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Mac @mac-coys.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Tottenham Hotspur football club (August 2025-present)
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Mac @mac-coys.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Many football fans seem to value being ‘measured’ and not ‘overreacting’. Not me, I’m fully losing my head and proud to do so.
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Mac @mac-coys.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Sell Brennan Johnson to Palace Don’t sign a winger Kudus gets injured Don’t sign a winger Odobert does his ACL Xavi does his ACL Summer window opens Don’t sign a winger Brennan Johnson moves to Everton Still haven’t signed a winger
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Mac @mac-coys.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I’m very tempted to get a Lost tattoo as my next one.
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Mac @mac-coys.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Have to see if it actually comes to fruition but De Zerbi getting those results at the end of the season with this squad showing that he’s a good manager and we should back him with better players is such a departure from Levy. He’d have used it as a reason that he could make do with this squad.
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iainham iainspook @iain.coys.social · 22/03/2026
COYS
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Mac @mac-coys.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Still can’t quite over Lange’s smug little self congratulatory patting himself on the back for not panicking in January.
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Mac @mac-coys.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Tottenham Hotspur (2026)
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Mac @mac-coys.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
No. Similar?
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Mac @mac-coys.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Small Prophets. Not entirely sure what it was meant to be as a show but a true joy.
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Mac @mac-coys.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I like the tackling and passing bits of rugby but I do not understand the tactics bits of it which means one team is better than the other one.
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Mac @mac-coys.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Hearing the Libero boys chat absolute bollocks about Spurs feels like seeing Anthony Bourdain visiting London. Makes you distrust how impressed you were by the previous episodes.
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Mac @mac-coys.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
No when managing Spurs.
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Mac @mac-coys.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Nuno won more home league matches than Frank has.
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Mac @mac-coys.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
And who is actually learning that lesson? The bunch of inept danes, nepo babies and gooners in charge of us? They quite obviously don’t actually care about our club and what happens to us.
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Mac @mac-coys.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
‘Spurs would be better off getting relegated and learning a lesson’ is such a daft take. Like if somebody is a bad driver and they need to have a rude awakening you don’t hope they actually have a crash to learn that lesson.
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Mac @mac-coys.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Me in my twenties when my girlfriend went away for the weekend: I am going to drink many Beers and maybe even a sneaky cigarette Me in my late thirties when my wife goes away for the weekend: I am going to Bed before 9 o’clock
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Mac @mac-coys.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Frank keeps on losing but with just enough extenuating circumstances that make that loss or poor draw not sackable from the board’s perspective. Another one of those today but is there cumulatively a run of results that gets him sacked or do we have to get properly drubbed before they do it.
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Mac @mac-coys.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Frank’s answer makes me think he’s not going to be albeit I expect both of them won’t be.
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Mac @mac-coys.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Frank’s comments on Romero being here next year makes me think he’s been told he won’t be here next year. His answer was very not my circus, not my monkeys.
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Mac @mac-coys.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
They aren’t going to do that though. You know they aren’t. Genuinely think they might pigheaded keep Frank if results improve a smidge.
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Mac @mac-coys.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Perhaps naively I think we’re the right manager and a few key (and probably expensive) signings away from being at least in the 5th to 8th mix next season. But I don’t think we’ll do either of those things.
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Mac @mac-coys.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
If you are Romero or VDV then I think you’re right to think that any reassurances from the club that we are serious are right to be distrusted. This is not a club for a top player to spend their best years the way it’s currently run.
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Mac @mac-coys.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
I love the one where he takes the ball cleanly but completely needlessly body checks the attacking player like somebody playing a particularly violent forward defensive stroke in cricket.
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Mac @mac-coys.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
I don’t think I should be in charge of our transfer business tbf.
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Mac @mac-coys.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
On the João Palhinha culture war my head is definitely on the side that he’s a terrible fit for what we need and his passing in midfield has made us worse. But in my heart - I just really like him. Should we keep him next year? Probably not. Would I still do it? Probably yes.
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Mac @mac-coys.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
We played good for a half. Point is decent. Some nice half performances in there. Probably won’t get relegated. COYS.
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Mac @mac-coys.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Oh yeah the news that we’re this fucked with injuries only made the usual more likely to happen.
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iainham iainspook @iain.coys.social · 01/02/2026
2026
CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WINNERS
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HAMPION!
MA PUNT
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Mac @mac-coys.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Tottenham Hotspur Football Club (2024-present)
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Mac @mac-coys.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Marmoush, Akliouche, will you do the fandango?
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Mac @mac-coys.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Porro out for a month too now?
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Mac @mac-coys.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
(Yes I know West Ham would need a further uptick in form)
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Mac @mac-coys.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
‘Spurs won’t get relegated they’d need to get less points than all of Palace, Leeds, Forest and West Ham over the last fifteen games. That will never happen.’
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Mac @mac-coys.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Average is something I can only dream of right now.
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Mac @mac-coys.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I obviously think Thomas Frank is a terrible manager for Spurs. But, for whatever reason, he’s got decent results in Europe. I’d probably let him manage that game and be lining up the interim option to start after we lose the following weekend.
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Jack Pitt-Brooke @jackpittbrooke.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
"Sideways and backwards everywhere we go" from the away end.
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Mac @mac-coys.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
The opposite is the “Why player X instantly FIXES Thomas Frank’s BIGGEST issue” which is also everywhere. Also feel like if you’ve been sceptical of our business for the past ~8 years you’ve been right a long more than you’ve been wrong.
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Deke Fanboy (welcome back lad!) @sjbrewer.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
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Mac @mac-coys.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
I think leadership is useful if you’ve got a good team of talented young bunch of players than just needs some guidance in key moments. I don’t think you can lead shite not to be shite so we’re trying to solve the wrong problem at the wrong time:
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Mac @mac-coys.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
What a perplexing football club we are.
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Mac @mac-coys.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Quite funny to see the divide between the yanks who adamantly think Pochettino would be an unmitigated and illogical disaster versus the English pashun merchants just waiting for a chance to dust off a rendition of He’s Magic.
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Mac @mac-coys.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Probably is but genuinely think we might not win a league game until April
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Mac @mac-coys.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
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Mac @mac-coys.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Does concern me that if Vinai worked with Arteta and concluded the only reason Arsenal got good was time (and money). Like, he’s a loathsome prick but he’s quite clearly a talented manager. And Arsenal weren’t as shit either in style or results as Frank currently has us playing.
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Mac @mac-coys.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Jay Harris’ ‘What went right for Thomas Frank at Tottenham’ expected to be significantly shorter.
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Mac @mac-coys.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Sure. But at this point I’d take Sherwood.
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Mac @mac-coys.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Only reason I’m not worried about West Ham catching us is that they won’t get to play a team as pitiful as Thomas Frank’s Tottenham Hotspur again this season.
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Mac @mac-coys.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Also, Premier League is the one which sounds the most like it could be the name of a non-league division.
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Mac @mac-coys.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Is kind of weird that the top three divisions of English football are called the Premier League, Championship and League One. Like you could put those in any order and it would be believable.
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