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Mary S

@m-k-s-2.bsky.social
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Former NICU RN who now wastes her time writing stories, taking photographs, and drawing pictures. My goal is to provide humor as an antidote for negativity.

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Mary S @m-k-s-2.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Inktober 7, 2026: Panic
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Mary S @m-k-s-2.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Inktober 6, 2026: Ogre #inktober
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Mary S @m-k-s-2.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Inktober 5, 2026: Smack #inktober
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Mary S @m-k-s-2.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Inktober 4, 2026: Cactus #inktober
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Mary S @m-k-s-2.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Inktober 3, 2026: Miniature #inktober
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Mary S @m-k-s-2.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Inktober 2, 2026: Relic #inktober
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Mary S @m-k-s-2.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Inktober 1, 2026: Apple #inktober
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Mary S @m-k-s-2.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
The fictional story of a mentally ill president is being re-released. If you prefer non-fiction, just watch the latest news.
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Mary S @m-k-s-2.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Recommended jumping off point for lemmings in a 4 wheel drive
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Mary S @m-k-s-2.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Let's hope when he comes, he brings new shocks, struts, springs, and/or other suspension linkages to take care of the lean to the right.
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Mary S @m-k-s-2.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
When a praying mantis is a preying mantis, it's stll a mantis.
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Mary S @m-k-s-2.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Sunflower with Oppositional Defiant Disorder refuses to face the sun like his siblings.
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Mary S @m-k-s-2.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
I'm old enough to remember when this happened. Looks like here we go again. youtu.be/MN_9VqfVQ9c?...
youtu.be
Ohio - Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young (Music And Song Courtesy:Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young)
YouTube video by peaceandfreedom2011
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Mary S @m-k-s-2.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
And "F" 47 as well.
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Mary S @m-k-s-2.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
I threw together a fluffy cherry dessert for a picnic today. If they ask what I call it, I'm thinking of saying Cherry Revenge. Do you think they'll get it?
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Mary S @m-k-s-2.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Did I dream this?
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Mary S @m-k-s-2.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Why are we not talking about his facial droop, use of left hand instead of right, continued incoherent language. Did he have a stroke?
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Mary S @m-k-s-2.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Maryland crab cakes anyone?
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Mary S @m-k-s-2.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
If Mother Earth was pregnant with fraternal twins (a male and a female) sired by Father Sky, the gender reveal event would look like this.
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Mary S @m-k-s-2.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Take a breath and experience the joy of being. #geese #birds
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Mary S @m-k-s-2.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
I'm postin this for your viewin pleasure. (They must have run out of G's at the prison sign shop.)
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Mary S @m-k-s-2.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Suggested attire for Democrats to wear at the State of the Union address.
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Mary S @m-k-s-2.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
I'm trying the Amazon "see it in your room" feature to see if picturing it on my bed really helps me decide if I want that drill.
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Mary S @m-k-s-2.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
I'm old enough to remember the Billboard Top 100's 1959 Song of the Year: Billy Horton's "Battle of New Orleans" which was a song about the last battle of the War of 1812. However, some of the lyrics would not work today. On the other hand, we have a different battle to fight.
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Mary S @m-k-s-2.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
How big is your herd? This is just a small section of my back yard this afternoon.We counted a total of 9.
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Mary S @m-k-s-2.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
**FAKE NEWS** The state of New Mexico is being renamed to honor a great "American" patriot.
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Mary S @m-k-s-2.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
The heron decided not to sit still for a photo. He took off flying, resulting in an even better shot. Blackwater National Wildlife Refuge, Cambridge, MD. Dec. 2024 #birds
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Mary S @m-k-s-2.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
If a wicker basket had a baby with Hello,Kitty...
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Mary S @m-k-s-2.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Nothing beats watching bluebirds have a good time #birds
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Blue Birds
YouTube video by Mary Spence
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Mary S @m-k-s-2.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Elon is calling for a boycott of Wikipedia because he considers it a left-leaning ptopaganda tool. Therefore I am doing this.
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Mary S @m-k-s-2.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Eventually younger crows figure out why it's not a good idea to sit on a branch under the other crows.
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Mary S @m-k-s-2.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Who knew spiders had such cute fur? If we had teeny, weeny hands we could all pet them.
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Mary S @m-k-s-2.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Admire a bowl of tiny, blue, edible heads. Why? Because I say so.
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Mary S @m-k-s-2.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Not a fire. Not an explosion. Just a sunrise over a Maryland gas station.
A pale yellow, pink, purple, and blue cloud sky at sunrise with a gas station sillouette
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Mary S @m-k-s-2.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
The buck stops here. Probably because he enjoys digging in the snow for yummy pine cones.
deer crossing snow-covered back yard at dusk
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Mary S @m-k-s-2.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Photo to illustrate a poem entitled "Viewing woods from a bathroom window on a winter's morning which is a lot warmer than being out on a horse on a snowy evening." Whose woods are these? I think I know. My neighbor doesn't cull the fallen trees there though...
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Mary S @m-k-s-2.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Because Georgia O'Keeffe is not available to paint these clouds, I may just have to do it myself.
blue sky dotted with cloudsroad through a barren landscape with a very blue sky with clouds
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Mary S @m-k-s-2.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Annual visit to the Monocacy Aqueduct on the C&O Canal. A long-standing New Year tradition for my husband and me.
A selfie of me with aqueduct in background
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Mary S @m-k-s-2.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Starting 2025 with peas and hominy.
A bowl containing cooked hominy with green peas
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Mary S @m-k-s-2.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
A cartoon figure with blue eyes, tiny hands, and a red tie is dressed in a Ku Klux Klan outfit while a cross burns in the background. The caption reads, "The mask they use to fight the "woke virus."
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Mary S @m-k-s-2.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Word of the Day from Mrs. S's Lexidictionicon Autoprobosciphobia— (noun) Fear that one's nose is too large
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Mary S @m-k-s-2.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Latest battle of The War on Christmas: Deflation of the lawn ornaments.
Lawn full of inflatable Chistmas lawn ornaments with no air in them
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Mary S @m-k-s-2.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
My husband and I are using up credit card points to stay one FREE night in Rehoboth, Delaware. View from our window: a cute Christmas village called Schellville which is also FREE. We're on our way to check it out because it's just in our price range.
miniture lights lining the edges of buildings in a Christmas village
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Mary S @m-k-s-2.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Brown's Motel (built in the 1940's) provided temporary housing for visiting construction workers on local jobs and newcomers to Howard County, MD while they searched for something permanent. The site will be turned into luxury houses. Sadly, now there's one less affordable option for those in need.
an abandoned motel complex about to be dismantledan abandoned motel complex about to be dismantleda sign on a chain link fence surrounding a desertrd motel complex. the sign reads, "Browns Motel to be demolished 12/15/24"
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Mary S @m-k-s-2.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Change a letter in a movie title to make a new film with a completely different plot. Fiend of Dreams: All over town, children's dreams are haunted by a very real demonic night visitor. Will the parents finally realize the truth before it's too late to save their sons and daughters from insanity?
A cartoon of a child in pajamas calling to his parents "Mommy! Daddy! I had another nightmare!"  Under his bed hides a green monster that says to himself, "I'll hide under the bed until he goes back to sleep"
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Mary S @m-k-s-2.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Too lazy to get up out of the chair to look at the sunset? Check out the reflection in the glass door of the closet.
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Mary S @m-k-s-2.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Photo collage self portrait of me inspired by Andy Warhol (2023)
A 4 X 4 grid of pictures of me with varied colors for hair, eyes, face, etc. and the back of me as I paint it
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Mary S @m-k-s-2.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
No blue sky today so instead stay in bed and Bluesky.
A suburban yard with fog.A view of trees in fogYard with pine tree and shed in fog.
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Mary S @m-k-s-2.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Another business with an unusual name. If you visit, you need to bring your own O.
A photo of the front of a hair salon where the name Phoenix is spelled P H E N I X without the O.
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Mary S @m-k-s-2.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Good morning, Blue Sky. Plane landing at BWI, welcome to Maryland where only 34% of voters thought "America" (i.e. the United States) needs to be made greater than it already is.
A Southwest airlines plane in a blue sky with orange clouds at sunrise.
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