Count of Monte Carlo @macarthur-park.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I would watch Ari Aster’s “The Wrath of Khan” 150
Count of Monte Carlo @macarthur-park.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Frantically googles “make floats behave!” 0132
Count of Monte Carlo @macarthur-park.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Don’t discount “can we fuck on it” too. people.com/nasa-intern-...people.comMan Steals $21M of Lunar Rocks from NASA to Use During Sex After Promising His Girlfriend the MoonNASA intern Thad Roberts concocted a plan to steal moon rocks, and he was successful. Was it a romantic gesture, or was he financially motivated? Either way, he had sex on top of the rocks, making him... 0212
Count of Monte Carlo @macarthur-park.bsky.social · 26/07/2026“It’s not AI slop, it’s strategic ambiguity” 110
Count of Monte Carlo @macarthur-park.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Not to mention the mirror in the upper right is… melting? Part brick? 010
Count of Monte Carlo @macarthur-park.bsky.social · 09/07/2026I once attended a seminar by someone from NASA’s planetary defense office where they swapped the speaker at the last minute due to an “emergency”. To be fair, the replacement then quickly clarified it was a family emergency. 0205
Count of Monte Carlo @macarthur-park.bsky.social · 03/07/2026That’s a neat fact! There’s a “plumbing the depths” joke in there somewhere, but I’m not clever enough. 020
Count of Monte Carlo @macarthur-park.bsky.social · 26/06/2026The printing press was a mistake. Damn Johannes Gutenberg for inflicting this evil upon us. 020
Count of Monte Carlo @macarthur-park.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Could be some upside there. As part of the inevitable surrender/MOU signing, the US will be forced to end the embargo on Cuban cigars. 010
Count of Monte Carlo @macarthur-park.bsky.social · 29/05/2026What a fascinating misunderstanding of the term “sleeper cell” 0160
Count of Monte Carlo @macarthur-park.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Not trying to push beer because if you don’t like it, you don’t like it - but have you tried a high ABV barrel aged stout? It is basically wine but beer with bourbon notes. www.gooseisland.com/beers/2025-b...gooseisland.com2025 Bourbon County Brand Original Stout 020
Count of Monte Carlo @macarthur-park.bsky.social · 16/05/2026“You don’t want to inhibit the diversity of ideas out there in various types of legal education environments,” I mutter aloud as I connect their testicles to a car battery. 040
Count of Monte Carlo @macarthur-park.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Wait, using Seek can’t be an old person thing because I… Oh. I see. 020
Count of Monte Carlo @macarthur-park.bsky.social · 19/04/2026“That’s a right triangle, ya idiot!” I’m so sorry, I couldn’t resist. 030
Count of Monte Carlo @macarthur-park.bsky.social · 31/03/2026I’d put money on their being at least one reference to nips in the book of Solomon 040
Count of Monte Carlo @macarthur-park.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Oh the quote is even better than that: "If you raise the [price of the] effing hot dog, I will kill you. Figure it out." Threatening murder over the hot dogs is the kind of CEO passion that has earned my Costco membership. 270
Count of Monte Carlo @macarthur-park.bsky.social · 25/02/2026“Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.”* -USPS creed *Some exceptions may apply. You know the ones. 010
Count of Monte Carlo @macarthur-park.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Why is it that pandas always act like they’re a guy in a panda suit? 070
Count of Monte Carlo @macarthur-park.bsky.social · 20/02/2026“Be gay, do crime” -Trump’s guiding principle, apparently 0204
Count of Monte Carlo @macarthur-park.bsky.social · 15/02/2026That’s actually basically what happened when another Atlantic writer interviewed the father of the first child to die in the measles outbreak. www.theatlantic.com/health/archi...theatlantic.comHis Daughter Was America’s First Measles Death in a DecadeA visit with a family in mourning 000
Count of Monte Carlo @macarthur-park.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Orange zest and candied orange peels are some socially acceptable ways to eat the peel 021
Count of Monte Carlo @macarthur-park.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Seth Meyers skewering of Trump at the 2011 White House Correspondents Dinner may have led Trump to run for president in 2016. There’s a nonzero chance he’s invading Venezuela in response to your roast thread. 020
Count of Monte Carlo @macarthur-park.bsky.social · 19/11/2025Let he who is without burning rivers cast the first stone. 0230
