JW @luxurycorndog.bsky.social · 07/08/2026kinda devastating that we don’t have sniffies message boards to see market days steamworks drama anymore 🥲 080
JW @luxurycorndog.bsky.social · 03/06/2026all the straight people getting off the cta pride train at addison is kinda beautiful like yayy the evil is defeated 020
JW @luxurycorndog.bsky.social · 09/05/2026my parents couldn’t tell if the other talking about mare of easttown or mayor of kingstown for a good couple minutes just now in case you were wondering if the rhode island accent was real 030
JW @luxurycorndog.bsky.social · 05/04/2026no one in recorded history has ever needed a mcgriddle more than me rn 050
JW @luxurycorndog.bsky.social · 29/03/2026whoever in chicago that also uses my favorite milk chocolate bars for baking and keeps buying all of them you WILL be dealt with 🤨 150
JW @luxurycorndog.bsky.social · 02/03/2026been getting back on my fitness regimen the past 2 months and very proud of my progress so far 😙 3542
JW @luxurycorndog.bsky.social · 02/02/2026started a valentine’s day color beanie and very quickly realized it looks like bacon but kept going anyways 🙂↕️🥓 2270
JW @luxurycorndog.bsky.social · 12/01/2026someone in my music league submitted adore you this week and tbh bangerz is truly her magnum opus 3150
JW @luxurycorndog.bsky.social · 25/12/2025christmas cookies 2025, i think my biggest spread ever?? 1160
JW @luxurycorndog.bsky.social · 21/12/2025exerting radical levels of free will by making myself a hat cause i wanted a new hat 0290
JW @luxurycorndog.bsky.social · 13/12/2025do i go see ella mccay at 10:30am tomorrow or do something productive with my life instead? 🤔 340
JW @luxurycorndog.bsky.social · 08/12/2025what if we kissed in the if i had legs i’d kick you (2025) nook at macguffins bar? 👉👈 080
JW @luxurycorndog.bsky.social · 02/12/2025someone pls help me achieve the perfect balance of sincerity and letting you know i’m a stupid idiot on my dating profiles 050
JW @luxurycorndog.bsky.social · 26/11/2025had a threesome instead of making my pie crust last night and am paying the price today 0180
JW @luxurycorndog.bsky.social · 23/11/2025sundays are for being poor at the broadway antique market 🙂↕️ 0350
JW @luxurycorndog.bsky.social · 07/11/2025so i literally fell down this man’s staircase as i was leaving but managed to make a bigger impression than that 😇 0200
JW @luxurycorndog.bsky.social · 27/10/2025y’all mind if i have a crash out of biblical proportions over a boy real quick?? 🫠 1210
JW @luxurycorndog.bsky.social · 27/10/2025took a 6.5 mile walk today to nurse my hangover and flag football injuries (it did not help either! ☺️) 322311
