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Emily Poster

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SF lover. Bikes are cool. Used to read but found the internet. he/him

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Emily Poster @macrael.com · 18/08/2026
@kottke.org Here's a graph of the grape data from a paper: cp.copernicus.org/articles/15/...
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Emily Poster @macrael.com · 30/07/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
Butch Cassidy getting the fight started
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Emily Poster @macrael.com · 28/05/2026
Someone must have gotten mad
A large hole in the sidewalk covered by plywood and surrounded by dozens of traffic cones.
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Emily Poster @macrael.com · 14/05/2026
Is Giuliani starting to borrow Trump’s makeup?
Rudolph Giuliani photographed from the chest up. “100%” after his illness but with an inhuman hue to his face skin
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Emily Poster @macrael.com · 10/05/2026
Look at these nicknames
* Chris Gerodemos of Crown Point
• Basam "Donny Brasco" Ibrahim of
Portage
• Sanad "Sanad Taka" Ibrahim of St. John
• Peter "Pete Goodys" Pavlopoulos of
Crown Point
• Filippo "Gigi" Rovito of Burr Ridge
• Michael "Michael Way Out" Campbell
• Ehab "Eddie" Mustafa of Merrillville
• Steve Armenta of Portage
• Samuel Nuzzo of Crown Point
• Alexander "Alex Gyros" Gagianas of
Mesa, Ariz.
• Gus "Deans Runner" Kaporis
• Rami "Rami Straight Flush" Mansour of
Merrillville
• Nenad "Butch Hunkee" Radoja of St.
John
• Marcus "Vladimir Ganz" Ganz
• Paul "Paulie Scarf" Franze
• Athena Gerodemos of Schererville
• Elias Gerodemos of Crown Point
• James "Jim Macedonian" Strezovski of
Merrillville
• Andrew "Caesars Andrew" Nguyen
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Emily Poster @macrael.com · 01/05/2026
dang that was fast
A spirit airlines plane in flight that has been hastily over written with "SPIRIT HALLOWEEN"
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Emily Poster @macrael.com · 29/04/2026
I made a chart out of Github's monthly uptime for the last four years, using the unofficial GitHub status page for data: mrshu.github.io/github-statu...
A line chart of monthly uptime for GitHub, three years ago it was steady above 95%, in the last year it has trended downward into the 80s
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Emily Poster @macrael.com · 22/04/2026
Baseball in the best park
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Emily Poster @macrael.com · 01/04/2026
where I post from
Image of NASA Mission Control from the Artemis 2 launch
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Emily Poster @macrael.com · 22/01/2026
This is one of those mag articles I remember so well I still talk about it 15 years later. Customer profiles has only become more central to the online economy ever since. www.nytimes.com/2012/02/19/m...
"My daughter got this in the mail!" he said. "She's still in high
school, and you're sending her coupons for baby clothes and cribs?
Are you trying to encourage her to get pregnant?"
The manager didn't have any idea what the man was talking about. He looked at the mailer. Sure enough, it was addressed to the man's daughter and contained advertisements for maternity clothing, nursery furniture and pictures of smiling infants. The manager
apologized and then called a few days later to apologize again. On the phone, though, the father was somewhat abashed. "I had a talk with my daughter," he said. "It turns out there's been some activities in my house I haven't been completely aware of. She's
due in August. I owe you an apology.""We have the capacity to send every customer an ad booklet, specifically designed for them, that says, 'Here's everything you bought last week and a coupon for it, " one Target executive told me. "We do that for grocery products all the time." But for pregnant women, Target's goal was selling them baby items they didn't even
know they needed yet. "With the pregnancy products, though, we learned that some women react badly," the executive said. "Then we started mixing in all these ads for things we knew pregnant women would never buy, so the baby ads looked random. We'd put an ad for a lawn mower next to diapers. We'd put a coupon for wineglasses next to infant clothes. That way, it looked like all the products were chosen by
chance. "And we found out that as long as a pregnant woman thinks she hasn't been spied on, she'll use the coupons. She just assumes that everyone else on her block got the same mailer for diapers and
cribs. As long as we don't spook her, it works."
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Emily Poster @macrael.com · 20/12/2025
Can’t wait to find out what has to go wrong for 40k San Franciscians to lose power
Current PG&E outage map for SF showing 40,000 households without power
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Emily Poster @macrael.com · 04/11/2025
Rupert Mannion has endorsed CuomoR
Rupert Mannion from Ted Lasso in a white tux
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Emily Poster @macrael.com · 02/11/2025
@zachweinersmith.bsky.social not beating the autism romance allegations (this is from Persuasion)
Page from a book: Every body has their taste in noises as well as in other matters; and sounds are quite innoxious, or most distressing, by their sort rather than their quantity. When Lady Russell, not long afterwards, was entering Bath on a wet afternoon, and driving through the long course of streets from the Old Bridge to Camden-place, amidst the dash of other carriages, the heavy rumble of carts and drays, the bawling of newsmen, muffin-men and milkmen, and the ceaseless clink of pattens, she made no complaint.
No, these were noises which belonged to the winter
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Emily Poster @macrael.com · 02/11/2025
A film that you’ve seen more than seven times, in a GIF
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Emily Poster @macrael.com · 24/10/2025
Michelle Yeoh with very long fingers from Everything Everywhere All At Once
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Emily Poster @macrael.com · 22/10/2025
I don't get why people are surprised the east wing was destroyed? The renders the Whitehouse released clearly show the entirety of the wing being replaced with the ball room.
The east wing of the Whitehouse from the east, it abuts the east colonnade directlythe east wing of the White House from the south west. It abuts the colonnade directlyrender of the new ballroom. It abuts the colonnade directlyrender of the new ballroom from atop the east colonnade, no vestige of the old east wing is visible
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Emily Poster @macrael.com · 15/09/2025
Stephen Miller
Screenshot from Space Balls. Dark Helmet is playing with his little dolls, constructing a fantasy world where he is loved.
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Emily Poster @macrael.com · 31/07/2025
The White House renovation:
A picture of Vittoriano in Rome. Famously used by Mussolini as a site for marches etc
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Emily Poster @macrael.com · 29/05/2025
Only real Mac heads want this VSCode preference but they really want it:
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Emily Poster @macrael.com · 20/05/2025
when did 404 start putting some stuff behind a paywall? I thought the deal was that logging in with an account would be enough for them to trust their metrics?
screenshot of a 404 media post that is behind a paywall
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Emily Poster @macrael.com · 27/04/2025
Isn’t there somebody you forgot to ask?
Slide from a tech conference titled “multi party consent” with four parties: (human) user, app developer, operating system, and enterprise
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Emily Poster @macrael.com · 06/04/2025
SF
Protestors at SF city hall with signs including one that says “super callous fascist racist sexist Nazi potus” Protestors at SF city hall with a big hand drawn sign saying “death by the bourgeoise”Protestors at SF city hallProtestors marching in SF one carrying the monopoly man’s head on a pike
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Emily Poster @macrael.com · 03/04/2025
holyyyyy shiiiiiiit
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Emily Poster @macrael.com · 19/03/2025
Who is “your” James Bond? “
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Emily Poster @macrael.com · 06/01/2025
The number one movie at the box office on your 10th birthday is how 2025 will turn out for you. Ooh the whole box office ripped that day
Men In Black posterBox office on my 10th birthday. 

MiB, Face/Off, Contact, Hercules, My Best Friends Wedding, George of the Jungle, Air Force One. So many hits.
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Emily Poster @macrael.com · 25/12/2024
“You’ll be visited by three spirits” The three spirits:
The three leads from Hocus Pocus
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Emily Poster @macrael.com · 17/12/2024
Examining a new follower
Scar Jo being examined by her handler in Under The Skin
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Emily Poster @macrael.com · 12/12/2024
A bus advertising the Granite Expo, says "more than just granite"
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Emily Poster @macrael.com · 25/11/2024
Bye LA
Hills on the way out of LA with the graffiti “RAD” on them
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Emily Poster @macrael.com · 15/11/2024
RFK Jr looking off into the distance from a NYT article photoGeneral Ripper looking off into the distance from Dr. Strangelove
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Emily Poster @macrael.com · 12/11/2024
I've noticed that hot dog sellers in SF all have exactly the same kit. Turns out they are basically a cartel. The two articles I could find about it made it seem like there are a bunch of small bosses running in the 10s of carts, but it seems bigger than that? missionlocal.org/2023/11/sf-p...
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Emily Poster @macrael.com · 05/11/2024
Trump and Musk in Mar-a-Lago
A man in a furry bear costume pops his head up from giving a BJ to a man in white tie, both of them look out the door at the camera. From The Shining.
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Emily Poster @macrael.com · 23/10/2024
Pulitzer could get it
A photograph of Pulitzer, the newspaper runner who the journalism prizes are named after
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Emily Poster @macrael.com · 09/10/2024
Search your camera roll for hell
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Emily Poster @macrael.com · 17/09/2024
Wtf Bluesky I guarantee you there are more
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Emily Poster @macrael.com · 15/08/2024
@thecumman.gay
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Emily Poster @macrael.com · 13/08/2024
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Emily Poster @macrael.com · 15/05/2024
NO CHEATING your last saved celebrity picture is your therapist, who is it? Yes please.
Patrick Swayze smiling at the end of Point Break
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Emily Poster @macrael.com · 13/05/2024
SpaceX booster reentry had us wondering what the fuck was going on
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Emily Poster @macrael.com · 23/03/2024
You’ve been murdered. Who do you want on the case?
Humphrey Bogart playing the fool in a rare bookstore in The Big Sleep
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Emily Poster @macrael.com · 07/02/2024
New users opening Bluesky
DiNero in Taxi Driver partially covering his face while watching porn in a theatre
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Emily Poster @macrael.com · 20/12/2023
Your Congress Wrapped 2023
Screenshot of NYT headlines. “House Dysfunction by the numbers: 724 votes, only 27 laws enacted” and “these are the 27 billls that became law in 2023.”
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Emily Poster @macrael.com · 16/10/2023
I put this up on the wall after every date
Post credits message from The Bad Seed (1956): You have just seen a motion picture whose theme dares to be startlingly different. May we ask that you do not divulge the unusual climax of this story. Thank you.
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Emily Poster @macrael.com · 30/09/2023
Gonna tell my children this was Elon Musk
Jeff Bezos in a cowboy hat about to take off in a blue prick rocket with his brother
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Emily Poster @macrael.com · 21/09/2023
This meal just cost me $78 at Newark Airport. This is why Americans think the economy is terrible.
A dispirited chef carries a three foot wide chocolate cake on a glass platter. Serving it to a child as punishment from Trunchbull
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Emily Poster @macrael.com · 14/08/2023
In honor of Gary Larson’s birthday, share a FAR SIDE cartoon you love —
A Far Side cartoon. A hospital ward full of horses on beds with broken legs. Doctor's walk looking at clipboards with a their arm. Behind a curtain the sound "BLAM!". Caption: "Horse hospitals"
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Emily Poster @macrael.com · 04/08/2023
@thecumman.gay Are these good numbers?
Close up of some text printed on a shipping can: “32.9 CU.M. 1160 CU.FT.”
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Emily Poster @macrael.com · 02/08/2023
One page from the indictment I haven't seen shown as much, this email from a lawyer gets at the gleefully nihilistic vibe behind the whole coup
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Emily Poster @macrael.com · 31/07/2023
Discourse is the Great Redeemer. It is the fiery crucible in which true heroes are forged. The one place where all men truly share the same rank, regardless of what kind of parasitic scum they were going in.
Drill Sargent speaking pompously to Tom Cruise in Edge of Tomorrow
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Emily Poster @macrael.com · 29/07/2023
Update on the Twitter sign
A 20 ft tall X stands atop the Twitter building blazing garishly in the night while two people in a cherry picker work to remove the Twitter bird from the old sign
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