LynXslayer
@lynxslayer.nekoweb.org
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26 | ♂️ | He/Him | 🇦🇺 | Autistic | Artist | Weeb | (Kinda) Emo | Gamer | Linux Enjoyer Check out my art: #Art
26 | ♂️ | He/Him | 🇦🇺 | Autistic | Artist | Weeb | (Kinda) Emo | Gamer | Linux Enjoyer Check out my art: #Art
![Screenshot of a Discord chat:
(Unknown user)
[Image of SpongeBob with his fist up, captioned "my kids banging at the car window begging to be let out as they burn in the sun".]
🥑 avocado_dreams 🥑
Today at 12:07 AM
What the FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
THAT'S NOT FUNNY
LIKE AT ALL
God fucking damnit I need to leave for right now, I can't handle this](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:yo74qrdpxxjvhjjrcyftx5fn/bafkreie7st5cwk4dd4v47jax4eqxvy3llozikykmpwywbld6hbqbgwz7eq)
![Killer Needle
WIND
Level 4
[INSECT/NORMAL]
A huge bee with exceptional strength that's particularly dangerous in a swarm.
ATK/1200 DEF/1000](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:yo74qrdpxxjvhjjrcyftx5fn/bafkreihvx5pavmwsks2cddywkpothcajbq6vfidrebwcwbge7oypu7kbqq)
![Number 15: Burger King Foot Lettuce
DARK
Rank 8
[ Machine / Xyz / Effect ]
2 Level 8 monsters
Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on. But that's even worse. The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.
ATK: 1500 / DEF: 2500](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:yo74qrdpxxjvhjjrcyftx5fn/bafkreidov4azxuaekb2h37dswkdfh6tvjjcaopbgaeeskxnqwpwd4aww3m)
