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Garrett Mace

@macegr.bsky.social
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Garrett Mace @macegr.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Back in Oakland
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Garrett Mace @macegr.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Even more straightforward than that: the images are framed exactly the same, from an identical perspective. Not really possible unless this is from a doorbell camera or something.
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Garrett Mace @macegr.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Garrett Mace @macegr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Including Flock cameras! Paint them neon pink and make them announce their presence by shouting the exact coordinates of the Flock CEO and his plans for the day.
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Garrett Mace @macegr.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Various technological and political developments of the past few years have drastically reduced the chance any given statement contains a valuable, original thought. People are subconsciously ignoring each other because the average value of communication is trending to nil.
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Garrett Mace @macegr.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Mashed potato cupcake with gravy sprinkles
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Garrett Mace @macegr.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
More police have been caught and charged with stalking women via Flock cameras than there are trans youth competing in sports. But politicians, billionaire authors, and other bigots feel safer denouncing a thin blue line only if there's pink and white with it.
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Garrett Mace @macegr.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My FBM does show me the military hardware but also thinks I should see what the most unhinged people are selling
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Garrett Mace @macegr.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
He couldn't quite explain it They'd always just gone there
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Garrett Mace @macegr.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
When watching these streams, I wondered what it would be like if they brought along a non-scientist to experience the exploration in realtime. Sort of providing a color commentary, but also a reinvigorating sense of discovery of the things the scientists consider done and dusted.
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Garrett Mace @macegr.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I cannot overstate how peaceful it is to watch a live-streaming exploration feed of an undersea rover. NA181 is done for now, but look forward to NA182 from Sep 22-Oct 12. These people are following the directive of sentient life: allow the universe to experience its own wonder. nautiluslive.org
nautiluslive.org
Nautilus Live | Ocean Exploration Trust
Explore the ocean with us! We seek out new discoveries while conducting scientific exploration of the seafloor and stream live to the world aboard Exploration Vessel Nautilus.
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Garrett Mace @macegr.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It certainly exposes the crack in their proposal.
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Garrett Mace @macegr.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
What’s the modern equivalent of a Jacob’s ladder? Nanoleaf on the wall? The espresso machine?
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Garrett Mace @macegr.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
That age huh...but I mean, at my age I still love to see the service pickups with the rail wheel adapters. Perhaps this will be of interest, we got a front-row seat to BART running a rail grinding train past our place in Oakland years back.
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Garrett Mace @macegr.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Saw that on the livestream and thought Jeri would appreciate too :)
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Garrett Mace @macegr.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Clench moment was being 99% sure the pipe was frozen, then cutting the pipe below the old valve knowing that if the ice plug gave way, there wasn’t much I could do about it besides attempt a press joint with full force mains water shooting through
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Garrett Mace @macegr.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Successfully replaced a main shutoff valve by freezing the pipe with air duster cans, courtesy of a @hackadayofficial.bsky.social article from 2014 hackaday.com/2014/01/19/d...
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Garrett Mace @macegr.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
There are many crappy videos of a partial lunar eclipse with clouds streaming by, but this one is mine.
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Garrett Mace @macegr.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Wild, in a world where Postgresql exists and if you really want to Frankenstein a schema and are scared of RDB you can use JSONB fields and still get nested objects and indexing.
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Garrett Mace @macegr.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I like when the sun reflects off the tip and shoots rays through the fog. Also I thought I was alone in believing that Salesforce literally is and does nothing and could be replaced in most companies with a spreadsheet
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Garrett Mace @macegr.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
in before someone else pointing out that’s since the unix epoch
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Garrett Mace @macegr.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Thanks Slack for the insightful tip
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Garrett Mace @macegr.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
More true now than we could have imagined when this was written 22 years ago youtu.be/RFoYNVp6k8A
youtu.be
Jonathan Coulton, "The Future Soon," from "Best. Concert. Ever."
YouTube video by WhatAreRecords
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Garrett Mace @macegr.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The fact that it probably can’t do anything useful in today’s world is so intensely relaxing
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Garrett Mace @macegr.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Main Street Boys
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Garrett Mace @macegr.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Oh my
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Garrett Mace @macegr.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Cabotage sounds like a Beastie Boys song about sauerkraut
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Garrett Mace @macegr.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
how it’s made: emdashes
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SlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Éclipse totale du chat.
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Garrett Mace @macegr.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The only two options for these officers: 1. They're racking up massive overtime by working 16-hour days, spending much of their time on duty exhausted and unable to deliver high quality law enforcement. 2. They're billing massive overtime but not actually working, preventing another officer hire.
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Garrett Mace @macegr.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
They acknowledge this in their description. It's pretty wild, they've constructed a stout flavor profile with a different process. www.jackrabbitbrewingcompany.com/bba I consider it less suspicious than a Black IPA, which DOES have roasted malts and is decidedly not pale 😅
jackrabbitbrewingcompany.com
BBA — Jackrabbit Brewing Co.
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Garrett Mace @macegr.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Based on your findings....all USB cables are available cheaply as durable overmolded assemblies. But why specifically mini-USB? Likely because it's rarely found on modern equipment anymore and therefore the risk of someone trying to actually use it as a USB port is low.
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Garrett Mace @macegr.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Ah, you got upgraded to DHL Ballistic service
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Garrett Mace @macegr.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
M2 Air
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Garrett Mace @macegr.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Update: despite a scare with the overly fragile battery connector, the screen replacement works!
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Garrett Mace @macegr.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Repairing a Mac to Massive Attack 🎶
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Garrett Mace @macegr.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Thank you for just calling them "police officers" instead of "rogue police officers" like the Post did, as if there is some other way to solve this problem besides shutting this company down.
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Garrett Mace @macegr.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Maybe a few hours or days with a sort of raster scan…?
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Garrett Mace @macegr.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I really enjoyed the wide shots in Odyssey on 70mm. The close-up shots aren’t good at all on such a large screen, the human eye is not meant to dart around an entire field of vision including 10 foot wide chins and noses. I think I will better appreciate Nolan’s enitre work when this hits streaming.
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Garrett Mace @macegr.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Opening and closing the side of this particular Mac is one of the most satisfying mechanisms a person can experience.
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Garrett Mace @macegr.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Yet another tombstoned 0603 Here lies my signal integrity We used to burn toast Now summon blue ghosts With a 555 timer blinking ritual circle PCB
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Some kind of invasive ape 🏳️‍⚧️ @wargonopsid.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Ink sketch of a waffle yaga. Seagull feet bc dumpstercore. Sketch w inks
A baba yaga but make it Waffle House.
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Garrett Mace @macegr.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Cash Money Exchange
ALT: Cash Money Exchange
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Garrett Mace @macegr.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I resemble that remark
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Garrett Mace @macegr.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I understand the non sequitur appeal of Jimothy but need to point out Pawsimodo was an option.
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Garrett Mace @macegr.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
The only thing better than a new Project Farm video (final boss of neurospicy youtube) is finding out you already bought the right thing.
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Garrett Mace @macegr.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Mine seem happy in the baublearium but I think there are more in there now than I remember putting in…
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Garrett Mace @macegr.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
How are you storing your baubles, which everyone has of course, right now?
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Garrett Mace @macegr.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
observe me orienting this cheese into my mouth
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Garrett Mace @macegr.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Technically, cynically, AND humorously correct this time
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