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Lynne J. Stone

@lynnejstone.bsky.social
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Fat, gifted, and disabled. Night nurse. Writer of mostly contemporary romance. She/her(but they/them is absolutely fine too).

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Lynne J. Stone @lynnejstone.bsky.social · 21h
Having slept at night for the past two days... what do you do when your day is this long? Is it bedtime yet?
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Lynne J. Stone @lynnejstone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
For someone who is rarely cold, I own a significant amount of comfy sweaters and cardigans. I know.... but they look so comfy!!!!
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Lynne J. Stone @lynnejstone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Can't sleep (again). Wondering what present to get myself for my birthday this year.
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Lynne J. Stone @lynnejstone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My partner eating the chocolate I saved for after work is seriously triggering my eating disorder thinking....
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Lynne J. Stone @lynnejstone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Some people think their emails are the most important thing in the world. This is a passive aggressive post about someone who pinned, flagged, and marked her email in the group mail as unread.
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Lynne J. Stone @lynnejstone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just finished a ten hour shift. I need some chocolate, a cuddle, and a good cry. Anyone? Anyone?
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Lynne J. Stone @lynnejstone.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The whole thread is good, but this one called out to me.
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Lynne J. Stone @lynnejstone.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Told myself we can't take in a cat until my partner has a job (finances and cat doesn't get used to someone always being at home), but damn, it's hard when social media floods you with cute cat pics
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Lynne J. Stone @lynnejstone.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Work is going to have a mandatory team building day. Right in the middle of my scheduled annual leave. Gosh darn, I'm so sorry I'll have to miss it...
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Lynne J. Stone @lynnejstone.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Again, not the obituary I wanted to read today. Right age, wrong person.
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Lynne J. Stone @lynnejstone.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Not the obituary I wanted to read today.
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Lynne J. Stone @lynnejstone.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
To the co-worker who assured us his cough/illness wasn't contageous: May the tires of your bike always be flat and the wind forever blowing in the wrong direction.
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Lynne J. Stone @lynnejstone.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Just started bawling my eyes out, because I'm tired and I heard a noise and thought it was my cat. Then realised I don't have a cat anymore. Anyway, how's your Monday morning going.
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Lynne J. Stone @lynnejstone.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Diet talk all fucking night. Someone please save me.
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Lynne J. Stone @lynnejstone.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Home alone and unsupervised. Time for music with no headphones and writing!
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Lynne J. Stone @lynnejstone.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
You think that with the prolonged high temperature, my body would get used to it. Yeah, no. The opposite. Can I sleep in a pool already?
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Lynne J. Stone @lynnejstone.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Oh, the Autumn Plus Size collection is online. It seems this Autumn, we'll be wearing.... Pajamas or basics in black. Ok.
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Lynne J. Stone @lynnejstone.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Today's DNF (smut edition) Her consent is taken incredibly serious, but three pages on, she's giving him head in while he's asleep. After he clearly told her, he does not want to go down that road with her. Consent goes both ways and arousal is not consent!
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Lynne J. Stone @lynnejstone.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Being able to pay my bills the day they come in is an absolute privilege that I will never take for granted. Do I work hard for it? Yes. But working hard doesn't automatically mean being able to pay the bills.
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Joanne Harris @joannechocolat.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Unsolicited writing advice, no. 256 When in doubt, write. When in certainty, edit. When in need, research. When inflated, delete.
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Lynne J. Stone @lynnejstone.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
DNF a book due to incessant fatphobia... Very dissapointed, I really expected better from this writer.
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Lynne J. Stone @lynnejstone.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
My brain forgot to go to sleep.
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Lynne J. Stone @lynnejstone.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
The household is sad. As of this afternoon, I'm catless. Wilson, you were a most awesome member of our family. Godspeed, Cuddlebug.
Black cat in the windowsill, looking over the back of the couch
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Lynne J. Stone @lynnejstone.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Bravery and stupidity are twins.
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Mel Brooks @officialmelbrooks.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Spaceballs: The New One: The Teaser Poster. In theaters April 2027.
SPACEBALLS: The New One
Coming Soon
Only In Theaters 2027
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Lynne J. Stone @lynnejstone.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
'You're trampoline was in the garage, wasn't it?' The quality content I come to the internet for... and occasionally read the comments.
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Lynne J. Stone @lynnejstone.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
There's no Homes Under the Hammer today, and now my day completely lost its structure. No, I'm not autistic. Why do you ask?
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tommy in boots @tommyinboots.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
1) who are you critiquing 2) are you critiquing the actual bad aspects of them or are you using a symbol as a shortcut 3) is there a demographic group who is not evil but has the trait you’re using as a symbol 4) if yes to #3, stop. It’s not that hard!!!
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Lynne J. Stone @lynnejstone.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
That's the first 48hrs of the workweek done. Only 9.5hrs left to go... Someone please feed me, bathe me, and put me to bed. I'm knackered.
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Lynne J. Stone @lynnejstone.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
The Kitten, who really is a senior cat, won't allow me to go to bed.
Black cat wrapped in towel, facing the camera. Head to cheek with the cat-mommy
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Lynne J. Stone @lynnejstone.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Dear Bluesky followees It's not your job to teach me, especially on the Social Justice topics, but I learn so freaking much of you. Thank you a million times for that. You all make me want to become a better person.
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Lynne J. Stone @lynnejstone.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
So tired of the heat that I've accepted an extra evening shift, so I can dwell in the AC for a few hours.
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Lynne J. Stone @lynnejstone.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I (fortunately) live in a 'no football/soccer' household. My partner is having a mighty good time looking at what the Dutch fans are up to though.... 'van links....naar rechts'
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Lynne J. Stone @lynnejstone.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Alle begrip voor de beslissing de boodschappen niet te bezorgen morgenmiddag... Maar dat geeft ons wel weer een ander probleem. Er is een reden dat we de boodschappen laten bezorgen, zeker met dit weer.
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Lynne J. Stone @lynnejstone.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Keeping myself awake so I can: a) leave the backdoor open so cool air can come into the house and b) I can sleep throughout the most hellish of hours in this ffing heatwave Sometimes being nocturnal has its perks.
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Lynne J. Stone @lynnejstone.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Normal is the amount of dysfunctionality that is socially agreed upon to be acceptable.
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Lynne J. Stone @lynnejstone.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
As menopausal fat woman in a heatwave I'm just going to have to accept that some places will never feel dry again.
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Lynne J. Stone @lynnejstone.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
People feel very comfortable asking me if the heat affects me more because I'm fat. They also look at me very confused when I tell them how strange that question is. Especially if I turn it around: Does heat affect you less because you have curls (for example)?
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Lynne J. Stone @lynnejstone.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
All fine and well, but couldn't they have waited with resigning until AFTER Homes Under The Hammer? Was that really too much to ask?
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Lynne J. Stone @lynnejstone.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
After 5 nights, a 48 hr workweek, I'm exhausted. Been taking care of others all week. Can someone please make me a sandwich? I'm hungry.
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Lynne J. Stone @lynnejstone.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Het leek vanmorgen op weg naar huis potdorie wel of ik in de Tour de France zat. Er werd volop gewielrend? wielgerend? op de dijk.
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Lynne J. Stone @lynnejstone.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I need to go to bed. I don't have the energy to get up and go to bed. How sad.
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Lynne J. Stone @lynnejstone.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
People should have learned from the Movies. If you 'activate' bad people to rule, bad things are going to happen to you.
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Lynne J. Stone @lynnejstone.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
We get mail and newsletters that give us the option to opt out of Mother- or Father's day promotions. Why can't we have the same for that damned Soccer WC? I want to opt out. I need to opt out.
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Lynne J. Stone @lynnejstone.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Oh, the joy. Mandatory, on location, training at a place that requires me to walk stairs and I already know there are no chairs to accomodate me...
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Joanne Harris @joannechocolat.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
my nam is trol and wen i see a skete that dos not tend to me i rant and ror i run amok i am a bor i get the blok
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Joanna Maciejewska @authorjmac.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Just a reminder: nothing says "fuck you" to a creative person more than saying you're going to use their creation to genAI this or that. It's not a compliment, and it's not inspiration if you don't do the work yourself.
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Lynne J. Stone @lynnejstone.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Can we throw this whole Soccer WC in the sea please? I'm so over it already, and it hasn't even started.
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Lynne J. Stone @lynnejstone.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
'It could have been drugs, or booze.' I tell myself as I start another game of Bubble Hit.
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Lynne J. Stone @lynnejstone.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
What's it called when you are easily distracted, but can 100% focus on what distracted you?
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