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Machine Fun Kelly 💾

@machinefunkelly.itch.io
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🎮 Independent Game Developer | 💹 Freelancer | ✨ Tech Art, VFX, and shaders | #Godot enjoyer | 🔗 linktr.ee/MachineFunKelly | 🤖 He/Him | 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Poblachd na h-Alba

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Machine Fun Kelly 💾 @machinefunkelly.itch.io · 31/08/2026
I got back from this hike with my brother-out-law yesterday. Three of the tallest summits in the Southern Uplands, and two beautiful reservoirs. Good times! #hiking #Scotland
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Machine Fun Kelly 💾 @machinefunkelly.itch.io · 04/08/2026
You can just use a flattened gaiter to provide a stable base for your stove. No one can stop you 😉
Night. A red head-mounted light bathes a small hiking stove with a pot on top, blustery wind bothering the blue flame.
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Machine Fun Kelly 💾 @machinefunkelly.itch.io · 29/07/2026
My bedroom last night. #Carlops #PentlandHills
Hills above Carlos. Scottish BordersHills above Carlos. Scottish Borders
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Machine Fun Kelly 💾 @machinefunkelly.itch.io · 11/06/2026
A couple of pictures from my hike in the Moffat Hills earlier this week. The weather was very pleasant until it wasn't. 18C bright sunshine on the high routes turned to 5C and snow/hail/sleet/rain in an instant. Followed by lightning. Wind gusts 30-40 mph. So glad to see the bothy. Grim for June.
Forested hills can be seen behind an old dry-stane dyke type wall. A track winds up the right-hand side. Moffat Hills, Scotland.A small burn (stream) winds its way through a valley, between rolling grassy hills. Moffat Hills, Scotland.
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Machine Fun Kelly 💾 @machinefunkelly.itch.io · 24/04/2026
Do you have the rights to those "examples" or are you training on stolen data?
Tumeke Studios doubles down on AI use. Shame.
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Machine Fun Kelly 💾 @machinefunkelly.itch.io · 24/04/2026
Tumeke Studio doubling down on their AI use. Not a good look. Shame.
Tumeke Studio doubling down on their AI use
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Machine Fun Kelly 💾 @machinefunkelly.itch.io · 19/11/2025
The view from the top of my drive 😍
Scald Law, Grain Hill, and South Black Hill in the Pentland Hills. All are dusted with pristine white snow.
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Machine Fun Kelly 💾 @machinefunkelly.itch.io · 28/05/2025
Shader fiddlers take note
You wouldn't download a car meme regarding shader programming. It reads "you shouldnt overscope shaders meme
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Machine Fun Kelly 💾 @machinefunkelly.itch.io · 14/05/2025
Screw your favorite book, which was the first that upset you?
Book cover picture for The Art of Game Design by Jesse Schell
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Machine Fun Kelly 💾 @machinefunkelly.itch.io · 10/05/2025
The 500kg hardened titanium alloy probe is currently falling out of its eccentric orbit at hypersonic speed. Every perigee is like russian (ha) roulette now, and we still have no idea where it will impact.
A picture of Vanera 8, Cosmos 482's sister craft.
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Machine Fun Kelly 💾 @machinefunkelly.itch.io · 09/05/2025
"Sorry for the nazi salute..."
Newspaper page from 2015 showing Lizzie 2 Seig Heiling with her nazi-sympathiser family.
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Machine Fun Kelly 💾 @machinefunkelly.itch.io · 25/03/2025
Disney broke a boycott and received Hitler's film maker. Something, something, ten nazis at the table... www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
Only two major Hollywood players broke the boycott. Disney gave Riefenstahl a tour of his studio and showed her the storyboards to Fantasia. But when Riefenstahl asked Disney to screen Olympia and vouch for it, Disney balked. After all, he had to do business in this town.
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Machine Fun Kelly 💾 @machinefunkelly.itch.io · 25/03/2025
I can't wait to play this later!
screen snip showing a recently completed download of Flocking Hell by @sextantstudios.bsky.social
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Machine Fun Kelly 💾 @machinefunkelly.itch.io · 13/03/2025
🐷🏗️ I built a #Styscraper 🔺14.24m high! Rating: 🐽🐽🐽🐽➖ vole.wtf/styscraper/
A screenshot of my 14.24 metre tall Styscraper playable at https://vole.wtf/styscraper/
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Machine Fun Kelly 💾 @machinefunkelly.itch.io · 10/03/2025
Tha deòir agam nam shùilean an-dràsta!
Tha Gàidhlig Albannach mar roghainn cànain aig Bluesky noiw!
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Machine Fun Kelly 💾 @machinefunkelly.itch.io · 09/03/2025
Comments?
Credits list from Brackeys game jam winners showing their use of AI against the competition rulesBrackeys game jam rules featuring clear No AI rule
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Machine Fun Kelly 💾 @machinefunkelly.itch.io · 02/03/2025
Only appropriate response...
Kevin Hague's bluesky page. Blocked of course.
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Machine Fun Kelly 💾 @machinefunkelly.itch.io · 28/02/2025
"How's about that, then?" "Now then, now then" "As it 'appens" "Guys and gals" "Clunk click every trip"
Keir Starmer spouting shit after the post-Trump-meeting press conference.
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Machine Fun Kelly 💾 @machinefunkelly.itch.io · 27/02/2025
US friends - you need to get in on these.
A jar of Garner free range pickled eggs. Yes, pickled eggs.
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Machine Fun Kelly 💾 @machinefunkelly.itch.io · 26/02/2025
Remember that when a studio is closed it becomes your moral duty to pirate any and all of their games. This is especially true for games which are no longer available but still perfectly playable.
Three Monolith games listed in a screen snip from a torrent client
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Machine Fun Kelly 💾 @machinefunkelly.itch.io · 24/02/2025
Today, as a wee treat I bought a new set of keycaps. They're really nice. The box contained every key that I needed plus a variety of spares, most useful, some not so much: 8 page up keys 6 page down keys 4 '@ keys 3 p keys My escape key is a delightful little chunk of cheese now too!
An illuminated white computer keyboard with an escape key in the form of a lump of cheese.
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Machine Fun Kelly 💾 @machinefunkelly.itch.io · 14/02/2025
It's a user setting not global...
Screen snip of the Bluesky settings page where a user can decide whether or not their posts are visible to the logged out and non-users.
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Machine Fun Kelly 💾 @machinefunkelly.itch.io · 14/02/2025
Care to comment?
Labour's anti-immigration mug from a copuple of years ago.
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Machine Fun Kelly 💾 @machinefunkelly.itch.io · 23/01/2025
Shiny, creepy, incesty, weirdo needs to be put on a list.
A pic of tech entrepreneur Bryan Johnson who is spending millions per year trying to reduce his biological age. It is clearly not working and now he just looks shiny and a bit crazed.
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Machine Fun Kelly 💾 @machinefunkelly.itch.io · 23/01/2025
I wonder what fee they paid Alfred Molina for his likeness?
Alfred Molina in the Indiana Jones and the Great Circle game
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Machine Fun Kelly 💾 @machinefunkelly.itch.io · 13/01/2025
A fourth woman in Stalker 2! This one looks a lot like Liz Truss and was about as pleasant.
A Stalker 2 game screenshot showing a character called Agatha who looks a lot like former UK prime minister Lizz Truss. Pork Markets!
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Machine Fun Kelly 💾 @machinefunkelly.itch.io · 08/01/2025
I'm surprised it took YT this long tbh. Ensure that the little plagiarism engine box is unchecked if you value human creativity.
YouTube studio settings page with a plagiarism engine training checkbox
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Machine Fun Kelly 💾 @machinefunkelly.itch.io · 08/01/2025
A third woman in Stalker 2! Masked and mysterious.
A masked trader from the game Stalker 2
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Machine Fun Kelly 💾 @machinefunkelly.itch.io · 06/01/2025
I have found a second woman in Stalker 2. Birch sells body armour and seems quite chirpy.
A young lady selling body armour within the Stalker 2 game sits at a table.
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Machine Fun Kelly 💾 @machinefunkelly.itch.io · 05/01/2025
I have finally found a woman in Stalker 2. Sonya here appears to be the only lady left in the exclusion zone (so far).
A woman in the game Stalker 2 stands behind a counter.
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Machine Fun Kelly 💾 @machinefunkelly.itch.io · 03/01/2025
Discourse irl
A yellow paint covered staircase in London
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Machine Fun Kelly 💾 @machinefunkelly.itch.io · 13/12/2024
It has been brought to my attention that Dorito Pope appears in Fortnite.
Sarcastic game awards bingo card
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Machine Fun Kelly 💾 @machinefunkelly.itch.io · 13/12/2024
Well...
A bingo card for the game awards. Many sarcastic predictions are ticked.
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Machine Fun Kelly 💾 @machinefunkelly.itch.io · 09/12/2024
Stalker 2 sunsets are v pretty
Stalker 2 screenshot of sparse forest and a sunset.
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Machine Fun Kelly 💾 @machinefunkelly.itch.io · 29/11/2024
gif test
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Machine Fun Kelly 💾 @machinefunkelly.itch.io · 28/11/2024
In honour of Chipzel following me day I implore you to listen to this | www.youtube.com/watch?v=6--M...
Image of my Bluesky notification the noted musician Chipzel has followed me of all people.
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Machine Fun Kelly 💾 @machinefunkelly.itch.io · 26/11/2024
On Wishlist and Following boxed ticked on the Steam page for the PC game Schrodinger's Cat Burglar
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Machine Fun Kelly 💾 @machinefunkelly.itch.io · 26/11/2024
Post a video game gif from the year you were born
A screenshot of the computer game Rocket, an early version of Lunar Lander from 1969
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Machine Fun Kelly 💾 @machinefunkelly.itch.io · 26/11/2024
Hey @whatthegames.bsky.social I'm never going to remove this from my wishlist. Someday you'll release the full game right? right?!
Image of Triband's unreleased, abandoned game "Keyboard Sports" in my Steam wishlist since 2018.
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Machine Fun Kelly 💾 @machinefunkelly.itch.io · 20/11/2024
Post a ship that's neither Star Wars nor star Trek
Blake's 7 Liberator ship. Image courtesy of https://andrewggibson.com/2023/12/10/unraveling-the-enigma-of-the-liberator-in-blakes-7/
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Machine Fun Kelly 💾 @machinefunkelly.itch.io · 19/11/2024
Me in my echo chamber
A circle of robed figures wait for the sweet release of death. A still from the movie Logan's Run.
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