machuuu @machuuu68.bsky.social · 08/09/2026im sorry bsky people, my account here filled with COBWEBS 2511 0
machuuu @machuuu68.bsky.social · 18/05/2025doing so may cause the bassist to think they're the lead guitarist 080 0
machuuu @machuuu68.bsky.social · 04/11/2024btw. i just got back to school and i think my asshole is conditioned to wanna take a shit everytime i set foot in campus. like the first thing i instinctively wanna do is go to the toilet and shit 132959 0
machuuu @machuuu68.bsky.social · 27/10/2024my long awaited 1 week break from school has arrived. and i will spend it doing homework!? i might be crazy 0744 0
machuuu @machuuu68.bsky.social · 21/10/2024thank you. accounts gone now. i can shit in peace. 21492 0
machuuu @machuuu68.bsky.social · 21/10/2024first bluesky impersonator! please stop. @machuuu.bsky.social 513113 0
machuuu @machuuu68.bsky.social · 20/10/2024not yet. but i should make some toilet friends ure right. 120 0
machuuu @machuuu68.bsky.social · 20/10/2024its my primary tablet! its a huion inspiroy, prtty great too :> 000 0
machuuu @machuuu68.bsky.social · 20/10/2024go to nearest cafe, order 1 coffee, stay there for 8 hours. 010 0
machuuu @machuuu68.bsky.social · 20/10/2024do schoolwork? what schoolwork? i dont know what youre talking about! 01413 0
machuuu @machuuu68.bsky.social · 18/10/2024as for drawing posts, i'll probably hold off on doodles and only post finished illustrations like on my main account. :) 2371 0
machuuu @machuuu68.bsky.social · 18/10/2024this is 100% real btw. my apartment toilet hasn't been graced by my asshole's presence. oh how lonely it probably feels just sitting there, unshitted on, in that cold dark bathroom. 😔 1320 0
machuuu @machuuu68.bsky.social · 18/10/2024i wonder if getting shadowbanned is a thing here? im always conscious of my wording on twt bcus of it. (yes that means my shit and piss tweets were carefully crafted before being excreted) 🥰 1402 0
machuuu @machuuu68.bsky.social · 18/10/2024i only take a shit in campus because my apartment bathroom doesnt work. but every sunday my college is closed so i hold it in for a day and try to eat as little as possible. i then proceed to drop a fat turd on school toilet 6:00 am sharp on monday morning the second the gates open. #darkestsecrets 5982 0
machuuu @machuuu68.bsky.social · 18/10/2024woah! bsky aspect ratio is GREAT!? it doesnt crop the image!! 😮 1942 0
machuuu @machuuu68.bsky.social · 17/10/2024do i focus on drawings like on main, or post doodles and talk about my toilet like on alt? 🤷 8747176 0
