“Remember how you told me that your childhood crush was Laura Ingalls Wilder? And that you think America is in the toilet? Well, you’re about to have all you...

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By Mackenzie Kiera I’m awake when doctors cut out my heart. My heart had been growing steadily for nine (ten, really it’s ten) months, and the weight of it has been encumbering, to say the least. My heart and I are both fine and healthy. It’s a totally normal thing, Harvest time. The doctors and nurses tell me women get their hearts cut out all the time all over the world, every day, every minute. It’s normal. Perfectly normal.Normal is what I tell myself when I’m laid down on a table and they t

ALT: a man in a nurse costume is walking down a street in front of an emergency sign

ALT: a man is peeking out of a door and smiling with the words `` here 's johnny '' .