Maaj @maaj.selfhosted.social · 19hSounds like the plot to Denzel Washington's Fallen. Still gonna watch because it's Mike Flanagan. 031
Maaj @maaj.selfhosted.social · 27/09/2026Meh. I'm impulsive by mature, so this is bullshit. Love the color though. 020
Maaj @maaj.selfhosted.social · 22/09/2026Excuse me, are they using crack terms to refer to a game update? The fuck does rock up mean? 010
Maaj @maaj.selfhosted.social · 06/09/2026I'm gonna be *checks calendar* at work. So, if it shows up on time; I'll just wear this. 020
Maaj @maaj.selfhosted.social · 19/08/2026Mf got slapped so hard he joined the black disciples and started throwing up the gates. He's telling us how many brain cells he has left. It's 3 minus 4. Nah that's not a W for "win", it's a W for "why the fuck did I do this." 020
Maaj @maaj.selfhosted.social · 04/08/2026Y'all gon have to hear this bassline every time you pull my page up, idc. 030
Maaj @maaj.selfhosted.social · 14/06/2026Ari Shaffir has a skit called The Amazing Racist, where he puts on klan robes and harasses Black people Idk if you meant to include this type of exploitative wafer in your content. 101
Maaj @maaj.selfhosted.social · 12/06/2026Good job, and if you haven't heard it lately, proud of you. 121
Maaj @maaj.selfhosted.social · 04/06/2026It's mother fucking Pride, shut your straight ass the fuck up asking these dumb fuck het-drama bait questions until July. 000
Maaj @maaj.selfhosted.social · 27/05/2026Shorty was typing like the poet chick from the goofy movie. 131
Maaj @maaj.selfhosted.social · 26/05/2026I think she's blackfishing, but she's deffo a disgusting Z!onist. that Chris Raab comment suggests that she's both. Blocked. 142
Maaj @maaj.selfhosted.social · 13/05/2026Just caught up on today's happenings down the SL. I'm going to bed. 010
Maaj @maaj.selfhosted.social · 28/04/2026And then mandani is there for some fuckin reason to catch the microphone just before king chuck's lifeless body hits the ground "well, that's one way to fill a pothole." 020
Maaj @maaj.selfhosted.social · 28/04/2026"your country is a tumor spawned off of the European colonialism that I perpetuate with my existence. I hate you nigga, let's die" -king chuck 010
Maaj @maaj.selfhosted.social · 18/04/2026...my new favorite sport is women's anything. All the sports. And mens volleyball if they all get turnt like this. And add more color. 121
Maaj @maaj.selfhosted.social · 14/04/2026Send them sour patch niggas back to the drawing board, these chews are fucking garbage. 120
Maaj @maaj.selfhosted.social · 14/04/2026I have been mumbling this to myself for fuckin days bruh. 😂 000
Maaj @maaj.selfhosted.social · 11/04/2026I love it when synchronicity gives me the answer to a question I've thought about but couldn't be bothered to look into atm. Qweeny joke makes sense now. Back to minding my business. 000
Maaj @maaj.selfhosted.social · 10/04/2026Sidenote: do y'all hear the sample used in TI's song ASAP in the original video? 021
Maaj @maaj.selfhosted.social · 06/04/2026So what in the fuck have I been eating this entire time. 2285
Maaj @maaj.selfhosted.social · 02/04/2026This fan is loud as fuck, but it's because I'm installing BL3. 24GB of ram in a handheld device. this mf is has more memory and storage than my gotdamn gaming laptop. 020
Maaj @maaj.selfhosted.social · 29/03/2026First thing I see when I woke up: a Mexican woman three piece and submit a yt woman in 3 seconds. Good God. 4222
Maaj @maaj.selfhosted.social · 27/03/2026They said "if anybody jumps in or fucks up the swimming pool, I'm helping Arash beat their asses. What? Yes, Sam and David's asses too." 001
Maaj @maaj.selfhosted.social · 24/03/2026A live look at Iran's control over the flow of oil through the strait: 020