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@ma1986a.bsky.social
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Fostered a dog for 3 weeks in 2025. He bit through 2 reading glasses 2 laptops and 3 remote controls. The cat(s) that I’ve adopted since have carried, but didn’t bite through, 2 mice. I miss dogs.

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Haz cats now @ma1986a.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I like it… if he/they are going to be disingenuous about Lincoln’s party (before George Wallace and the shift in racist parties) why not Hoover too.
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Haz cats now @ma1986a.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Trento, italy
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Haz cats now @ma1986a.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Nuke Press Button
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Haz cats now @ma1986a.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Is it certifiably insane to worry that PedoOTUS is warning of an attack on Californian cities so he can sound smart when the nuclear exchange *that he agreed to* happens? FR what if humanity’s days are numbered in triple digits?
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Armageddon
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The Bath Bomb Dealer 🛁 🫧 @jumpyjellybeanbathbombs.com · 06/10/2026
Can I get some shares on my post, I have tons of products available to be shipped and haven't had much movement in two weeks. My small business is my sole income at the moment, every share means the world. ko-fi.com/s/a8937c38cf
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Cat Begging with 'PLEASE' Caption
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Haz cats now @ma1986a.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This may seem minor given his intention but I think he means San Francisco. Unfortunately he’s far too empty to understand San Diego is a relatively red city in blue Cali. MAGAts will still claim this is what they voted for. “Libtard tears”
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Haz cats now @ma1986a.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Eminem is Rap God. This guy might be Hip Hop Messiah. This is impressive.
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Haz cats now @ma1986a.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Adorable! But I wouldn’t approve of him directing porn. Slippery slope to beastiality. Slippery and grotesque.
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Haz cats now @ma1986a.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They want to believe that she was down to be drugged and violated by “other” dudes for 7 hours.
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Haz cats now @ma1986a.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hey now. You’re. I mean. Just. That’s enough.
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Charlie Kelly It'S Always Sunny In Philadelphia
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Haz cats now @ma1986a.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It wasn’t just him. His entire staff + Kennedy and Britt and both of their teams… everyone was counting on winning 2028 for Vance/Schmitt in that sham of a hearing.
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You Reap What You Sow - Bea Smith & Joan Ferguson
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Haz cats now @ma1986a.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don’t love the Phillies but anyone who sends that tomahawk chop crap straight to hell is okay with me.
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Haz cats now @ma1986a.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
53 here. See how my hair is thinning. Teeth issues. Aging sucks.
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Haz cats now @ma1986a.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
For real, who cared enough to even wonder?
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Haz cats now @ma1986a.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Menudo
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Haz cats now @ma1986a.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And a little Tae Kwon Do. For emphasis.
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Haz cats now @ma1986a.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Let’s play Twister!
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Haz cats now @ma1986a.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
… attached to every job and lease application they ever fill out.
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Haz cats now @ma1986a.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That isn’t even a lie they paid $787.5M for. How is it still a “news” network?
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Haz cats now @ma1986a.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’ll buy you a donut if you’re here for more than a minute. Maybe a croissant. Coffee?
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Haz cats now @ma1986a.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
PuTang Clan (I am NOT proud of myself)
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Haz cats now @ma1986a.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I keep thinking (for my own sanity) that I would LOVE a decade of Benge/Ewing/Soto in the OF, Alvarez/Torrens at C & McLean/Thornton/Tong + Senga at P. + Bichette anywhere. Crying emoji
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Haz cats now @ma1986a.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
First time I heard of him was when he wouldn’t let black people on the casino floor at his daddy’s properties in Atlantic City. That was like 1982-3 and I have never thought or heard a decent thing about him.
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Haz cats now @ma1986a.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Princess Bride
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Haz cats now @ma1986a.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It would definitely be less than 53 years before the Knicks won again.
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Haz cats now @ma1986a.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
No “Boston Common”. No credibility. It would be like a Baseball “Hall of Fame” leaving out the all-time leaders in hits and/or Homeruns. Just meaningless.
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Haz cats now @ma1986a.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
AI is “artificial” because it is based on an accumulation of data points that may or not be accurate or “intelligent”. ARTIFICIAL Intelligence is a very sophisticated betting algorithm. Kinda. PedoOTUS is an idiot. And we’re all doomed.
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Meh, I Don't Care Meme
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Haz cats now @ma1986a.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Manual Do Mundo: Faça Você Mesmo - Lixando Bola de Madeira
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Haz cats now @ma1986a.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“Nurse Jackie” is yet another one of my favorite shows with an almost unwatchably bad final season… but I did like the last scene and the guts it took to end on a realistic downer.
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Pills Medicine
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Haz cats now @ma1986a.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most “chill” defensive stance ever
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Haz cats now @ma1986a.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
They want more revenues (“they” = beer distributors & private prisons).
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Haz cats now @ma1986a.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Like the final season of “Dexter” we really needed.
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Haz cats now @ma1986a.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The decade started with Randall Cunningham following up on his historic and transformational MVP 1990 season with an injury that took him off a team with an historically transformational defense led by Reggie White, 1 of the most historically transformational football players ever. Fly Eagles Flop
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Haz cats now @ma1986a.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Or maybe they’re hinting at the location of the next staged assassination attempt?
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Haz cats now @ma1986a.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Somewhere an agent and writer better be collaborating on a show for Kaitlyn Collins and Katy Tur. I hope they call it “How do our asses taste, Don?”
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Haz cats now @ma1986a.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Anyone else find it hilarious that the party who claimed same-sex marriage would lead to people marrying animals are “into” bestiality? “They’re f*cking the dogs, they’re f*cking the cats.”
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Hi Kash Kash the Cat
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Haz cats now @ma1986a.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
FFS why do so many shows change music when they stream? Season 3 of one of the best shows this century sounds like vaudevillian comedy. F. F. S! #NurseJackie
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Haz cats now @ma1986a.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Super Normal. Or S.N.
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Haz cats now @ma1986a.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
His handler(s) goal since a beauty pageant in the 80’s
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Nuke Explosion Mushroom Cloud
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Haz cats now @ma1986a.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Wait til he admits he only ran for POTUS in 2016 to gather material for #TrumpTV. The plan was to lose the election and then share national secrets that he heard as the Republican candidate (military secrets, etc). All under the guise of “best ever ratings, most $… if only Hillary weren’t crooked”
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Donald Trump on Television
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Haz cats now @ma1986a.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“Fair” is subjective. The press’s responsibility is to be accurate, not fair. Right? It’s like we’re living a simulation of what would happen if a spoiled 3 year-old with ADHD ran a large country.
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Haz cats now @ma1986a.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Turtles are famously loyal to Lotus123.
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Haz cats now @ma1986a.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Yup.He lost his 1 chance at a title to one of the three best football teams/seasons ever. The next year he beat the most dominant ever SB winner by 2 TD’s on MNF and then didn’t get a rematch because both RB’s were injured for the AFC championship game. And I’m not a Miami fan.
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Haz cats now @ma1986a.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
$787,000,000
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Haz cats now @ma1986a.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Rappers, wrestlers and Rickey Henderson. All of whom did more to earn their own praise.
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Haz cats now @ma1986a.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Maybe my internet was wrong. Regardless I hope she’s well.
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Haz cats now @ma1986a.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“Katie Johnson”. Locally. Down south. One of the Carolinas maybe?
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Haz cats now @ma1986a.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It was heartening to see she had become a successful politician. Whatever did or didn’t happen >30 years ago, most of those monsters are still free.
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Haz cats now @ma1986a.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Does this not include times he settled out of court? I think Katie Johnson was her fake name and 13 years was her real age in 1994.
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Haz cats now @ma1986a.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
But that’s just what they expected!
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