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Machete 🐾 Snarles Barkley

@machete.dog

227 followers 99 following 18 posts

🐶🐻 38 and mostly a dog at this point. Extremely NSFMoms. Will hump for food. x.com/machetepup

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Machete 🐾 Snarles Barkley @machete.dog · 11/09/2026

Big dog = big play

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Machete 🐾 Snarles Barkley @machete.dog · 21/07/2026

AKAB! But for real, god damn bro.

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Machete 🐾 Snarles Barkley @machete.dog · 08/07/2026

Didn’t hurt much. Healed pretty quick. No dicks in butts for a couple weeks tho

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Machete 🐾 Snarles Barkley @machete.dog · 08/07/2026

Almost none. Felt like getting pinched.

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Machete 🐾 Snarles Barkley @machete.dog · 08/07/2026

High paw!

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Machete 🐾 Snarles Barkley @machete.dog · 01/02/2026

Mexico sun hits different

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Machete 🐾 Snarles Barkley @machete.dog · 07/11/2025

I’m a good boy I promise

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Stash @stashpup.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Me and my bf @zimdel.bsky.social giving @machete.dog the good boy sandwich treatment

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Machete 🐾 Snarles Barkley @machete.dog · 06/11/2025

Good boys get teeth hugs

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Machete 🐾 Snarles Barkley @machete.dog · 04/11/2025

Yep! My one and only tattoo

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Machete 🐾 Snarles Barkley @machete.dog · 04/11/2025

Can any puppy tell me what this says?

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Machete 🐾 Snarles Barkley @machete.dog · 29/09/2023

Officer GoodBoy showing you his softer side

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Machete 🐾 Snarles Barkley @machete.dog · 28/09/2023

Gruff

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Machete 🐾 Snarles Barkley @machete.dog · 23/09/2023

I stink pretty

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Machete 🐾 Snarles Barkley @machete.dog · 23/09/2023

*heavy panting*

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Pup Boof 🐾🦴🐕 @marinuslup.bsky.social · 11/09/2023

Woof WOOF!

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Machete 🐾 Snarles Barkley @machete.dog · 11/09/2023

Give us a woof

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Machete 🐾 Snarles Barkley @machete.dog · 10/09/2023

How’s it smell down there?

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Machete 🐾 Snarles Barkley @machete.dog · 26/08/2023

@machete.dog Officer GoodBoy has your scent and is on your tail

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Machete 🐾 Snarles Barkley @machete.dog · 12/08/2023

New App. Who ‘dis?

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