them isn’t a suitable client.

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Oh look, it's the "season of sneezing and coughing and having learned nothing" on public transport again 😷 #Berlin

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As long as you can hold a conversation in English, you are fine here in Germany. :)

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Of course, I can only speak for myself and my own experiences, but if it’s a fellow SW, most of us would be totally fine with it. I don’t know what it’s like in other countries, but here, more and more people of all genders are working together in studios. :)

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Peggy Bundy Filing Nails with Attitude

I don’t mean to brag, but I regularly get to see my lovely colleagues in sexy outfits or half-naked. Well, those are the perks of working in a studio 😉

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Alt: Peggy Bundy Filing Nails with Attitude

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Anyone who’d like to admire the nylons on @miss-leonie.bsky.social gorgeous legs might want to start thinking about politely asking for an appointment after her holiday!

Madame Simone @madame-simone.de · 02/10/2026

Uhhh, good crunch! Die sind schon sehr nice :)

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We all are, until none of us are! And yes, there are John Does too. We know you exist. We see you! Victims are not always women, they can be any gender. but perpetrators are men the majority of the time. So don't "not all men"- me! Don't "but women too"-me! DO something!

I AM JANE DO written in white on a black background.

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Can't believe there's still one spot free! You can always try one week of chastity or two, but #locktober is only once a year!

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Also 'following an apocalypse, women rule, and men are used solely as tools for reproduction. They are thoroughly examined, tested and, if they do not meet the standards...disposed of' So many possibilities! 😈 #madame #kink #bdsm #roleplay

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Oh, what about 'dissolving bit by bit into one’s own desire until one disappears completely'? Or 'being gradually transformed into an animal by magical hands, and then being trained to do some tricks'? #madame #kink #bdsm #roleplay ⬇️

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How about ‘being sacrificed by ancient goddesses on the altar of fertility’? Or maybe ‘being turned into a mindless drone in a laboratory setting’? #madame #kink #bdsm #roleplay ⬇️

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I love roleplay. However, I find scenarios that go beyond ‘teacher and student’, ‘policewoman and criminal’ or ‘drill instructor and soldier’ far more appealing. #madame #kink #bdsm #roleplay ⬇️

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I love when the 'unhinged-ness' of a colleague matches my own! 😍 Looking forward to entertaining duos! 😈

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Do you know what’s the most inconsiderate and uncollegial thing ever? Turning up at the studio when you’re sick, sneezing and coughing. Especially when several of your colleagues are dealing with chronic illnesses! 🤬

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What do sensible people do when more than one person in the household is involved in sex work? Exactly. Pool testing before and after encounters. 🤷‍♀️

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I really don’t have any particular preferences when it comes to appearance, apart from the fact that I expect people to be well-groomed and clean. I’m drawn, however, to people who are clever enough to challenge me in a polite and respectful way, without being bratty. (I can’t stand brats.)

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My partner is sitting at his computer, working from home. Me: Darling, can I just measure your cock for a second? A perfectly normal conversation when you're in a relationship with a Dominatrix. 😁 #madame #kink #bdsm

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What sort of subs do you like? Muscular? Young? Athletic? Blonde or brunette? Smart. I like my subs to be smart, respectful and polite. Apart from my age limit (I simply can’t bring myself to touch anyone under 25), I have no particular physical preference and I don’t mind their gender either.

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Even a dominatrix doesn’t have all the toys she’d like. That’s why I’m currently putting together a wish list of very specific toys. You never know – Christmas isn’t that far away after all. 😇

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Food I still can’t bring myself to throw away the lye solution – which consists of nothing but water and a bit of baking soda – after just one use. The logical consequence of this is that I’ve made lye rolls again, but this time with sourdough instead of yeast. 🤷🏻

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Food Am I a perfectionist? Yes, in some areas, I am. As I wasn’t really satisfied with my first attempt (‘just good’ biscuits aren’t good enough), I went back to my old handwritten recipe. Much better! I might disclose the recipe in my next newsletter (in German) madame-simone.de/newsletter/

Vanilla Crescents (Vanillekipferl), dusted with powdered sugar on a cooling rack.

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Well, male spiders often die after mating, either because they are eaten by the larger females (depending on the species) or because their bodies are exhausted after the act. Why not let them have a bit of fun before the end up as snack. 😬

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Some spiders do find their way into the house in autumn, but not because it’s warmer or more pleasant. They don't even like warm and dry. It’s mating season in our part of the world (I’m in Germany, for example), and the spiders we’re seeing are males looking for a mate. They will die soon after 😬

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Lucas The Spider: Don't Squish Me!

Please, don’t kill Herbert – he’s just looking for a bit of love! No, seriously, don't kill spiders or insects. They are alive. You are taking a life if you squish them! Let someone else take them out, but there is absolutely NO NEED to kill a being so small and harmless! #spiders #arachnophobia

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Alt: Lucas The Spider says: I'm really nice please don't squish me!

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Herbert the house spider has probably been living with you for a while. Hiding away in the cellar, behind the wardrobe or somewhere else. But it’s mating season now, and Herbert has spruced himself up and is roaming your house in search of female company. #spiders #arachnophobia ⬇️

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