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✋🏻 Just Jack 🤚🏻

@luxurytrash.bsky.social
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The world’s gayest Steely Dan fan

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✋🏻 Just Jack 🤚🏻 @luxurytrash.bsky.social · 5h
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✋🏻 Just Jack 🤚🏻 @luxurytrash.bsky.social · 7h
Bath time
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✋🏻 Just Jack 🤚🏻 @luxurytrash.bsky.social · 21h
Been a wonderful 4 days!
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✋🏻 Just Jack 🤚🏻 @luxurytrash.bsky.social · 21h
I got this cute fanny pack made out of an old islanders jersey to match my old islanders jersey
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✋🏻 Just Jack 🤚🏻 @luxurytrash.bsky.social · 22h
This Mitchell guy on the Brewers is an absolute smokeshow 🫦
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✋🏻 Just Jack 🤚🏻 @luxurytrash.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Went with Next To Normal OBCR
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✋🏻 Just Jack 🤚🏻 @luxurytrash.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Gonna be alone in the office all morning so which cast album should I pump on the speakers hmmmm
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✋🏻 Just Jack 🤚🏻 @luxurytrash.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
They literally live together. Yes, they’re very close!
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✋🏻 Just Jack 🤚🏻 @luxurytrash.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
My corner sports bar is closing at the end of November so I’m gonna need a new watering hole
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✋🏻 Just Jack 🤚🏻 @luxurytrash.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The San Jose Sharks forced their teenaged star players into doing a team baking competition with a bunch of rich people that won an auction and they aired an entire 20-minute segment on the event on ESPN’s main station. Hilarious results.
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✋🏻 Just Jack 🤚🏻 @luxurytrash.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Hakeem Jeffries:
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✋🏻 Just Jack 🤚🏻 @luxurytrash.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
My little man looks so grumpy 😂
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✋🏻 Just Jack 🤚🏻 @luxurytrash.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Need Rihanna to start tweeting again
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✋🏻 Just Jack 🤚🏻 @luxurytrash.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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✋🏻 Just Jack 🤚🏻 @luxurytrash.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Commentator waxing poetic about Henderson’s “pitcher butt with his thick legs” and I can’t help but agree. I don’t know what point he was making but I do enjoy this man’s butt.
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✋🏻 Just Jack 🤚🏻 @luxurytrash.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I became a lifelong diehard Brewers fan approximately 24 hours ago and so far it’s been fun!
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✋🏻 Just Jack 🤚🏻 @luxurytrash.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I’m just laying on my side while watching TV and he creeps up from behind and plops down right on my booty
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✋🏻 Just Jack 🤚🏻 @luxurytrash.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I agree that he gives mean drag queen energy but I vehemently disagree he is a “villain”
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✋🏻 Just Jack 🤚🏻 @luxurytrash.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Here’s the Borg Queen x Alien Superstar fancam I made like four years ago lol
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✋🏻 Just Jack 🤚🏻 @luxurytrash.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
who the fuck thinks different?!!!?! SHE LIVED SHE SERVED CUNT HER CONSCIOUSNESS WAS TRANSFERRED INTO A NEW BODY AND IT STARTED OVER!
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✋🏻 Just Jack 🤚🏻 @luxurytrash.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Faye Dunaway in Bonnie & Clyde
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✋🏻 Just Jack 🤚🏻 @luxurytrash.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Run Loudly, Run Shallow
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✋🏻 Just Jack 🤚🏻 @luxurytrash.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Apocalypse Tomorrow
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✋🏻 Just Jack 🤚🏻 @luxurytrash.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The Mediocre Escape
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✋🏻 Just Jack 🤚🏻 @luxurytrash.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I hate that I understood this
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✋🏻 Just Jack 🤚🏻 @luxurytrash.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Steve Harvey's Wide-Eyed Reaction
ALT: Steve Harvey's Wide-Eyed Reaction
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✋🏻 Just Jack 🤚🏻 @luxurytrash.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The cat decided the best spot to rest his tired bones is on my butt. I suppose it’s a nice pillow!
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✋🏻 Just Jack 🤚🏻 @luxurytrash.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Virgil sends a cuddle
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✋🏻 Just Jack 🤚🏻 @luxurytrash.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
There is something so deeply impressive to me when a drummer of a band is also doing the lead vocals
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✋🏻 Just Jack 🤚🏻 @luxurytrash.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
As an outsider that still pays attention to sports, yeah, this is kinda what the last few months have been for the major Philly sports teams lmao
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✋🏻 Just Jack 🤚🏻 @luxurytrash.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I just know Tyra Banks watched this film and felt a deep kinship with his character
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✋🏻 Just Jack 🤚🏻 @luxurytrash.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Reading Gig Young’s Wikipedia page like
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Joey Tribbiani's Wide-Eyed Realization
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✋🏻 Just Jack 🤚🏻 @luxurytrash.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Rainy Sunday afternoon indoors
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✋🏻 Just Jack 🤚🏻 @luxurytrash.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Happy birthday Hallie & Annie!
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✋🏻 Just Jack 🤚🏻 @luxurytrash.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Took some pretty pictures of the fall foliage upstate yesterday
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✋🏻 Just Jack 🤚🏻 @luxurytrash.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
My baby wanted to hold hands but I didn’t want to move so we compromised
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✋🏻 Just Jack 🤚🏻 @luxurytrash.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
One thing about baby me: I was gonna dramatically cry for no reason whatsoever
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✋🏻 Just Jack 🤚🏻 @luxurytrash.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I got drunk at the game and bought the Islanders gay hat
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✋🏻 Just Jack 🤚🏻 @luxurytrash.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I got a Halloween costume but I still don’t have actual plans for Halloween. What’s the move?
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✋🏻 Just Jack 🤚🏻 @luxurytrash.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Cat already meowing at the bedroom door and I haven’t even turned the lights off yet. It’s gonna be a long night.
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✋🏻 Just Jack 🤚🏻 @luxurytrash.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Jail
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✋🏻 Just Jack 🤚🏻 @luxurytrash.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
55° and sunny on my commute to work today
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✋🏻 Just Jack 🤚🏻 @luxurytrash.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Same
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✋🏻 Just Jack 🤚🏻 @luxurytrash.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They laughed it off but like… she was right
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✋🏻 Just Jack 🤚🏻 @luxurytrash.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Astounding how unlistenable Las Culturistas has become in the last year or so. What happened?
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✋🏻 Just Jack 🤚🏻 @luxurytrash.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Something deeply funny about MSG doing a whole “thank you NYPD” tribute video and then playing “Killing In the Name” just a few minutes later
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✋🏻 Just Jack 🤚🏻 @luxurytrash.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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✋🏻 Just Jack 🤚🏻 @luxurytrash.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Endorsed Bruce Blakeman for governor
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✋🏻 Just Jack 🤚🏻 @luxurytrash.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If the hometown remix jersey leak is true im buying that one this season. Just gotta decide which player is the right fit for it
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✋🏻 Just Jack 🤚🏻 @luxurytrash.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Evergreen
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