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SUSIE!

@lv5violentviolet.bsky.social
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most normal idgafer in hometown [ written by jo | i: x.com/kalimero_jpg ]

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SUSIE! @lv5violentviolet.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Of course, bro.
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SUSIE! @lv5violentviolet.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Yeah, we're frolicking in the fields of friendship, SO WHAT!!!
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SUSIE! @lv5violentviolet.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
[ Hand on their shoulder. ] I know so.
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SUSIE! @lv5violentviolet.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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SUSIE! @lv5violentviolet.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
gggRRRAAHHHHH
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SUSIE! @lv5violentviolet.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I mean okay dude
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SUSIE! @lv5violentviolet.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
// work for me now… so sad
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SUSIE! @lv5violentviolet.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
YEEEEAHHHHH!!!!
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SUSIE! @lv5violentviolet.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
G,irls,?
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Lancer. @bouncyspade.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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SUSIE! @lv5violentviolet.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
So like how did you get here. From the future.
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SUSIE! @lv5violentviolet.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
WHAT!!!
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SUSIE! @lv5violentviolet.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
You live together???
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SUSIE! @lv5violentviolet.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
You want me to what
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SUSIE! @lv5violentviolet.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
It’s always happening
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SUSIE! @lv5violentviolet.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Dude I love how Kris just tells me anything and everything. Open book Kris. That's my best friend right there.
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SUSIE! @lv5violentviolet.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Yeah dude Kris is krissing all over school
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SUSIE! @lv5violentviolet.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I miss the pavement pickle
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SUSIE! @lv5violentviolet.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
[ The loudest snore you’ve ever heard— ]
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SUSIE! @lv5violentviolet.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
. I have no money to buy Kris medicine
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SUSIE! @lv5violentviolet.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
4321 [ Leaping right at them. ]
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SUSIE! @lv5violentviolet.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Let's TP the mayor's office until the AC is fixed
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SUSIE! @lv5violentviolet.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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SUSIE! @lv5violentviolet.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Well, yeah. The AC was broken. Still is.
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kris. @cageparts.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
oh yeah uh i have a fever ( cough ) you know it would uh ( cough ) help a lot if you ( cough ) tried to kn-knock the illness out of m-me. if you want to i won't force you just ( cough cough HACK ) sometimes you can scare illness away you know it's how human illness works
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SUSIE! @lv5violentviolet.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Alright smartass get ready to run
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SUSIE! @lv5violentviolet.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
None of those words are in Lord of the Hammer
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SUSIE! @lv5violentviolet.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
// i hope you guys like my susie for the laughs and the joy and whimsy
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SUSIE! @lv5violentviolet.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
But the economy
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SUSIE! @lv5violentviolet.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Oh so that's why it was so crunchy
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SUSIE! @lv5violentviolet.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Kris hey Kris every time I walk away from the pickle spot and come back there's a new pickle it's awesome
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SUSIE! @lv5violentviolet.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Oh, I get it. The school didn't have AC and you're always wearin' that sweater...
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SUSIE! @lv5violentviolet.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
There's a new pickle in the pavement
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SUSIE! @lv5violentviolet.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
When I slammed Kris into a locker I remember their face was really red. I feel kinda bad, they must've had a fever that day. Fuuuck we were in the Dark World and they were sick the whole time... they never said anything...
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kris. @cageparts.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
confession: i liked when susie slammed me into the locker
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SUSIE! @lv5violentviolet.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
// rping susie actually brings me genuine joy
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SUSIE! @lv5violentviolet.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Don't go non-verbal on me now
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SUSIE! @lv5violentviolet.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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SUSIE! @lv5violentviolet.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
can I like chase you around the Backrooms
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SUSIE! @lv5violentviolet.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Nah I'm built different
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SUSIE! @lv5violentviolet.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I hope our Still Lifes are best friends too
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SUSIE! @lv5violentviolet.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Oh yes
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SUSIE! @lv5violentviolet.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I'm gettin' into the fuckin' backrooms one day just you wait
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SUSIE! @lv5violentviolet.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Ralsei please say yes please please never mind Bacteria Buddy is coming anyways
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SUSIE! @lv5violentviolet.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
// i just really love that susie sprite
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SUSIE! @lv5violentviolet.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
That's my friend. Bacteria Buddy.
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SUSIE! @lv5violentviolet.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Me and my stomach are best friends, jokes on you.
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SUSIE! @lv5violentviolet.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
// it's like the cheese touch from diary of a wimpy kid. pavement pickle
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SUSIE! @lv5violentviolet.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
My what
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SUSIE! @lv5violentviolet.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
already ate it
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