Hazel @machetedog.bsky.social · 08/09/2026imbibing sayla of optimism today … I need to live through this 083
Hazel @machetedog.bsky.social · 05/09/2026picking up possible dyke bf signatures… they’re closing in on our location fast! 150
Hazel @machetedog.bsky.social · 03/09/2026little miss captured soldier chained up and forgotten in a warehouse somewhere 0140
Hazel @machetedog.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I would look so good tied up and writhing around on a concrete floor. 1130
Hazel @machetedog.bsky.social · 08/08/2026*makes various jerk off motions at your unprotected midriff* 0140
Hazel @machetedog.bsky.social · 03/08/2026like…. what do you mean I have to “get up” and “go to work” 🙄 2141
Hazel @machetedog.bsky.social · 05/07/2026*uses my dyke mind powers to make you imagine my awesome bush and tiny shorts* 0161
Hazel @machetedog.bsky.social · 02/07/2026come through in the next 10 minutes if you want a mom spec* girled cheese *I will be taking a bite out of the corner 150