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Hazel

@machetedog.bsky.social
230 followers 422 following 873 posts

29 | Butch Dyke | bicycle enjoyer and weird pervert | SEA

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Hazel @machetedog.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Hazel @machetedog.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Still can’t hide it 💔
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Hazel @machetedog.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
:)
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Hazel @machetedog.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
dog thing needs pets
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Hazel @machetedog.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
UR BEAT 2 SHIT RAGGEDY ASS BOYTOY HAS ARRIVED‼️ 🚨🚨🚨
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Hazel @machetedog.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
yayyyyy
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Hazel @machetedog.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
is it enough to have a cute ass and boyish charms?
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Hazel @machetedog.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
mutt bait
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Hazel @machetedog.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
😱 ???
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Hazel @machetedog.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
imbibing sayla of optimism today … I need to live through this
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Hazel @machetedog.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
picking up possible dyke bf signatures… they’re closing in on our location fast!
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Hazel @machetedog.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
bark!!
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Hazel @machetedog.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
little miss captured soldier chained up and forgotten in a warehouse somewhere
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Hazel @machetedog.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I would look so good tied up and writhing around on a concrete floor.
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Hazel @machetedog.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
bikegirl doing bikethings
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Hazel @machetedog.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
most fuckable dog in the chilled drinks aisle
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Hazel @machetedog.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
noooo not wit!!!! aughhhh
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Hazel @machetedog.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
horse activities ahoof
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Hazel @machetedog.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Hazel @machetedog.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
bad at hiding it..
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Hazel @machetedog.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Hazel @machetedog.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I need her so bad…. please Lt. Col.
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Hazel @machetedog.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
yes ma’am!
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Hazel @machetedog.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
ur beat to shit raggedy ass boytoy has arrived
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Hazel @machetedog.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
touches you with my greasy paw…
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Hazel @machetedog.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
unlimited momma time
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Hazel @machetedog.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
call me the ghost of char the way I’m full frontal
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Hazel @machetedog.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
See a butt, post a butt
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Hazel @machetedog.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
king county’s 2nd most fuckable dog
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Hazel @machetedog.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
you’re gunna pet the dog.. right?
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Hazel @machetedog.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
like……….. it wouldn’t be *that* hard…. Right… ahah 👀
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Hazel @machetedog.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Mirai…. Mirai save me. Save me Mirai
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Hazel @machetedog.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
doll clothes for me…..
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Hazel @machetedog.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
*makes various jerk off motions at your unprotected midriff*
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Hazel @machetedog.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
for the hand perverts 🩶
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Hazel @machetedog.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
🩶🩶
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Hazel @machetedog.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
like…. what do you mean I have to “get up” and “go to work” 🙄
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Hazel @machetedog.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
oh… clearly you don’t own an FIM-92
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Hazel @machetedog.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
giggling like a school girl and kicking my feet
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Hazel @machetedog.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
boy toy shaped 🥰
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Hazel @machetedog.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
It’s cause your proportions and design are wack, huh?
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Hazel @machetedog.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
why the long face…
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Hazel @machetedog.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
shaft moment
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Hazel @machetedog.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
last thing u see before u die 💀
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Hazel @machetedog.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
:)
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Hazel @machetedog.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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Hazel @machetedog.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
bark for it
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Hazel @machetedog.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
*uses my dyke mind powers to make you imagine my awesome bush and tiny shorts*
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Hazel @machetedog.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
come through in the next 10 minutes if you want a mom spec* girled cheese *I will be taking a bite out of the corner
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Hazel @machetedog.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
woag..
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