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Cameron Shaffer

@lzynerd.bsky.social
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Cameron Shaffer @lzynerd.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Just got my camera from @shittychallenge.bsky.social for my family’s white elephant. Was expecting a truly shitty camera that would get a laugh, but might actually fight over this.
A old, teal blue, point and shoot, film camera. Imperial Mark 12 Flash
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Cameron Shaffer @lzynerd.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Quote tweet from Sean Padraig McCathy:
“Osama Bin Laden was also a father murdered because of his job.”

Original tweet from Sarah Isgur:
“Call me crazy but I don’t think being the party of ‘murdering a father because of his job’ is a great political choice.”

Quote tweet was posted 12:26AM, 12/7/24 with 882 thousand views. 62 comments, 2 thousand retweets, 45 thousand likes and 784 bookmarks.
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Cameron Shaffer @lzynerd.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Update to my Shadowdark GM screen. Adding prompts from Solo Dark instead of the tables I originally taped to the sides.
The inside of the Shadowdark GM screen with several tables taped over the individual panels. Far left table, a d100 table for prompts. 

Middle left, a d100 table for rumors. Also, on top there is a set of colored magnets, one sticking up over the GM screen. The magnets from left to right are colored green, yellow, red, and black. 

Middle right, four tables from the original GM screen; frequency of encounter, encounter activity, encounter distance, and encounter reaction. Below is a d12 table for hazards. 

Far left, one of the original tables and one taped over. The original table is for XP treasure quality, and they taped over table is for monster generator.The same inside of the GM screen, but all of the taped on tables are flipped upwards to reveal the original GM screen. 

Far left has five tables for npc descriptors; Age, ancestry, alignment, wealth, and characteristic.

Middle left has two tables to further describe NPC’s. The top table is a D 20 table with four columns of word segments to create random names (I.e. 20 Lem Nar W Ynne for Lemnarwynne). The bottom table is a combination of 2D4 tables to describe NPC occupations.

Middle right has the bottom table flipped up to reveal a traps table. 

Far right , has a d20 table of luxurious itemsThe back of the GM screen that faces the players. A black-and-white scene depicting various party members and encountering monstrous foes. A monstrous giant spider, a giant wizard and a large face creeping out of the darkness. 

The red colored magnet is poking out from above the screen to remind players of the current danger level.
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Cameron Shaffer @lzynerd.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Wealth disparity has gotten out of control. They can say whatever they want about the economy, but Americans will always feel this gross injustice.
A chart from the board of governors of the federal reserve, breaking down the wealth distribution between 1994 and 2024. In 1994, the bottom 50% had .76 trillion dollars of wealth. 50 to 90% had 7.29 trillion dollars of wealth. 90 to 99 % had 7.77 trillion dollars of wealth. 99 to 99.9 had 2.91 trillion dollars in wealth. The top .1% had 1.76 trillion dollars in wealth. 

Now, in 2024 the richest Americans have skyrocketed. The bottom 50% now have 3.63 trillion dollars of wealth. 50 to 90% have 44.81 trillion dollars. 90 to 99% have 53.49 trillion dollars. 99 to 99.9% have 24.44 trillion. The top .1% have 19.79 trillion.
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Cameron Shaffer @lzynerd.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Give the server’s and devs some love, this kind of growth it’s a lot to deal with.
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Cameron Shaffer @lzynerd.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
It’s not a competition or anything, but whoever befriends the dog at the party wins.
Me with a small dog in my lap.Close up picture of the dog, standing up to rest against my knee while I sit down.
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Cameron Shaffer @lzynerd.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
My players were finally able to make it out of this intense catacombs with only one fatality, and he became a vampire so that barely even counts.
A dungeon map for dungeon and dragons created in dungeon alchemist. It depicts a dim catacomb map. One section of tombs is covered in an un-natural forest. Another section is decorated like the interior of a castle. Another has mysterious holes and the last is inhabited by an evil necromancer and the remnants of his experiments. The largest tomb on top stretches the width of the catacombs and has a pool of water surrounding the sarcophagus, and a giant telescope pointed towards the wall.
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