Mancub @macrabremancub.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Kasey Musgraves makes music for bottoms who think Taylor Swift is a good singer 010
Mancub @macrabremancub.bsky.social · 24/04/2026anyone else grow up hearing about people getting teabagged playing COD and think “god I wish that was me” just me? cool cool 000
Mancub @macrabremancub.bsky.social · 06/04/2026I’m a thicc mfr with a violent nature or whatever I Prevail said 000
Mancub @macrabremancub.bsky.social · 15/03/2026me after I’ve already asked you “what?” three times and am about to crank out a fourth 001
Mancub @macrabremancub.bsky.social · 09/02/2026People calling for ICE to deport Bad Bunny because he’s from Puerto Rico are so funny. It’s like saying someone should be deported because they are from Alabama. Just because you can’t understand what they are saying sometimes doesn’t make them any less American than you. 010
Mancub @macrabremancub.bsky.social · 18/01/2026So happy that Heated Rivalry had a genuinely great ending and not the exuberantly depressing “we must accept our fates because gays aren’t allowed to be happy” trope 030
Mancub @macrabremancub.bsky.social · 10/01/2026I am the dark. I am the night. I am lactose intolerant. 020
Mancub @macrabremancub.bsky.social · 03/01/2026when your dictator blows his diaper out and you have to pretend you can’t smell it 010
Mancub @macrabremancub.bsky.social · 03/01/2026ghosting the roster to watch my comfort show for the 67th time 000
Mancub @macrabremancub.bsky.social · 28/12/2025men in country music don’t yodel whine like they used to and that’s what’s wrong with America 000
Mancub @macrabremancub.bsky.social · 17/12/2025“you better not be a slutty little porcelain pig devoid of all thought when I get there” me: 000
Mancub @macrabremancub.bsky.social · 06/12/2025“Krampus Klaus can’t hurt you he isn’t real.” Krampus Klaus: 000
Mancub @macrabremancub.bsky.social · 17/11/2025does she rub your feet when you’ve had a long day? scratch your scalp when you take out your braids? does she know that you like to play PS2 til 6 in the mornin like I do? 000
Mancub @macrabremancub.bsky.social · 24/10/2025Beetlejuice is a horror movie that explores the persistence of capitalism beyond even Death itself 030
Mancub @macrabremancub.bsky.social · 16/10/2025“the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma” literally me: 000
Mancub @macrabremancub.bsky.social · 14/10/2025before you thirst over me just know I look like this 000
Mancub @macrabremancub.bsky.social · 04/10/2025pretending to understand french vibin to doja’s album 000
Mancub @macrabremancub.bsky.social · 01/10/2025Welcome to Gay. Here are your brochures for caffeine addiction and body dysmorphia. Have you selected a mediocre pop singer to obsess over who will never know you exist yet? 000
Mancub @macrabremancub.bsky.social · 29/09/2025“Yeah, look at me, really look at me Loaded the magazine, they throwin' the book at me I'm bookin' it eighty miles per hour 'cause my jewelry I'm cookin' some collard greens, I ain't got no room for these” 000
Mancub @macrabremancub.bsky.social · 27/09/2025do you want a hole tour? I can take you to the first, second, third hole and I promise you you’ll love all of my holes I just want you to come inside 000
Mancub @macrabremancub.bsky.social · 23/09/2025the ideal man big of arms pure of heart dumb of ass 020
Mancub @macrabremancub.bsky.social · 16/09/2025getting through a depressy eppy just to feel another one coming on 000
Mancub @macrabremancub.bsky.social · 16/09/2025when the world’s on fire but you’re still trying to enjoy spooky season 000
Mancub @macrabremancub.bsky.social · 02/09/2025One thing about me is I reciprocate energy. Treat me how you wanna be treated. That’s a threat. 000
Mancub @macrabremancub.bsky.social · 30/08/2025the world ain’t been right since we removed the nips from Batsuits 000
Mancub @macrabremancub.bsky.social · 21/08/2025🎵 read my lips carefully if you want my bussy 🎵 or whatever Beyoncé said 010
Mancub @macrabremancub.bsky.social · 18/08/2025News reporting Trump-loving Republican PA State Treasurer Stacy Garrity has announced her run for Governor. No word yet on if she’ll stay on part-time as the monster under your bed. More at 11. 000
