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Matt Josephson

@m2j.bsky.social
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Quality. Integrity. Sportsmanship.

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Matt Josephson @m2j.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I miss Alex
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Matt Josephson @m2j.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
🫂
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Matt Josephson @m2j.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I figured it out, WWE confused ORTON with NORTON. They thought that they were teaming up Norton & McAfee anti-viruses.
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Matt Josephson @m2j.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Do you think Jesus would consider this a "good" Friday?
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Matt Josephson @m2j.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Fizzgig. Handsome.
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Matt Josephson @m2j.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Should I quit my job and just make peanut butter cups for a living?
Homemade peanut butter cup inside of muffin paper, the appearance is much more crude than, say, a Reese's, due to it being homemade.
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Matt Josephson @m2j.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Conservatives are all about protecting children until you ask them to drive a bit slower.
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Matt Josephson @m2j.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I would like to point out that in like 10-20 years RFK Jr. will likely have perished, however, Twinkies will remain.
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Matt Josephson @m2j.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Machamp
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Matt Josephson @m2j.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Has anything filled the void that Leon Neon left?
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Matt Josephson @m2j.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Smokey
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Matt Josephson @m2j.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Fizzgig, he's so handsome.
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Matt Josephson @m2j.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
How long until we get a Danhausen and Boogeyman segment?
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Matt Josephson @m2j.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Donald thinks his own supporters are idiots. Unfortunately they're proving him right.
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Matt Josephson @m2j.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
In honor of Twin Peaks Day yesterday...
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Matt Josephson @m2j.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
youtu.be/S3zSfUc-PaE?... NYPD getting hit by snowballs
youtu.be
Cartman crying !!
YouTube video by DaTacopaj
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Matt Josephson @m2j.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
MJF in 2026 #aewdynamite
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Matt Josephson @m2j.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I did a photoshoot with Esmé like five months ago. I think it's about time to post some of it...
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Matt Josephson @m2j.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Has anyone else noticed Paul London got this middle age glow-up becoming the sexiest man alive?
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Matt Josephson @m2j.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Kane's epic title reign
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Matt Josephson @m2j.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
youtu.be/WKbJLCZsIOA?...
youtu.be
[Neverhood OST] Potatoes, Tomatoes, Gravy, And Peas
YouTube video by rassu
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Matt Josephson @m2j.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
I've recently figured out that when recording video on my phone, the view I'm seeing live is different from what the file reflects on playback, which is obviously frustrating.
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Matt Josephson @m2j.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
I love Fizzgig. He's so handsome.
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Matt Josephson @m2j.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Sammy Davis Jr. Keeps coming up for me. Like the universe really wants me to see Sammy Davis Jr. Right now. I'm not sure what this means or how to pursue it...
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Matt Josephson @m2j.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
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Matt Josephson @m2j.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
youtu.be/IMZYFqpz1tM?... The House today
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nay
YouTube video by oug
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Matt Josephson @m2j.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Baked² potato
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Matt Josephson @m2j.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
I also love how Mamdani said he's proposing a way to make buses free, and how that somehow translated to 'Mamdani wants to make everything free' and 'he's a liar because he can't do that.'
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Matt Josephson @m2j.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
I'm spinning a lot of plates right now and I thought I was handling it, but the level of physical exhaustion I feel right now is telling me otherwise.
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Matt Josephson @m2j.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I like that people are scared of Mamdani. Like, what do they think he's gonna do, have militarized police march into US cities and assault & kidnap people? Oh yeah, he's not the one that ALREADY DID THAT.
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Matt Josephson @m2j.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Anyone remember in the 90s, we had phone services like 10-10-321 which allow you to effectively use another phone company's calling exchange because it was cheaper than the one you subscribed to? That's where we are now... but with healthcare.
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Matt Josephson @m2j.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
I just want you all to know, I needed some meds that my health insurance was failing to subsidize, and it was 4 figure number, and the rep on the phone told me to try GoodRX.
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Matt Josephson @m2j.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
OMG I still have mine too!
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Matt Josephson @m2j.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Shotzi has the biggest balls
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Matt Josephson @m2j.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Cuomo's whole campaign is "Mamdani Can't Do That" and "Please, Everyone Else, Drop Out." He's a damned fool.
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Matt Josephson @m2j.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
I went to an urgent care last month and the attending gave me a once over and gave me an antibiotic to take. 500 bucks, luckily I have insurance so it's only $180 Seems fair
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Matt Josephson @m2j.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
When I'm dead for like 20-30 years, someone compile all my photos in a book or something (if they aren't banned by then), market it as nightlife photos from the 2010s to the 2020s, and hopefully get rich from the publishing?
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Matt Josephson @m2j.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
No matter how many years on him you got, it's not a lot. So what? They'll have theirs, you'll have yours, and I'll have mine...
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Matt Josephson @m2j.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
... And Cuomo just calls him "the assemblyman" now because he can't say "Mamdani." He wants to run New York City and he can't learn how to say one name.
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Matt Josephson @m2j.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
How come Sliwa and Cuomo can't say "Mamdani?" Is it because they're both stupid?
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Matt Josephson @m2j.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
If God is so wonderful then why do we have hiccups?
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Matt Josephson @m2j.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Who?
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Matt Josephson @m2j.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
I don't have an Uncle Sam, I have an Auntie Fa.
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Matt Josephson @m2j.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Also odd then when he finds out he's not leaping, he is disappointed and barks, "rats!" Why would he want this for himself!?
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Matt Josephson @m2j.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
@tvncoupontalk.bsky.social I'm almost certain you guys will point this out in Mirror Image, but just in case... When Sam asks Al what he looks like when he leaps, Al says he never sees that. Meanwhile in Good Morning Peoria in season 2, Al starts growing blue and exclaims, "I'm leaping!"
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Matt Josephson @m2j.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
I guess Isaac was a stand-in for Nathan.
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Matt Josephson @m2j.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
@tvncoupontalk.bsky.social I just checked after listening to the most recent QL episode. Dr. MLK Jr's grandfather was James King, and great grandfather was Nathan King. It does appear that the last name was changed to "King" after emancipation. The original last name was Branham/Brannam.
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Matt Josephson @m2j.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
This movie is legit one of my favorite movies of all time and one of my comfort movies. When my father died, I watched this movie quite a lot during my darkest months. I am still looking forward to this review.
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Matt Josephson @m2j.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
With all due respect to JFK, I think I'm going to ask what my country can do for me now.
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Matt Josephson @m2j.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
I just read that Bluesky is suspending accounts that wish ill toward J. K. Rowling. Just for the record, I wish ill toward J. K. Rowling. She's a heel.
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