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ann hedonia 👻 @lyctor.space · 18/09/2026

I mean, none of these are the case; you could just be honest and say "you have an adblocker plugin", but it does save me the bother of reading an NYT story

You have been blocked from The New York Times because we suspect that you're a robot.
Why am I seeing this? There are a few possibilities:

You are browsing and clicking much faster than is typical of a human being
Something is preventing Javascript from working on your computer
There is a bot with the same IP address as you

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ann hedonia 👻 @lyctor.space · 12/09/2026

The only thing better than getting a dozen copies of the same notification email from AWS is when they send me the Korean version for some reason. Neither I nor any of the resources involved are Korean 2.8 trillion market cap

A screenshot from outlook on my phone showing multiple copies of the same notification email from Amazon. It’s in Korean. I don’t speak Korean. None of these resources are in Korea.

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ann hedonia 👻 @lyctor.space · 25/08/2026

this one's always stuck with me. sleep well dolly

"I make jokes about it, but it's the truth that I kind of patterned my look after the town tramp. I didn't know what she was, just this woman who was blond and piled her hair up, wore high heels and tight skirts, and, boy, she was the prettiest thing I'd ever seen. Momma used to say, "Aw, she's just trash," and I thought, That's what I want to be when I grow up. Trash."

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ann hedonia 👻 @lyctor.space · 24/08/2026

gleam continues to be my favorite new programming language

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ann hedonia 👻 @lyctor.space · 21/08/2026

New laptop’s first sticker is an @aurahack.ca special

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ann hedonia 👻 @lyctor.space · 19/08/2026

New thing I want least just dropped

A Harper Collins Books ad:
“Start reading an excerpt of The Most Dangerous Games by MrBeast and James Patterson...”

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ann hedonia 👻 @lyctor.space · 07/08/2026

Fascinating attempt at AI fence-sitting as marketing

“u/oceanapp • Promoted
Ocean is an iOS email app where Al only runs when you ask. Clearing your inbox is free.”

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ann hedonia 👻 @lyctor.space · 30/06/2026

I could do without this, tbh

a National Weather Service map of my region, which is entirely covered in Extreme Heat Warnings, except for one corner blessed with a mere Heat Advisory

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ann hedonia 👻 @lyctor.space · 22/06/2026

Okay: who’s this August person. Show yourself

A fortune cookie fortune reading “August will bring you financial security.”

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ann hedonia 👻 @lyctor.space · 20/06/2026

Can you even imagine how Chotiner felt when this dope ran straight into the pit he’d dug

It was close to succeeding, and then you guys were stabbed in the back.

Exactly. And we don't understand why. You understand that they are Nazis. What happened to you?

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ann hedonia 👻 @lyctor.space · 11/06/2026

She’s judging you. She knows what you’ve done

My grey cat up in the turret of a cat tree, staring into the camera

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ann hedonia 👻 @lyctor.space · 02/06/2026

That can’t possibly be comfortable

One of our ridiculous cats, lying with her back feet on a cat tree platform and front half on an inch-wide windowsill as she stares at the mysterious outside

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ann hedonia 👻 @lyctor.space · 29/05/2026

piss off, @theintercept.com, it's absolutely a paywall. the price is just "we spam you and sell your email address" instead of cash

a modal popover from the intercept saying "enter your email to keep reading for free. this is not a paywall"

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ann hedonia 👻 @lyctor.space · 29/05/2026

I assume that 'howdy' here is the name of some niche streaming service that has partnered with amazon, but it's extremely funny to imagine that it's just the monster greeting her as it draws near

the amazon video thumbnail for 'it follows' with 'howdy' added to the corner

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ann hedonia 👻 @lyctor.space · 25/05/2026

4.6 trillion USD market cap

a google response to the query "is it 2027 next year", where the AI response reads "Next year will be 2028 and 2027 will be year after that. It is 2026 right now, and will be 2028 next year, followed by 2027."

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ann hedonia 👻 @lyctor.space · 17/05/2026

had occasion to remember my favorite interview answer of all time, from www.esquire.com/uk/culture/a...

When I’d asked Pattinson to tell me about his character, aware of the ickiness of the question — “Who is Ephraim Winslow?” — what followed was five to seven minutes of wracked explication, with much running of hands through hair and pulling of pained faces. “What’s it called when you shine a light through something and it creates a spectrum? Yeah, a prism.” Pause. “It’s an emotional impetus trying to force itself into a brain that doesn’t have the mechanism to…” Pause. “He doesn’t know who he is at all. He’s having an identity crisis. I mean, he’s fucking psychotic.” Pause. “I’m terrible at this question.”

When I ask Dafoe the same thing — “Who is Thomas Wick?” — without hesitation he says: “Thomas Wick is me if I was Thomas Wick.” And he raises a sardonic eyebrow.

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ann hedonia 👻 @lyctor.space · 07/05/2026

Who needs a cat bed when you have a soft wall trumpet case

My grey cat loafed up on my Yamaha double case

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ann hedonia 👻 @lyctor.space · 02/05/2026

logged in to mtg arena for the first time in a couple of years and it's making me click through a billion basic lands

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ann hedonia 👻 @lyctor.space · 25/04/2026

Fascinated by aliexpress thinking that what I need is headphones, many butter, and one ass

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ann hedonia 👻 @lyctor.space · 21/04/2026

tim onion when you control infowars please sell this hat

alex jones wearing a ball cap that says 'LOW IQ'

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ann hedonia 👻 @lyctor.space · 09/04/2026

That’s not a fortune, that’s scolding me about a thing that’s not relevant to my life

“Clean up after your pets in public spaces.”

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ann hedonia 👻 @lyctor.space · 13/03/2026

Sometimes I go through the scam emails in my spam folder for fun, and I struck gold with this paragraph in the old “I’ve secretly recorded your porn habits” extortion spam

“I am some type of God who observes everything.
However, don't freak out. As we understand, God is compassionate and forgiving, and so do I. But my compassion is not free.”

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ann hedonia 👻 @lyctor.space · 10/03/2026

I've started just leaving this open in a background window and occasionally jumpscaring myself with it. or whatever the opposite of a jumpscare is, depending

a screenshot from the casey frey 'get tf out of my way type way' video, exhorting the viewer to 'stop.'

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ann hedonia 👻 @lyctor.space · 07/03/2026

Finally, a section of the grocery store made specifically for my personality

A sign in the cheese section that says GRATING

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ann hedonia 👻 @lyctor.space · 20/02/2026

There is a point in this completely unhinged story when the only reaction is

KC Green comic of a guy throwing up his arms and saying I GUESS

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ann hedonia 👻 @lyctor.space · 17/02/2026

well this is officially the stupidest set of numbers i've seen from the Bazaar:

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ann hedonia 👻 @lyctor.space · 16/02/2026

four-second dooltron, pretty good

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ann hedonia 👻 @lyctor.space · 21/01/2026

Seems like @garbageday.email’s experiment with vibe coding is going well

Huffing Gas Town, Pt. 2: If I Could, I Would Download Claude Into A Furby And Beat It To Death With A Hammer

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ann hedonia 👻 @lyctor.space · 05/01/2026

finding out that there are stranger things fans waiting for a secret finale where their ship is canonized

The Giant from Twin Peaks S2E7, intoning 'It is happening again'

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ann hedonia 👻 @lyctor.space · 03/01/2026

Sometimes being an American with any level of multilinguality means you see a sentence that just takes you out instantly

A billboard for “Todt Roofing” exhorting drivers to “get a free todt quote”. Todt, presumably someone’s name here, is from German for death

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ann hedonia 👻 @lyctor.space · 01/01/2026

It’s cool how google is worth trillions of dollars and employs supposed geniuses but can’t tell the correct name of the main character of a film (it’s Peyton Westlake)

Google’s “ai overview” for Darkman:

When thugs employed by a crime boss lead a vicious assault on Dr. Peyton Wilder (Liam Neeson), leaving him literally and psychologically scarred, an emergency procedure allows him to survive. Upon his recovery, Wilder can find solace...

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