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Lorrie Wood (Clewara Hedwi)

@lwood999.northsky.social
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Lorrie Wood (Clewara Hedwi) @lwood999.northsky.social · 28/10/2026
[bangs out a meme for that]
"The rent is too damn high" meme, but it's "the price of chips".

From knowyourmeme.com:
"The Rent is Too Damn High" is a political slogan adopted by Jimmy McMillan, a New York City resident and founder of the Rent Is Too Damn High Party who ran for New York’s state gubernatorial election in November 2010. McMillan's catchphrase has inspired the snowclone template “The X is too damn high,” which is often featured in an Advice Animal image macro series featuring a photo of McMillan from the night of the gubernatorial debate.
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Lorrie Wood (Clewara Hedwi) @lwood999.northsky.social · 25/10/2026
well bless my pointy hat, the infamous Costco cauldron made it to the West Coast this year, and I can get it delivered. BRING ME MY BEAN POT!
A black cast iron pot full of beans, with a hoop handle to hang it over a fire and a solid lid for overnight cooking. It's the "bean pot" you'd take to the devil's sacrament. Guaranteed to fool the snooping Salem goodwives in your life or otherwise deal with them if not. :D :D :D
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Lorrie Wood (Clewara Hedwi) @lwood999.northsky.social · 12/09/2026
“ZOMG a functional cast iron cauldron—I mean bean pot—I mean CAULDRON GIEV CAULDRON” Costco: “sorry, we don’t sell these west of Minnesota and no we won’t ship” Welp, time to forget these exist for another year. 😢
It’s a cast iron bean pot with lid. It’s a cauldron. It’s perfect. I can’t have it.
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Lorrie Wood (Clewara Hedwi) @lwood999.northsky.social · 04/06/2026
Bees and other wee livestock are mailable. The gift of BEES isn’t for everyone, but it may be for someone you love! Try 🐝 bees🐝 today!
A bright orange plastic box is open on a cluttered tabletop. It has two wooden boxes and one plastic box inside, all with screened sides for air and visibility. Dark shapes of a queen bee and a handful of attendants are visible through the screens.
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Lorrie Wood (Clewara Hedwi) @lwood999.northsky.social · 03/06/2026
Im in my EATING MY COLORS era, apparently. 😂 red-skinned orange-fleshed sweet potato, black beans, pickled red onions, bit of cheese.
A square white ceramic dish on a blue-and-white placemat holds orange-fleshed sweet potato, black beans, and cheese. Nearby in a dark blue bowl are some picked red onions.
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Lorrie Wood (Clewara Hedwi) @lwood999.northsky.social · 10/04/2026
Hi, have you ever played Stardew Valley? These are salmonberry (Rubus spectabilis) flowers. Pic taken by me on 10 April 2026 at Hawley Cove on Bainbridge Island
A cane of magenta five-petaled flowers and new bright-green leaves can be seen with a wetlands in the background.
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Lorrie Wood (Clewara Hedwi) @lwood999.northsky.social · 20/03/2026
Saw “sorrel” on my local farming co-op’s list and wondered what that was—obviously not the clover-looking stuff. One soup making recipe kitbash later, it’s Very Spring Soup! Look it’s even got an egg! Happy Equinox! #foodsky
A bowl of cream-colored soup presented in a decorated white bowl with blue floral motifs. It’s garnished with a quartered hard boiled egg and a sprig of dill.
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Lorrie Wood (Clewara Hedwi) @lwood999.northsky.social · 03/03/2026
This game would 127% be my jam, but Nintendo gonna Nintend.
An image made with a Pokemon Pokopia meme generator, saying, "I want it but I'm not buying a Switch 2 for it."
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Lorrie Wood (Clewara Hedwi) @lwood999.northsky.social · 24/02/2026
Saw a three line recipe for pierogi soup copied from a community cookbook, then vibe cooked my way to dinner. Not pictured: side of pickled kohlrabi because the grandmothers demanded cabbage. 😂 #cooksky
A dozen pierogies are simmering in a broad, shallow pot of soup.
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Lorrie Wood (Clewara Hedwi) @lwood999.northsky.social · 12/01/2026
I can’t laugh, but as my home river is the Cuyahoga, I can relate. ITS NICE NOW, OKAY?
A picture of the Cuyahoga River decades after it caught on fire and sparked a sea change of environmental awareness. In the background, the tidal flats frame downtown Cleveland, Ohio. 

Also you’re blocks from where the Bucky and Natasha went shopping and/or Superman fought that kaiju.
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Lorrie Wood (Clewara Hedwi) @lwood999.northsky.social · 22/12/2025
them's shadowbringers numbers. Everything burns, indeed! 😆🤣💀 #ffxiv
A text box from the MMO Final Fantasy XIV. It says that this player is in a login queue with 1,094 other players. The game's North American servers experienced sustained DDoS attacks over the back half of December 2025.
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Lorrie Wood (Clewara Hedwi) @lwood999.northsky.social · 19/12/2025
Well, shoot. Spice Tribe isn’t carrying @koshersoul.bsky.social ‘s kitchen pepper anymore. Time to hit the book! The most exotic thing in this is mace. A decent bulk spice department should manage.
A hardcover copy of Koshersoul lies closed on a blue and white placemat.
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Lorrie Wood (Clewara Hedwi) @lwood999.northsky.social · 13/12/2025
A thousand days of gamified flashcards and I can occasionally muddle accurately through a skeet en español!
A cartoon owl is on fire signifying a thousand day Duolingo streak.
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Lorrie Wood (Clewara Hedwi) @lwood999.northsky.social · 11/12/2025
I like legos and lunch so when I saw a vid about Lego Lunch and knew I had all the bits? I’m in. Arroz rojo, frijoles negroes, chard from my yard, and chicken.
A square ceramic dish containing three clear strata of food. Black beans, chicken with chard, and red rice (as in a Mexican restaurant).
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Lorrie Wood (Clewara Hedwi) @lwood999.northsky.social · 21/11/2025
Aw! I’ll take ‘em! Meanwhile, you already imported my minion to Eitheirys when you implemented the Bluecoat Cat. Here’s one of mine now helping manage my inventory before I set off on another adventure!
A Russian Blue cat reclines on a couple small traveling cases. The cases and cat are on a patchwork quilt in several shades of blue diamonds.
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Lorrie Wood (Clewara Hedwi) @lwood999.northsky.social · 16/11/2025
The legend lives on from the Fedaykin on down Of the big lake they call Gitchee Gurney
Three stills from the David Lynch Dune movie are captioned with modified lyrics from “The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald” by Gordon Lightgoot. 

Muad’Dib, as a ritual call, says: “Superior, it’s said, never gives up her dead—“

Two Fremen on drums respond: “—when the gales of November come early.”

In the third panel, four more Fremen ask, “wtf is a lake?”
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Lorrie Wood (Clewara Hedwi) @lwood999.northsky.social · 10/11/2025
Well now I GOTTA lick it. This will definitely suck because the battery is in an extra air-tight bubble inside the blister pack that released a puff of putrescence on puncture. Still gonna lick it. THREE MINUTES LATER: reader, they were not kidding. Glad it was only a brief lick. 🤢
The packaging to a Duracell CR 2032 coin-type battery. The words “bitter coating” have been circled by the poster above an icon of a child making a yuck face.
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Lorrie Wood (Clewara Hedwi) @lwood999.northsky.social · 19/10/2025
It’s chilly and dribbly and I have a cold. Maybe Italian penicillin will fix me! —probably not but we should at least check. 1.5 c / ~350 g frozen stock 0.5 c / ~100 g pastina Trawl herb box and freezer for mix-ins Salt, black pepper, something creamy Boil noods, add stuff, season, enjoy.
Two bricks of frozen stock are thawing in a small (7”/20 cm) skillet on an electric cooktop. In the foreground is a 7 oz/200 g bag of tiny pasta stars from the Mexican brand La Moderna. Barilla stops selling stars? Tells me lil couscous are ok? Look if my imaginary nonna can’t hook me up, my imaginary abuelita will, it’s fine. Half the bag is used for this single serving. A stoneware bowl of pastina in brodo/chicken and stars/Italian penicillin adorns a placement. While the pasta cooked, I thawed a handful each of frozen chard and diced chicken. I can’t have the usual cheeses, so I finished with a good squeeze of sour cream. It’s a savory porridge, and porridge is a land of no kings and only the rules the cook and food agree to. Enjoy!
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Lorrie Wood (Clewara Hedwi) @lwood999.northsky.social · 28/09/2025
Chat, the cheat sheet said ANY winged helmet, and this is absolutely ANY winged helmet. With 2B gloves and Tantalus pants, it scored 95/100. FASHION! #ffxiv
A humanoid whose face is completely obscured by feathered headdress / mascot head in the shape of a bird's head with wings where external ears wouldn't be because birds don't. They are also wearing a neatly layered pink jacket with black vest and white shirt. It is not particularly aesthetic.
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Lorrie Wood (Clewara Hedwi) @lwood999.northsky.social · 12/09/2025
The whole episode ran on wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey, so I liked the shout-out. There was a crossover comic book limited series back in the day!
A cover of the first issue of Assimilation^2, a Doctor Who/ST:TNG crossover, featuring the Enterprise-D and the TARDIS in the foreground and the Eleventh Doctor and Captain Picard in the background.
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Lorrie Wood (Clewara Hedwi) @lwood999.northsky.social · 08/09/2025
I put a game of USAmerican Handegg on the TV and am canning apple butter (from my tree!). I’m autumning SO HARD rn.
A black electric cooktop with three pots: a black enameled steel water bath canner with jars and tools, a steel saucepan with rings, and an enameled cast iron Dutch oven with apple butter and a spatula. The canner and saucepan are simmering.
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Lorrie Wood (Clewara Hedwi) @lwood999.northsky.social · 04/09/2025
Is it a spoiler if I holler “oh GURL you’re in an _Enemy Mine_ plot” and don’t tell you what I was watching when I yelled it? Or if I yell about “FUCKING lightbulbs!” a bit later?
A poster for the 1985 sci-fo movie _Enemy Mine_, with Dennis Quaid facing Louis Gossett Jr, the latter in reptilian makeup and prosthetics. The movie is a Trope Namer because the pictured characters save each others’ life, though not both survive.
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Lorrie Wood (Clewara Hedwi) @lwood999.northsky.social · 30/07/2025
Turns out when you’re an adult you can just hammer a braid of onions into your lintel and nobody stops you.
A braid of onions is hangs in an arched doorframe.
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Lorrie Wood (Clewara Hedwi) @lwood999.northsky.social · 26/07/2025
Dear Intertubes, we have onions!
Fifteen sweet onions have been laid out on a mat to dry in front of a box fan.
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Lorrie Wood (Clewara Hedwi) @lwood999.northsky.social · 22/07/2025
Sun tea isn’t food safe, but chuck that pitcher into the fridge and it’s cold brew iced tea now. I’ll be back for this tomorrow.
A two liter glass pitcher with four tea sachets bobbing in it. The pitcher is on a white counter in front of a sunny kitchen window.
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Lorrie Wood (Clewara Hedwi) @lwood999.northsky.social · 09/07/2025
I have made compound butter from pruning back my herbs. It’s herbs mashed into softened butter, but I didn’t grow up with butter OR fresh herbs so this is ✨fancy✨.
A log of minced herbs suspended in butter on a ragged square of parchment paper sits on a cutting board before being rolled up and chilled.
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Lorrie Wood (Clewara Hedwi) @lwood999.northsky.social · 22/06/2025
Pray attend her adorably crossed paws—and pay no attention to the dribble of leftover Churu. #caturday
A grey cat with emerald eyes regards the camera. She is standing in front of the gloss black front of a microwave on a white counter. There is a cream-colored drop on her lower lip.
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Lorrie Wood (Clewara Hedwi) @lwood999.northsky.social · 20/05/2025
Celebrating World Bee Day by installing some new queens! I remain gently croggled that you can MAIL BEES. Just. The mail. Like socks.
Two small boxes each hold five to ten honeybees. One of the bees is a little larger than the others with a blue dot on her abdomen. This dot is applied by the breeder and is standard way a beekeeper signals that this is a queen bee from a year ending in 0 or 5.
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Lorrie Wood (Clewara Hedwi) @lwood999.northsky.social · 07/05/2025
Dang it, bok choi/pak choi/etc, you had ONE JOB, which was LEAF, like in this emoji WHICH IS OF YOU: 🥬. Leaf. Wtf is this flower bullshit you’re bolting like Usain over here. Chant renew for me, misbehaving brassica, you’re going to the carousel of compost.
A brassica (specifically pak choi) in bloom in a tended bed. A garden bed showing several misbehaving blooming brassicas, with other plants in the background.
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Lorrie Wood (Clewara Hedwi) @lwood999.northsky.social · 02/05/2025
This is the blossom of a salmonberry, which if you’ve ever played Stardew Valley you may be surprised to know exist outside of that game. I took this picture on Bainbridge Island, Washington within the last few days.
A pink four-petaled salmonberry flower stands out against the spring-and-summer greens of its foliage.
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Lorrie Wood (Clewara Hedwi) @lwood999.northsky.social · 01/05/2025
Emotional support asparagus from my yard!
A rough stack of purple and green asparagus spears on an end grain cutting board, along with the knife that cut them.
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Lorrie Wood (Clewara Hedwi) @lwood999.northsky.social · 01/05/2025
Whiskers, you say?
A light grey (“blue”) cat is curled around a keyboard, black whiskers barely visible against his plush coat.
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Lorrie Wood (Clewara Hedwi) @lwood999.northsky.social · 01/05/2025
Made fried rice with arroz rojo and added chard. Mmm multicultural lunch.
A bowl of mixed Mexican red rice, chicken, and vegetables in a bowl on a wooden table.
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Lorrie Wood (Clewara Hedwi) @lwood999.northsky.social · 06/04/2025
This year’s emotional support potatoes, already in progress. One bag of ol’reliable Yukon Gold, two of slightly-less-colonized Makah Ozette heirloom fingerling!
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Lorrie Wood (Clewara Hedwi) @lwood999.northsky.social · 19/03/2025
Mist, Best Cat, is staging a peaceful yet disruptive protest. I’m gonna give her a minute before reluctantly dislodging her and succumbing to the Tyranny of Pants.
A grey cat, more than half asleep, is in a curl/loaf pose atop a black pair of pants folded neatly on a blue and white quilt.
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Lorrie Wood (Clewara Hedwi) @lwood999.northsky.social · 27/02/2025
This news has also broken a bit north of you on Bainbridge Island!
A cluster of vernal violet crocus, shot portrait style with out of focus background.
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Lorrie Wood (Clewara Hedwi) @lwood999.northsky.social · 10/02/2025
A fir, and also a fur—meet the Douglas squirrel, Tamiasciurus douglasii! www.nps.gov/articles/000...
A medium sized squirrel stands on alert on a branch. It has a dark brown back and orange-brown belly. Photo by Frank Lospalluto, nicked from NPS website.
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Lorrie Wood (Clewara Hedwi) @lwood999.northsky.social · 01/02/2025
Stealing away a little warmth and joy so I can warm folks by it later.
An aesthetically arranged plate of greens, tempura shrimp, and noodles.
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Lorrie Wood (Clewara Hedwi) @lwood999.northsky.social · 16/01/2025
Hey, who has four paws and a POSSIBLY functional pancreas? This cat, that’s who! Her bloodwork suggests her diabetes may be in remission! Yay!
A close-up of a grey cat’s face with half-lidded eyes.
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Lorrie Wood (Clewara Hedwi) @lwood999.northsky.social · 15/01/2025
Here’s the end result! I made birria de res y borrego in my Instant Pot and used half the meat and all the leftover pot liquor to cook a pound of yellow eyed beans and a couple pounds of collards!
A pot of beans, greens, and meat burbles in a brick red stew in a cast iron Dutch oven.
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Lorrie Wood (Clewara Hedwi) @lwood999.northsky.social · 07/01/2025
That floor’s giving HUGE Polished Diorite!
An image of polished diorite from the Minecraft wiki. Pale grey stone with grey flecks.
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Lorrie Wood (Clewara Hedwi) @lwood999.northsky.social · 06/01/2025
Most folks in North America are sleeping on pre-made Japanese curry roux, and that’s a damn shame. Dinner tonight is a Japanese take on an English interpretation of Indian cuisine with a French name, made weeknight easy. That’s at LEAST four levels of delicious nested imperialism!
A spoon rests in a half-eaten bowl of Japanese curry rice (カレーライス, karē raisu) made with beef.
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Lorrie Wood (Clewara Hedwi) @lwood999.northsky.social · 01/01/2025
Sir. Sir! You are a CAT. Those are COLLARD GREENS. They’re only barely human food! STAHP! Reader, he did not stahp.
A grey cat chowing down on collard greens while standing on my counter. A grey cat is chowing down on collard greens while standing on my counter. Why? Whyyyyyy!?
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Lorrie Wood (Clewara Hedwi) @lwood999.northsky.social · 26/12/2024
Cranberry sauce is a fun friend in lots of places—like breakfast! Here it is on my oatmeal!
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Lorrie Wood (Clewara Hedwi) @lwood999.northsky.social · 12/12/2024
Not a bad first few stitches! Here’s me teaching myself double crochet. Good learning experience but the fabric is too floppy for a placemat. 😂
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Lorrie Wood (Clewara Hedwi) @lwood999.northsky.social · 04/12/2024
I am back on my bullshit. 🤣 I’m looking for Vivillion postcards for every region that’s not High Plains, and I am happy to be invited in for remote raids. #PokemonGO
A card from Pokémon GO that says the sharer has achieved level 42.
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Lorrie Wood (Clewara Hedwi) @lwood999.northsky.social · 29/11/2024
There we go! Things I am grateful to eat! Roast pork with cranberry sauce, sheet tray roast of Brussels sprouts, shallots, and squash, then mashed taters.
The food listed in the post are arranged on a small dark blue plate resting on a black glass stovetop.
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Lorrie Wood (Clewara Hedwi) @lwood999.northsky.social · 26/11/2024
Gotta cross the streams for one of the answers today— Strands #268 “Open-and-shut case” 🔵🔵🔵🟡 🔵🔵🔵
The word TOTE, arranged as four letters in a square connected by a horizontal line and two crossed diagonals, which the poster has never seen in previous puzzles.
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Lorrie Wood (Clewara Hedwi) @lwood999.northsky.social · 19/11/2024
On this moody autumn day, please enjoy these artisanal hipster sheep from Bainbridge Island, Washington, steps from my egg pushers.
Four sheep, one in the front and three behind, regard the camera through a wire fence. The grass has largely browned over and the lighting is the sourceless and shadowless of an overcast sky.
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Lorrie Wood (Clewara Hedwi) @lwood999.northsky.social · 13/11/2024
Don’t have to be Christian to have read the Bible and have an opinion about its more noxious fans.
A meme that says: Pretty fucking done being lectured about morals by people who denounce Judas for taking 30 pieces of silver but were willing to forsake every last one of Jesus’ teachings about how to treat others in exchange for the promise of cheaper eggs.
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