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normalize socializing your pets 🐶🐱
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lycopeen.bsky.social
@lycopeen.bsky.social
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Over-leveled schizoid weirdo. SW dev, Blender code contributor, 3D character pipeline hobbyist, kemoshota enthusiast.
![Screenshot of an email:
Subject: [PIPEXP-1192] Login Access Request
To: me
Good morning Kimberly! =^uwu^=;;
I’m sorry to hear that you’re having trouble logging into Jellyfin! It looks like your SSO account was indeed deactivated on 2025 Dec 15.
According to our records,
1. On or about 2025 Nov 15, you were broken up with by ___, who noted this as a “final break” on vis event report sheet. I’m also seeing that Ve ticked the “Unilateral” box, meaning it isn’t contestable.
2. Our Salesforce shows you aren’t close to any other polycule members
Unfortunately, our solo-poly access policy doesn’t allow us to extend resources to unpartnered members after the 30 day grace period following your break. This includes entertainment resources (Jellyfin / *darr / nzbget / Pornhub for Enterprise™ seat), as well as O365™, Adobe CC™, and shell access on the Nix clusters. We’re so sorry for your loss, cutie!! 😭💜
If you have any questions, you can reply to this email to generate another ticket, or you can contact zzzoeee@ from our Partner Infra team (note: three Zs and three Es in their LDAP, we have a lot of Zoes here!)
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Regards,
___ (🏳️⚧️she/her, UTC -5)
Partner Infra Platform Experiences team
As a courtesy, a copy of this email has been sent to your manager listed in Workday™
New name or pronouns? Dating someone new? Just visit go/update-me to update your account!
Include this line in your email to comment on the ticket: 250e084a-b937-47a6-948d-b519112ad35a](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rhtazgvloflondzburvubdft/bafkreids254lgwtdyd62paodq5ynb5tatkemp5l77ynw6udhshedj6pab4)
![Bokkoley : Haha, I don't speak that samsa- sal- sasa- whatever. But you seem to be excited, so I'll take that as a yes!
[Pluto yells in his mother language]
Bokkoley : (Sigh) 3 ticks isn't a lot of time, ey?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:q252wmz7hauoueql6ajli5g6/bafkreigrnwbsztournsxihla3eext65qkmhfkkhrtheran4yfa26q2rd3e)
![[Pluto coughs and mumbles something in his language]
Bokkoley : Works fast, doesn't it?
Bokkoley : Oh ay, didn't think that would get me going.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:q252wmz7hauoueql6ajli5g6/bafkreiejcaslzng3xhknymw6lq5k6ex4erpeapc7mlco24tdjwytvuyc4i)
![Bokkoley : I was gonna make it smooth for you while we landed, but I realised showing you any kind of mercy would've been an insult to my brothers.
Bokkoley : I'm not into beating kids or anything, but a scorn on our ship? Bloody hell.
Bokkoley : You're a breeder, yeah? Have a bit of fun with me, and I might let you off...
[Pluto yells in his native language.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:q252wmz7hauoueql6ajli5g6/bafkreiets4f2komdfa6fnzrrmsyycmqx24mbrzfei6cjtpslu7qonmqwza)
