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Elderly Spirit

@macabre0ctopus.bsky.social

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A strange entity. I sometimes find things. I will inform you if I do.

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Jen Rose @pineroses.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Can't believe QVC unveiled a new pride flag just in time for June and their 40th anniversary.

A screenshot from QVC featuring a red quarter-sleeve top being sold for $59.98 with banded colors of a dark gray, yellow, lime, blue, pink, and neon pink on the chest.

A screenshot from QVC featuring three hosts. The first host on the left is wearing a quarter-sleeve top being sold for $59.98 with banded colors of a dark gray, yellow, lime, blue, pink, and neon pink on the chest, but in the blue colorway. The host on the right is wearing a white colorway version. On the right split screen, Kim Gravel is wearing a lemon yellow colorway.

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Jen Rose @pineroses.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

When a guy with a PBR and a handlebar mustache is having an anxiety attack:

An online product with a product item listing titled "Breathe Hipster" listed at sale price for $7.99 USD, with "Extra 50% off at checkout" as a subline, the punchline to what you would tell a hipster-looking guy with a handlebar mustache and a PBR coming down from a panic attack.

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Kathleen Neeley @kathleenneeley.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

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Complicated Hot Dog Dream @vyria.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

Inspired by @minovskyarticle.bsky.social getting into MtG and enjoying bird cards, I've created this extremely loose and silly primer on all the color identities.

Color identity via birds:
Green: Giant flighess birds kick your enemies to death
White: Lots of tiny birds peck your enemies to death
Black: Feeding blood to your birds to make them better at violence
Blue: Surrounding yourself with birds while you play solitaire
Red: Strapping dynamite to your birds before you send them to your opponent
2 color:
Boros (WR): Your tiny birds have unionized under a large, charismatic leader
Selesnya (WG): Your birds have formed a commune focused on mutual aid and weightlifting

Golgari (BG): You are feeding small birds to your giant monster bird
Gruul (RG): You give your birds cocaine and hammers
Rakdos (RB): Juggalos have given your birds kerosene and matches
Orzhov (WB): You are feeding birds into a woodchipper in exchange for guns and money
Izzet (BR): Your birds have assembled a meth lab with zero safety precautions
Simic (UG): You have genetically and surgically altered your birds to add crab claws and venom sacs
Azorius (UW): Your birds have just returned from law school and are excited to practice
Dimir (UB): Your birds are all zombie corvids

3 Color:
Bant (WUG): Your birds are weightlifting lawyers and are aggressively enforcing HoA
rules
Naya (WRG): Your birds have liberated the zoo and are leading the other animals in glorious revolution
Jund (BRG): Your birds have liberated exclusively the carnivores who are rapidly eating the zoo patrons
Esper (WUB): Despite all outside advice, you and your birds have created The Torment Nexus
Grixis (UBR): You sacrifice all of your birds in a grisly ritual to become a lich dragon
Abzan (WBG): You indoctrinate your birds with Klingon battle-philosophy
Jeskai (WUR): You have given your birds a new kind of steroids that trigger off co-dependence

Sultai (UBG): You are making giant "birds" from a dumpster of discarded biomedical waste
Mardu (WBR): You raised every one of your birds to be Conan the Barbarian
Temur (URG): Your birds have somehow summoned a giant flying snake that shoots lightning
Anyone playing more than 3 colors is a Green player addicted to extreme couponing, or a Blue player who has decided they need the thrill of even bigger Crimes.

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Shann Circuit 2 @shannguin.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

☃️If you want to help me out this holiday season, consider purchasing something from my store! ☃️ www.teepublic.com/user/shann-g...

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Shann Circuit 2 @shannguin.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

As demonstrated by my wonderful shirt model, @chrisarcade.bsky.social , any of my designs will make you look rizzed up to the 9s

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Shann Circuit 2 @shannguin.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

Made this for my Discord server, but I figured I'd put it here too.

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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 26/03/2024

To everyone in a similar scenario: the tactic my doctor's office has taught me is to ask, in writing, for: 1) the name, board specialty, and license number of the doctor making the determination the treatment was not medically necessary;

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