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doug interaction @macdoug.com · 21/08/2026

Other favorite: incorrect usage of quotation marks.

Man in a parking lot holding a sign that reads “IF YOU CONTINUE TO LOOK AT
"PORN"
YOU WILL BURN IN HELL
FOREVER
READ: MATTHEW 5:28-30 & GALATIANS 5:19-21”

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doug interaction @macdoug.com · 19/08/2026

Is "learnt" now proper journalistic English? @bitdefender.bsky.social

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doug interaction @macdoug.com · 31/07/2026

Today's Onion just arrived.

America's 250th, The Onion, limited edition, "ONE NATION OVER GOD" in front of an American flag

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doug interaction @macdoug.com · 22/04/2026

Say a prayer for this drip coffee machine, it’s clearly going through it.

Sign seen outside of a Hilton Head French bakery:
DEAR CUSTOMERS:
ESPRESSO DRINKS
AVAILABLE ONLY!
NO DRIP COFEE!!
DRIP COFFEE MACHINE HAS A MEDICAL ISSUE AND WE ARE WAITING ON A NEW
MACHINE

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doug interaction @macdoug.com · 15/04/2026

You picked a seriously aged name relative to some of the startups out there!

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doug interaction @macdoug.com · 17/03/2026

The Iranian government - they’re just like us! (from the WSJ)

He's partly right about what motivates such leaders. Iran's are greedy, but they're also a millenarian sect whose tenuous legitimacy rests on idealizing martyrdom. Russia is

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doug interaction @macdoug.com · 10/03/2026

I have a very common name that I grabbed it on Gmail really early. I get SO many mixup emails. One every week or two. Military medical records. Tractor Supply receipts. Golf tee times. Bible study agendas. But the best was an invitation to this.

Haralson County’s Second Annual Country Fried Pie Festival. COMING SOON! SEPTEMBER 16, 2017 DOWNTOWN BUCHANAN, GA

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doug interaction @macdoug.com · 09/03/2026

This dates me but worth it

Cary Grant and Myrna Loy in a scene from "The Bachelor and the Bobby Soxer" where he recites the "You remind me of a man" pattern. Caption: "You remind me of a dude."

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doug interaction @macdoug.com · 01/03/2026

Found in the Epstein files. MAGA has no principles or morals, only the lust for power and attention.

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doug interaction @macdoug.com · 25/12/2025

In the sequel it’s this guy.

Dennis Franz as airport police chief Carmine Lorenzo in Die Hard 2, looking angry and loading a pistol.

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doug interaction @macdoug.com · 25/10/2025

while trolling the Orange Hitler campaign with fake donations this pops up. This asshole really believes he's god.

Picture of the mangled apricot hellbeast in front of a flag doing a Heil Hitler with a closed fist, with FEAR NOT caption.

I am Donald J. Trump. FEAR NOT!

I will always love you for supporting me

Unity. Peace. Make America Great Again.

Button: COMPLETE MY DONATION

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doug interaction @macdoug.com · 24/10/2025

let's see if we can edge them just a bit

TRANSACTION DECLINE

$3,300.00 charge at WINRED* NEVER SURRENDE was declined on your Orange Hitler card because the amount is over your account's daily transaction limit of $1,250.00.

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doug interaction @macdoug.com · 22/09/2025

I mean what the fuck are we even doing.

Pictures of a woman and a man.
Is America divided? Charlie
Kirk supporters weigh in
The BBC spoke to Americans who travelled to Arizona to attend the late conservative activist's memorial service.

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doug interaction @macdoug.com · 16/09/2025

My fellow skeeters, we are close.

* Bluesky User Count
38,999,884
Total Bluesky Users
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doug interaction @macdoug.com · 15/09/2025

Possibly my proudest achievement.

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doug interaction @macdoug.com · 14/09/2025

System working as designed

Wall Street is galloping as
U.S. economy hobbles along
BY AARON GREGG
Unemployment is going up, with worker pessimism at its highest in years. Inflation is creeping higher. The U.S. deficit is climbing. Consumer sentiment is down. And many key issues facing the economy — such as the fate of President Donald Trump's tariffs, and interest rate decisions by the Federal Reserve - are still up in the air.

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doug interaction @macdoug.com · 14/08/2025

The insidious conspiracy to reduce massive income inequality is squeezing these poor billionaires dry. DRY I SAY.

Top Stories
THE WALL STREET JOURNAL.

Blue States Hunt for Ways to Wring More Taxes From the Wealthy
Some have been inspired by the billions of dollars Massachusetts has collected since it implemented an income surtax on those earning more than $1 million.

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doug interaction @macdoug.com · 13/08/2025

Show me your getaway vehicle

Mario in his Kart with red balloons on the back about to throw a green shell

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doug interaction @macdoug.com · 13/08/2025

We open the GPT-5 data center to find

The original Mechanical Turk, a chess-playing “robot” that was actually controlled by a little personal inside a wood cabinet. The Turk wears a bejeweled turban, a red robe with wide white fur trim, and a white and blue striped shirt. The cabinet below has two doors on the left and right, opened to reveal an elaborate brass mechanism and a small velvet seat for the hidden person.

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doug interaction @macdoug.com · 10/08/2025

Our car every time we drive by this place.

Looking out the front windshield of a car driving on a highway. A sign to the right reads “Exit 298 (Rt 611 symbol) Scotrun” GET IT, LIKE SCROT

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doug interaction @macdoug.com · 07/08/2025

Pulling up to Home Depot like

Dean Cain driving a Penske truck with Bizarro on the side of it.

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doug interaction @macdoug.com · 14/05/2025

📜 Text SIGN PLVRFB to 50408 to sign & seems to your representatives - “Reject draconian budget; a billionaire tax giveaway burdening everyday Americans" #resistbot

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doug interaction @macdoug.com · 09/05/2025

Wordle 1,420 3/6* ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 This has to count for something.

What other Times readers did
No one in our sample of 207,380 completed Wordles faced this scenario!

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doug interaction @macdoug.com · 04/05/2025

He’s an interesting little nugget I stumbled on while using LLMs as a search tool. When asked about the day’s cybersecurity headlines, ChatGPT returned the first results and Google Gemini returned the second - spot the difference. @edzitron.com