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E-bikes | Onewheels | Movies | Music | Gaming | 30+ | Kinsey Scale: 2 1/2 | ADHD (likely AuDHD) | 🚫🍺 unemployed drummer and knitting enthusiast in Oregon. Pfp alt text: a loc'd Black man wearing a bucket hat, dark blue shirt and sunglasses at beach.

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Maaj @maaj.selfhosted.social · 19h
Sounds like the plot to Denzel Washington's Fallen. Still gonna watch because it's Mike Flanagan.
Philadelphia Police Department detective John

Hobbes (Denzel Washington) visits convicted serial killer Edgar Reese (Elias Koteas) on death row shortly before his execution. Reese appears strangely cheerful, grips Hobbes' hand, and delivers what seems to be gibberish in an unknown language later identified as Syrian Aramaic. As he is executed, Reese mocks the witnesses and sings the Rolling

Stones song "Time Is on My Side".

Soon after, a series of murders occurs resembling Reese's crimes. Hobbes and his partner Jonesy (John Goodman) initially assume a copycat killer is responsible. Following clues, Hobbes seeks out Gretta Milano (Embeth Davidtz), whose late father, a detective, committed suicide after being accused of similar occult-related killings. At the abandoned Milano family cabin, Hobbes discovers books on demonic possession and the name "Azazel" hidden beneath layers of paint in the basement.
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Maaj @maaj.selfhosted.social · 05/10/2026
2 out of 5. Check alt text for full review.
De Soi

non-alcoholic sparkling aperitif. A purple can with a lime green almond shaped background. Purple line flavor "rich in forest berries, vanilla oak" was a fucking assault on my taste buds. Fuck Katy perry  for putting this into the world. I ain't know her money  was behind this bullshit, the first sip was so bad I had to do research. Luckily these were gifts. They might be better diluted with a seltzer.
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Maaj @maaj.selfhosted.social · 27/09/2026
Meh. I'm impulsive by mature, so this is bullshit. Love the color though.
Your Birthday Color

Dark Slate

July 8's Birthday Color

Color Word

Patience

#2F4F4F

Color Code

Quietly powerful with deep reserves of endurance. You build strength behind the scenes and rise magnificently when the moment calls for your thoughtful, decisive action.
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Maaj @maaj.selfhosted.social · 23/09/2026
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Maaj @maaj.selfhosted.social · 22/09/2026
Excuse me, are they using crack terms to refer to a game update? The fuck does rock up mean?
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Maaj @maaj.selfhosted.social · 15/09/2026
"are ya feeling good, Mitch?"
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Maaj @maaj.selfhosted.social · 15/09/2026
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Maaj @maaj.selfhosted.social · 06/09/2026
I'm gonna be *checks calendar* at work. So, if it shows up on time; I'll just wear this.
Black and grey ouija cardigan. Alphabet on the back. my right wrist says hello, my left says goodbye. Big ass moth with yes and no written on the wings.
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Maaj @maaj.selfhosted.social · 02/09/2026
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Maaj @maaj.selfhosted.social · 19/08/2026
Mf got slapped so hard he joined the black disciples and started throwing up the gates. He's telling us how many brain cells he has left. It's 3 minus 4. Nah that's not a W for "win", it's a W for "why the fuck did I do this."
Black man participating in Powerslap gets slapped so hard that he begins posturing, a common indication of a brain injury. 

This is unfortunate, I kinda feel bad for him. Imma get these jokes off though.
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Maaj @maaj.selfhosted.social · 14/08/2026
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Maaj @maaj.selfhosted.social · 12/08/2026
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Maaj @maaj.selfhosted.social · 10/08/2026
keepandroidopen.org/en/
What Google is doing

In August 2025, Google announced a new requirement: starting in 2027, every Android app developer must register centrally with Google before their software can be installed on any device. Not just Play Store apps: all apps. This includes apps shared between friends, distributed through F-Droid, built by hobbyists for personal use. Independent developers, church and community groups, and hobbyists alike will all be frozen out of being able to develop and distribute their software.

Registration requires:

Paying a fee to Google

Agreeing to Google's Terms and Conditions

Surrendering your government-issued identification

Providing evidence of your private signing key

Listing all current and all future application identifiers

If a developer does not comply, their apps get silently blocked on every Android device worldwide.
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Maaj @maaj.selfhosted.social · 07/08/2026
In the US, there has been a huge uptick in occurrences of a fungal infection known as Valley Fever, and dust storms have been fingered as the cause. The illness, which often presents similarly to bronchitis or pneumonia, can last for months and is sometimes fatal. Valley fever is endemic to the dry and dusty southwest, but it is being diagnosed increasingly often in other parts of the country.
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Maaj @maaj.selfhosted.social · 04/08/2026
Y'all gon have to hear this bassline every time you pull my page up, idc.
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Maaj @maaj.selfhosted.social · 16/07/2026
Im un-photogenic af so... Here.
Black man with locs, dark blue short sleeve shirt, dark blue gold rimmed circular sunglasses and a bucket hat sits underneath a blue umbrella at the beach.
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Maaj @maaj.selfhosted.social · 03/07/2026
Finally made it to the Beach.
Black man with gold and silver colored cuffs in his locs and gold rimmed blue tinted sunglasses sits underneath a blue beach umbrella while smiling gently.
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Maaj @maaj.selfhosted.social · 19/06/2026
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Maaj @maaj.selfhosted.social · 14/06/2026
Ari Shaffir has a skit called The Amazing Racist, where he puts on klan robes and harasses Black people Idk if you meant to include this type of exploitative wafer in your content.
The Amazing Racist KKK Prank By Ari Shaffir.
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Maaj @maaj.selfhosted.social · 12/06/2026
Good job, and if you haven't heard it lately, proud of you.
Sober from alcohol for 1,275 days
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Maaj @maaj.selfhosted.social · 07/06/2026
Im talmbout stomach sounding exactly like this:
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Maaj @maaj.selfhosted.social · 04/06/2026
It's mother fucking Pride, shut your straight ass the fuck up asking these dumb fuck het-drama bait questions until July.
Account blocked

Mr. Monday

@agent0020.bsky.social

Ladies, how long do you wait after the relationship ends to fuck the guy your boyfriend/husband was suspicious about?

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Maaj @maaj.selfhosted.social · 01/06/2026
Testing.
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Maaj @maaj.selfhosted.social · 27/05/2026
Shorty was typing like the poet chick from the goofy movie.
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Maaj @maaj.selfhosted.social · 26/05/2026
I think she's blackfishing, but she's deffo a disgusting Z!onist. that Chris Raab comment suggests that she's both. Blocked.
Miss Aja

@brat2381.bsky.social

12.9K followers 2.5K following 21.2K posts

I'm a proud 4th generation veteran. I love to cook, travel, bourbon, books, and crafting. Sarcasm is a love language. You can find my store and check out some "craftivism" atI've seen your Skyline.

Does being on blacksky make you pro-Black?

Only 1 of us is defending a racist.

Have a great day.

CAPE TO CAIRO @jazzpomegran...

girl i'm on blacksky and you're not so who's really black here?

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Miss Aja @brat2381.bsky.social

Here's how Chris Raab won the crowded primary in a diverse district.

Wealthy wyte progressives came out in droves during a crowded primary to him down the throats of the marginal

communities there.
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Maaj @maaj.selfhosted.social · 13/05/2026
Just caught up on today's happenings down the SL. I'm going to bed.
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Maaj @maaj.selfhosted.social · 28/04/2026
And then mandani is there for some fuckin reason to catch the microphone just before king chuck's lifeless body hits the ground "well, that's one way to fill a pothole."
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Maaj @maaj.selfhosted.social · 28/04/2026
"your country is a tumor spawned off of the European colonialism that I perpetuate with my existence. I hate you nigga, let's die" -king chuck
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Maaj @maaj.selfhosted.social · 18/04/2026
...my new favorite sport is women's anything. All the sports. And mens volleyball if they all get turnt like this. And add more color.
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Maaj @maaj.selfhosted.social · 15/04/2026
So who finished first? 💀💀
The first trending topic on Blacksky is "Jerk Off Competition"
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Maaj @maaj.selfhosted.social · 15/04/2026
Come on jurors, make like a SW and get that nigga OFF.
Ontario warehouse fire: Arson suspect Chamel Abdulkarim appears in court, pleads not guilty
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Maaj @maaj.selfhosted.social · 14/04/2026
Send them sour patch niggas back to the drawing board, these chews are fucking garbage.
Sour patch Kids Chews. These nasty motherfuckers taste like a mini brick of chalk with sour sugar in the middle
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Maaj @maaj.selfhosted.social · 14/04/2026
I have been mumbling this to myself for fuckin days bruh. 😂
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Maaj @maaj.selfhosted.social · 11/04/2026
I love it when synchronicity gives me the answer to a question I've thought about but couldn't be bothered to look into atm. Qweeny joke makes sense now. Back to minding my business.
Screenshot of the beginning of a reddit post with the term Qwen highlighted
Silicon Valley is quietly running on Chinese open source models and almost nobody is talking about it

Cursor's Composer is built on Kimi K2.5, which is Moonshot's Chinese model. Shopify switched to Alibaba's Qwen and saved $5 million a year. Airbnb CEO Brian Chesky has said publicly: "We rely a lot on Owen It's very good fast and
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Maaj @maaj.selfhosted.social · 10/04/2026
Sidenote: do y'all hear the sample used in TI's song ASAP in the original video?
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Maaj @maaj.selfhosted.social · 07/04/2026
Don't tell me anything bad about these mfs.
Haribo sour sodas gummi candy. 
Peach-blue raspberry
Lemon-strawberry
Cherry-cola
Fucking delicious.
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Maaj @maaj.selfhosted.social · 06/04/2026
I got the job? I got the job. I GOT THE JOB!!!
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Maaj @maaj.selfhosted.social · 06/04/2026
So what in the fuck have I been eating this entire time.
Patrick star with chocolate around his lips, squinting like he's pissed off or betrayed.
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Maaj @maaj.selfhosted.social · 03/04/2026
😮😬😂
From Drop Site's twitter

Chinese civilians with technical backgrounds are increasingly posting detailed military analysis online aimed at helping Iran counter U.S. forces, in a growing grassroots trend across Chinese social media, according to the South China Morning Post.

The effort appears informal and unpaid, with engineers and STEM-trained users sharing tactics, simulations, and breakdowns of U.S. systems – including mapping U.S. military sites, outlining missile strategies targeting aircraft carriers in the Persian Gulf, and modeling defenses against a potential U.S. landing on Iran's Kharg Island oil terminal. Some content has gone viral, including tutorials on targeting advanced platforms like the F-35.

On March 14, a video by an account called "Laohu Talks World," subtitled in Persian, outlined how Iran could use low-cost systems to target an F-35, drawing tens of millions of views. Five days later, Iran claimed it had struck a U.S. F-35.

The creator studied at Northwestern Polytechnical University, a major Chinese defense research institution. "He is not short of money. He makes videos just for fun," a source told the Post.
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Maaj @maaj.selfhosted.social · 02/04/2026
This fan is loud as fuck, but it's because I'm installing BL3. 24GB of ram in a handheld device. this mf is has more memory and storage than my gotdamn gaming laptop.
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Maaj @maaj.selfhosted.social · 01/04/2026
This ain't no motherfuckin switch. 😂
odin 3 running GameNative which allows you to play PC games on an android based device
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Maaj @maaj.selfhosted.social · 29/03/2026
First thing I see when I woke up: a Mexican woman three piece and submit a yt woman in 3 seconds. Good God.
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Maaj @maaj.selfhosted.social · 27/03/2026
They said "if anybody jumps in or fucks up the swimming pool, I'm helping Arash beat their asses. What? Yes, Sam and David's asses too."
Hexbear comment screenshot
Yemen's armed forces say they are prepared for direct military intervention if the war against Iran escalates, outlining three triggers that would prompt Ansar Allah (Houthi) involvement:

1. Any new alliances joining the U.S. and Israel

2. The use of the Red Sea to carry out attacks

3. Continued escalation against Iran and allied groups
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Maaj @maaj.selfhosted.social · 26/03/2026
New pfp.
Picture of my scalp and locs from the top.
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Maaj @maaj.selfhosted.social · 25/03/2026
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Maaj @maaj.selfhosted.social · 24/03/2026
A live look at Iran's control over the flow of oil through the strait:
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Maaj @maaj.selfhosted.social · 24/03/2026
Oh we getting close y'all.
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Maaj @maaj.selfhosted.social · 24/03/2026
Early morning aggravation
r/oddlysatisfying

Picking cotton from a plant

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