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Rick Makes Machines

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Rick Makes Machines @machinemaker.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Imagine what it's like seeing it with your own eyeballs. Crazy.
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Rick Makes Machines @machinemaker.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Beware recipes created by AI... Hahaha, hopefully it tastes good.
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Rick Makes Machines @machinemaker.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Can we make it illegal for Congress to do insider trading also?
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Rick Makes Machines @machinemaker.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Keep up the good work. 👍🏻🖖🏻
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Rick Makes Machines @machinemaker.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Oh no. That's so sad. Both of our girls are getting old and one has a terminal illness. 😢
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Rick Makes Machines @machinemaker.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I vote more space funding.
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Rick Makes Machines @machinemaker.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I guess this means we REALLY need to elect a Congress that will make and enforce fair immigration laws. Get ready to vote this November. Make sure you are able to vote. This is the most important vote of your life.
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Rick Makes Machines @machinemaker.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Do my lips look plump? I may be coming down with something gross.😂🤣😂🤣
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Rick Makes Machines @machinemaker.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
No I don't. Normal people don't get away with not paying taxes. This plan doesn't work unless a huge number of people sign on and hold out against the fees and interest they will be charged. Most Americans wouldn't be able to casually absorb those fees. Maybe we should vote and win in Nov. instead.
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Rick Makes Machines @machinemaker.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
What's a Japanese-style egg salad sandwich like? Never had one, Japanese-Style that is.
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Rick Makes Machines @machinemaker.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I'm just pissed that Delta was giving them preferential treatment to begin with. Fuck Delta. Are other airlines doing this? Fuck them too if they are.
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Rick Makes Machines @machinemaker.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Hot sauce is a hell of a drug...
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Rick Makes Machines @machinemaker.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I didn't really like the movie. Buddy movies aren't my thing. I'll have to give the book a read, I'm sure that under the cutesy-ness of the movie there is a good story there.
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Rick Makes Machines @machinemaker.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Great reporting. Now we know that doddering old men misspeak and get their facts incorrect. Now that that's out of the way, maybe focus your efforts on the voter suppression...
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Rick Makes Machines @machinemaker.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
My wife won't go on road trips bc of I.C.E. Now she won't fly to go on vacation either... This sucks.
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Rick Makes Machines @machinemaker.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
"It's the end of the world as we know it..." -R.E.M. This song would be appropriate I think.
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Rick Makes Machines @machinemaker.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Congratulations. 👍🏻
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Rick Makes Machines @machinemaker.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Firefly is a pretty cool name for a rocket. Reminds me of the show.
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Rick Makes Machines @machinemaker.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
.0062, whatever that means. 🤷🏻‍♂️😂
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Rick Makes Machines @machinemaker.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
You might be overthinking it. Someone might have just dared him to do it. "Do it- You won't. It'd be so cool if you did!"
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Rick Makes Machines @machinemaker.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Boycott and protest the world cup. Make it a failure. People of the world, DO NOT COME HERE! We can't let President Trump have nice things if he won't play ball by the rules.
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Rick Makes Machines @machinemaker.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Steven Miller is so rotten your dog could probably smell him through the phone screen.
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Rick Makes Machines @machinemaker.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Nice, hope you are feeling better.
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Rick Makes Machines @machinemaker.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
He usually blames Obama for issues regarding Iran. Brace for the incoming racist truth social post.
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Rick Makes Machines @machinemaker.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
An amazing day of snowboarding at Berkshire East. The real Beast of the East.
A view down from the top of a ski trail with a scenic mountain background.A look up at the mountain from the parking lot of a ski mountain.
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Rick Makes Machines @machinemaker.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Hey, if you cook scraps correctly, that shit is good. 🤣 I see your point though.
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Rick Makes Machines @machinemaker.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
The Onion is SAVAGE.
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Rick Makes Machines @machinemaker.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Is that a quote from Raistlin Majere? 🪄⚡
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Rick Makes Machines @machinemaker.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I made pizza about a week ago and it was about halfway done baking when I realized that the dough recipe was AI generated. If I hadn't skipped over the blog post attached to the recipe, I would have realized right away that it was poorly written by AI. The pizza was not good. Couldn't be my fault.🤣
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Rick Makes Machines @machinemaker.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
He'd do it for his ego, same reason he pardoned the J6 traitors. If his people are in jail, he'll feel like it makes him look bad. And by pardoning them, it will make him feel like a hero, protecting his people from the "radical left". Same for when he pardoned the J6 traitors. It's all about Donny.
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Rick Makes Machines @machinemaker.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Awe darn. Vitamin C and rest. You got this.
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Rick Makes Machines @machinemaker.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Probably not. They're gonna have a pardon party then run off with their loot. 💰💸💰💸💰
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Rick Makes Machines @machinemaker.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Heck yeah! Congratulations!
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Rick Makes Machines @machinemaker.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Poor Caleb. At least he is blissfully unaware...
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Rick Makes Machines @machinemaker.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Is there even one science fiction story where the autonomous weapons and mass surveillance save the day? 🤔
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Rick Makes Machines @machinemaker.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
It's probably gone stale by now...
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Rick Makes Machines @machinemaker.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
You weren't going to finish it anyways...
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Rick Makes Machines @machinemaker.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Their feelings don't care about the facts.
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Rick Makes Machines @machinemaker.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
NASA's entire budget including the moon missions is only about $25 billion. That's nothing compared to what we spend on healthcare in the US. Also there's the technological advancement, the last estimate I heard said that investment in NASA returns about 3 times what we spend into the economy.
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Rick Makes Machines @machinemaker.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Hahaha. My loot bag would have: -A jar of weed -Broken hand tools -Parts to fix broken hand tools -Dog leash -Bag of rice -Mostly empty bottle of hand sanitizer
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Rick Makes Machines @machinemaker.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Do we know yet if he's just going to fucking knock the thing down with no plans to rebuild?
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Rick Makes Machines @machinemaker.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
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Rick Makes Machines @machinemaker.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Butter knife works when that happens to me. Are you making a Dark and Stormy? Those are yum.
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Rick Makes Machines @machinemaker.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Max humiliation.
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Rick Makes Machines @machinemaker.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
I don't want Venezuelan oil. Say NO to imperialism.
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Rick Makes Machines @machinemaker.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
The reason is to shovel oil money into the pockets of the oligarchy.
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Rick Makes Machines @machinemaker.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
That FIFA peace prize has aged like milk. #FIFA
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Rick Makes Machines @machinemaker.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Go Cecillia! We're rooting for you.
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Rick Makes Machines @machinemaker.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
🤣😂🤣😂
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Rick Makes Machines @machinemaker.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Presidential toddler meltdown in Three...Two...One...
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