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MacCruiskeen

@maccruiskeen.social.linux.pizza.ap.brid.gy
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MacCruiskeen @maccruiskeen.social.linux.pizza.ap.brid.gy · 03/06/2026
@ObsidianUrbex So this is what I found: five rolls of 'Triple Print' color film from 1975. In boxes and wrappers. Film is probably nongood, but still wrapped, so spools and backing paper probably okay. The boxes are cute. If you want them, you'll have to let me know where to send.
Five rolls of 1970s vintage 127 color film.
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MacCruiskeen @maccruiskeen.social.linux.pizza.ap.brid.gy · 07/12/2025
@kenwhite.bsky.social what’s so hard about that?
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MacCruiskeen @maccruiskeen.social.linux.pizza.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2025
I made this for my sister c. 1990. And yes, this is the extent of my artistic abilities. I'm not entirely sure what possessed me to portray Trump as a globe-consuming kaiju, but since it appears that Santa has not actually saved the world from him, it's up to us to go out tomorrow. #nokings
Crudely painted image of enormous blobby monster with red and yellow lava pools for eyes and large teeth taking a bite out of the planet Earth. The label says Santa saves the world from Donald Trump. A tiny Santa on a sleigh attacks the monster, while a smiling cartoony sun wayches.
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MacCruiskeen @maccruiskeen.social.linux.pizza.ap.brid.gy · 11/08/2025
So just for my amusement I asked chatgpt "why does the porridge bird lay its eggs in the air" and got this response, which is not, quite, right. #chatgpt
Why does the porridge bird lay its eggs in the air?
ChatGPT said:

The phrase "Why does the porridge bird lay its eggs in the air?" is a surreal, nonsensical question, famously used by comedian George Carlin in his routines to highlight how language and logic can be twisted into absurdity.

It doesn’t have a literal meaning—the "porridge bird" is not a real creature, and laying eggs in the air defies biology and physics. The question is an example of absurdist humor—intended to make you pause, laugh, or question your assumptions about meaning, logic, or the structure of language itself.

In Carlin's case, he used questions like this to:

    Satirize the rigidity of rational thinking

    Poke fun at traditional education or authority

    Encourage creative, outside-the-box thought

So, the real answer is: It doesn’t. That’s the joke. 😄
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MacCruiskeen @maccruiskeen.social.linux.pizza.ap.brid.gy · 19/11/2024
petite chocolate bourbon pecan pie.
A small chocolate bourbon pecan pie, just big enough for a snack. Coffee cup labeled in milliliters provided for scale.
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