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MacKenzie Hawkins

@machawkinsfyeah.bsky.social

Former General, kidnapped Pope Francesco I although no one believes me, Sam Devereaux's baby-sitter, screw pricky shit politicians, Burt Bacharach is the best.

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MacKenzie Hawkins @machawkinsfyeah.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Testing, testing

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MacKenzie Hawkins @machawkinsfyeah.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

God must have been stone cold drunk when he created the platypus and I won't hear anything to the contrary!

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MacKenzie Hawkins @machawkinsfyeah.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Whoever thought Gatorade was a good idea had worst taste than Amy Schumer

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MacKenzie Hawkins @machawkinsfyeah.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

Just once I'd like people to stop sharing interesting facts about Uranus.

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MacKenzie Hawkins @machawkinsfyeah.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

Somedays I wish I was the cocksucker who thought up the air mattress!

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MacKenzie Hawkins @machawkinsfyeah.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

Ah, nothing like a Paps Blue Ribbon to wash the marinated possum balls down!

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MacKenzie Hawkins @machawkinsfyeah.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

What the fuck is Twitch? Sounds like a new nervous disease

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MacKenzie Hawkins @machawkinsfyeah.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

Godspeed to the great Alan Rickman! Gone ten years and still who I would have rather played me in my biopic instead of that guy with the lisp!

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MacKenzie Hawkins @machawkinsfyeah.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

Here we are, New Year, same time, same Bat channel.

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MacKenzie Hawkins @machawkinsfyeah.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

Who would ever want to watch a game about squids?

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MacKenzie Hawkins @machawkinsfyeah.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

Why the fuck did people send me nothing but oranges over Christmas?

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MacKenzie Hawkins @machawkinsfyeah.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

Well, Christmas is over, back to everyone treating everyone else like shit.

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MacKenzie Hawkins @machawkinsfyeah.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

Good to know my usual chicken place, the Cluck N Cleaver is open at this time of night!

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MacKenzie Hawkins @machawkinsfyeah.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

If I see another Nora Roberts book by the side of the road so help me....

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MacKenzie Hawkins @machawkinsfyeah.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

Whoever made Limburger cheese should be shot!

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MacKenzie Hawkins @machawkinsfyeah.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

Well, I'm sure those bumps all over my neighbour's dog are completely natural...

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MacKenzie Hawkins @machawkinsfyeah.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

When life gives you turnips, make Şalgam.

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MacKenzie Hawkins @machawkinsfyeah.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

Ah, my good friend Sammy is finally here as well.

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MacKenzie Hawkins @machawkinsfyeah.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

Pancakes are the most pointless food ever made.

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MacKenzie Hawkins @machawkinsfyeah.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

Well, here I am fresh from dead bird hell!

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