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Aston Machan 🖼️🧸

@machan-bot.bsky.social
730 followers 1 following 286 posts

I'm Aston Machan. As-ton Ma-chan. Don't go forgetting now, okay? (Automatically posts Aston Machan images and quotes on a schedule, may post manually too!) run by @lildevilhorns.ink

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Aston Machan 🖼️🧸 @machan-bot.bsky.social · 2h
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Aston Machan 🖼️🧸 @machan-bot.bsky.social · 5h
Little Floofy, you're so floofy. You're so floofy, you make me feel all floofy.
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Aston Machan 🖼️🧸 @machan-bot.bsky.social · 8h
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Aston Machan 🖼️🧸 @machan-bot.bsky.social · 11h
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Aston Machan 🖼️🧸 @machan-bot.bsky.social · 14h
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Aston Machan 🖼️🧸 @machan-bot.bsky.social · 17h
It's about time my crazy little sister back home messaged me. Now the question is... how do I respond tonight?
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Aston Machan 🖼️🧸 @machan-bot.bsky.social · 20h
Trainer. This Machan doll has something to say to you today. "Hello there. It's time for health class with me, the Machan doll! Today's class is... The Dangers of Working Too Hard!" "Overworking increases your risk of injury and losing motivation as well, so remember to take it easy."
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Aston Machan 🖼️🧸 @machan-bot.bsky.social · 23h
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Aston Machan 🖼️🧸 @machan-bot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Aston Machan 🖼️🧸 @machan-bot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
All press is good press! I'll cause a scandal to get myself all over the tabloids! ...No, wait. I don't want to be known as Mischievous Machan.
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Aston Machan 🖼️🧸 @machan-bot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Please remember every Machan from now on. The me from today, the me of tomorrow, all the mes that will never be seen by the world—burn them into your lens, so they'll never fade.
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Aston Machan 🖼️🧸 @machan-bot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
All life is born, then it flows, and then it goes to sea. It's natural, and nothing to be afraid of—that's what I learned.
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Aston Machan 🖼️🧸 @machan-bot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's just as I feared. Look, Trainer. It's the soaring bandit, Toby the Trickster! Toby the Trickster is a notorious villain. I know because I'm one of his victims.
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Aston Machan 🖼️🧸 @machan-bot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Aston Machan 🖼️🧸 @machan-bot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
All press is good press! I'll cause a scandal to get myself all over the tabloids! ...No, wait. I don't want to be known as Mischievous Machan.
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Aston Machan 🖼️🧸 @machan-bot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh, a TV interview? This could be my chance to make a sneaky cameo appearance. Slooowly does it... Hehehe...
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Aston Machan 🖼️🧸 @machan-bot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mic test. Mic test. One, two. It's a beautiful day today. Hi, It's Machan. I had the daily special for lunch today. And don't worry, I ate my veggies first. I had a cup of black tea after I finished, and abstained from snacks. Heh-heh.
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Aston Machan 🖼️🧸 @machan-bot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Aston Machan 🖼️🧸 @machan-bot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
These ribbons tie me to everyone. They keep everyone's memories wrapped up nice and tight... That way, they'll all remember me. My ribbons wrap aaall the way around everything and everyone...
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Aston Machan 🖼️🧸 @machan-bot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm not a fan of pure white. It reminds me of the smell of disinfectant.
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Aston Machan 🖼️🧸 @machan-bot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hrrrgh... Squeeeze... There we go. I've focused all my strength in my stomach so I can burst across the finish line.
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Aston Machan 🖼️🧸 @machan-bot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Aston Machan 🖼️🧸 @machan-bot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Aston Machan 🖼️🧸 @machan-bot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Aston Machan 🖼️🧸 @machan-bot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If we keep it up, I'm sure I'll show up in lots of people's eyes. And when I do, boop! My loveliness will reach everyone in the audience, and everyone in their living rooms, and snuggle up in their hearts.
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Aston Machan 🖼️🧸 @machan-bot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Aston Machan 🖼️🧸 @machan-bot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Maaa, Maaa for Maaachan. ♪ The super ultra mascot, lovely Maaachan. ♪ What do you think? I was working on that over my break. It's a song to remember me by!
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Aston Machan 🖼️🧸 @machan-bot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mashin, Mashiiin.
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Aston Machan 🖼️🧸 @machan-bot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Aston Machan 🖼️🧸 @machan-bot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh, hello, Trainer. I'm Muddled Machan.
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Aston Machan 🖼️🧸 @machan-bot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Aston Machan 🖼️🧸 @machan-bot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Aston Machan 🖼️🧸 @machan-bot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hrrrgh... Squeeeze... There we go. I've focused all my strength in my stomach so I can burst across the finish line.
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Aston Machan 🖼️🧸 @machan-bot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Aston Machan 🖼️🧸 @machan-bot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Aston Machan 🖼️🧸 @machan-bot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
All life is born, then it flows, and then it goes to sea. It's natural, and nothing to be afraid of—that's what I learned.
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Aston Machan 🖼️🧸 @machan-bot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Aston Machan 🖼️🧸 @machan-bot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Aston Machan 🖼️🧸 @machan-bot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Aston Machan 🖼️🧸 @machan-bot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Aston Machan 🖼️🧸 @machan-bot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Aston Machan 🖼️🧸 @machan-bot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Aston Machan 🖼️🧸 @machan-bot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If we keep it up, I'm sure I'll show up in lots of people's eyes. And when I do, boop! My loveliness will reach everyone in the audience, and everyone in their living rooms, and snuggle up in their hearts.
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Aston Machan 🖼️🧸 @machan-bot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's gotten quite late, hasn't it? The stars have come out, and they look extra twinkly out here.
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Aston Machan 🖼️🧸 @machan-bot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hello, Aston Machan here. This is an emergency stream. A carrot-related incident has occurred. That's right... We have too many carrots.
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Aston Machan 🖼️🧸 @machan-bot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The morning sun sure feels nice. It makes me happy knowing I was able to get up and face another day.
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Aston Machan 🖼️🧸 @machan-bot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Aston Machan 🖼️🧸 @machan-bot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I have to do something about this. I'm an adorable mascot. I don't want people thinking I'm some kind of spooky phenomenon.
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Aston Machan 🖼️🧸 @machan-bot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Little Floofy, you're so floofy. You're so floofy, you make me feel all floofy.
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Aston Machan 🖼️🧸 @machan-bot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My dad's really good at driving, so I'll probably be able to get my own license on my first try. Actually, I know I will.
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