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LyleBryan

@lylebryan.bsky.social
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"What are you doing here? WHAT AM I DOING HERE?! WHERE AM I?! AAAAAAHHH!" - Me All opinions are my own Veteran, 23, Unemployed loser Artwork in profile picture by @magicalma21.bsky.social MDNI!

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LyleBryan @lylebryan.bsky.social · 18h
There was one usage on a gaming meme shitpost where someone commented "Physifoid" for those that want all the games to go digital, needless to say I couldn't help but chuckle at the usage of 'foid' since I did NOT expect the term on shitposts. lol
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LyleBryan @lylebryan.bsky.social · 18h
*sees crowd* OH NO THEIR HOOOOOT! 😭
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LyleBryan @lylebryan.bsky.social · 18h
GET THE HOUNDS! 🐕🐕🐕🇷🇴
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LyleBryan @lylebryan.bsky.social · 18h
Alright just imagine people are in their underwear...
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LyleBryan @lylebryan.bsky.social · 18h
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SYEKIA @syekia.bsky.social · 23h
Day 4-6: species swap #HELLAVERSETOBER2026 The latest short was so cute! Defo up there with my top favourites ✨ #loona #octavia #HelluvaBoss‌
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Volt⚡🔞 | 𝐑𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭 Wєrєßєαʂɬ @statiquo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Got over myself and decided to participate even tho its the wrong day :'3 The 1950's fit called to me qwq #VoxFashion2026 | #VoltsArt
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LyleBryan @lylebryan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He gotta know if they're getting failure to feeds on them 😭
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💔spooky Paya🖤🔞 @princepapaya.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Day four, weapons❤️ #IMPTOBER #millieXmoxxie
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LyleBryan @lylebryan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Moxxie: "What patent are they? I know the model, but we gotta know the patent and caliber they chamber..."
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🔞 squeaky ♠️ Valentino's Much-Desired Red Thong @squeakymoth.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
😫💕 #HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelVelvette #TheVees
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🔞Craxkers🔞 @craxkers.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🐝🐺
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LyleBryan @lylebryan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
AT WHAT COST ARE YOU PAYING FOR THIS VICTORY?!
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Elcee Rod 🦔🇵🇷 @elcee-rod.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
To be fair Vox would be that type to think that Latin American just means Mexican. “Island language” is technically more educated for someone of his caliber.
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LyleBryan @lylebryan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Vincent: "Uhhhh..." *kicks covered drawboard map of Florida, Puerto Rico away* Vincent: "Nevermind, guess I got my fruits mixed up, hehe." Val: *walks away to bed* Vincent: *whispers to approaching Cayenalisa hires at door* "GET OUT, GO, GO, ITS OFF ¡VAMOS, VAMOS!"
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LyleBryan @lylebryan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Vincent: "Hey Val! I know you're from Florida and all, so I got you some pineapples so remind you of home!" Val: "Why pineapples?" Vincent: "Because it's a cultural fruit thing in Florida?" Val: "Oranges would make more sense, I don't know where'd you get pineapples from..."
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LyleBryan @lylebryan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Not too attached to LA since I've never been there, but SD is where lots of Marines go to train on the West Coast, since most media tends to forget it's existence for Parris Island. 😅 For a guy that seems to love the Corps and it's ethos, asking adversaries to 'take out' SD is pretty anti-USMC.
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LyleBryan @lylebryan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
In 4K at that 😭
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lowgrowls @lowgrowls.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Brainrotting
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LyleBryan @lylebryan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I just love it when the sisters sistered all over the cistern
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Frazy🎃 @frazy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Madness Returns... Next Month! 🎃 #HelluvaBoss‌ #HelluvaBossfanart #Octavia #HelluvaBossOctavia
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🐉Saturn🐉CEO of Man Wife Peter @xxdragonvenomartxx.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My relationship in 2023 vs 2026
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Frazy🎃 @frazy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Queen of Hearts Stella ❤️😈 #HelluvaBoss‌ #HelluvaBossStella #Stella #HelluvaBossFanart
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Motts CEO of Dadastor @mottsfiddle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Guys as a fandom we gotta stop getting worked up over losers spouting nonsense arguments. It doesn't matter how good your counter argument is cause they aren't engaging in fair conversation and they don't care to.
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キンシ @kin-shirui.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
It's all a Nightmare #HazbinHotelLucifer
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LyleBryan @lylebryan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
NOW GO FORTH AND SPREAD YOUR POLITICAL AGENDA TO SOCIETIES THAT FERVENTLY DISAGREE WITH YOU ON VARIOUS THINGS SUCH AS A.I.! (China and Japan in a nutshell)
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Albablue777 @albablue777.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"The moment of the creation" imagine their happiness!🌟 #hazbinhotel #hazbinhotelfanart #lucifer #speakerofgod #lucifermorningstar
hazbin hotel lucifer and speaker of god
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LyleBryan @lylebryan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🇮🇱?
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LyleBryan @lylebryan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This pleases the community, so it shall be statute.
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Knuckles' Official Approval
ALT: Knuckles' Official Approval
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LyleBryan @lylebryan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Radical opinion of the day: Animals in dresses or costumes is a big no tbh. The only exception is on Halloween or when you're going to bed, any other day or time it's gonna have to be a sweater or actual weather clothes, and a banana onesie will NOT do good in the rain.
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LyleBryan @lylebryan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!
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Jesse Pinkman: He Can't Keep Getting Away
ALT: Jesse Pinkman: He Can't Keep Getting Away
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LyleBryan @lylebryan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And his wife IMMEDIATELY went for another guy. 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 Women ☕️ /j
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LyleBryan @lylebryan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We finna jump his wife and doctor for fucking in front of a child and a corpse at that. Get the torches! 🔥
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LyleBryan @lylebryan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Of course he's hot, he deserves nothing but all the ladies and gents with how his wife treated him. 😭
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redthespian - EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR @redthespian.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm actually so glad that "Randy was hot" seems to be the general consensus 😭 I didn't say anything bc I thought it was just a me thing....
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Derian the imp ⛧ ΘΔ 🏳️‍⚧️ @deriantheimp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
YOU ARE BREAKING MY HEART
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LyleBryan @lylebryan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Honestly me too. I'm probably the only one that would just want it purely for it's reliability and more modern variants instead of the vintage versions (which are arguably more expensive than modern). Then again, I'd also love to get a Mosin as well.
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LyleBryan @lylebryan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
GOOD, WE NEED MORE PEOPLE TO WAKE UP TO HOW RANDY WAS NTR'D AND NOT CARED ABOUT BY HIS WHORE WIFE AND CARED ABOUT BY HIS ACTUAL FAMILY! 😡 /j
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LyleBryan @lylebryan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You passed the test. Here is your complementary Midwest Industries AK-47, free of shipping and handling fees.
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LyleBryan @lylebryan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
-meaning to it for those that genuinely enjoy them for what they offer to society rather than what represent to certain aspects.
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LyleBryan @lylebryan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I see this also with people that work out in the gym purely to gain muscle instead of just going to get toned/built and look good, and truck owners too for the aspect of driving something that you don't need for most lifestyles. It's all boiled down to 'vibes' of stuff instead of actual value and-
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LyleBryan @lylebryan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That's honestly the biggest issue with weapons these days. People like to attest them to all this culture war bullshit when it shouldn't be thought of like such, since if they do then they shouldn't be surprised as to how they lose their own credibility for certain social circles.
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LyleBryan @lylebryan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No, that's Patrick! 😡 *slams phone*
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LyleBryan @lylebryan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Then explain the difference between the Glock 17 and Glock 19 without looking it up. 😈
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LyleBryan @lylebryan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Off topic but the naming of Malfoid also seems hilarious considering the slang of today. lol If this were made any sooner she'd probably be called Malice or Malissa, something generic.
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The Vegapunk of Hyenas @yeeniemcbeenie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sometimes 4chan hits
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LyleBryan @lylebryan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"-enjoyed your time with me as much as I did around you." *wipes tears and leaves grave* - Fin
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LyleBryan @lylebryan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Via: "Hey Randy, how's things going?" *sits down* Via: "You know what the worst part of all this is? Is that we should've been drinking together this whole time so I could've understood your conditions while at the door." *chuckles and places flowers* Via: "I'm gonna miss you, Randy, I hope-"
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🌸Danidraws🌸🔞 @danidraws666.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I love tha Octavia knows the names of the butlers and guards 😂💕
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LyleBryan @lylebryan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fuck it. HC time. Octavia is the only one that will actually miss Randy, she knew his name and cared about his well being to get him sent to the hospital for the time so that he could be saved. She is also the only one that cared to bring flowers to his funeral. Artists, get on it! #helluvaboss
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