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Luxie

@luxiethefool.bsky.social
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your friendly neighborhood blue haired communist chicago twink--now in berlin--now back in chicago!

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Alpha Alexander @alphaalexander.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Being a dom during Locktober:
“Yuu buys a cookie” meme. Top panel has the label “subs” above Yuu. Second panel has “unprompted cage check” where the money is placed. Third panel has the quote “one “good boy” please!”
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Luxie @luxiethefool.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
why is everyone so uninquisitive? have you never had a conversation? ask your friends questions, damn
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Luxie @luxiethefool.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
night asthma sounds so fake the sun goes down and i start having trouble breathing??
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Luxie @luxiethefool.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
bruh social anxiety is so stupit why do i always cringe the whole way home after spending time with friends
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Luxie @luxiethefool.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i have made a grave error i started planning a craft project, gathering all the materials and taking measurements so now all the materials are out and will continue to be out until i actually do the project
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Luxie @luxiethefool.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
toughest recovery day that ive had for months, i havent been able to do anything today
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Luxie @luxiethefool.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
i astounded all my friends by folding 46 paper cranes in the span of 3 hours
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Luxie @luxiethefool.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
having a bit of a rough day but getting my desk set up once again
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Luxie @luxiethefool.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
movers came to deliver all the rest of my stuff from storage today. i un-set-up all my computer stuff with the intention of re-doing it asap, but now i have all this furniture to figure out 😵‍💫
a round kitten held in someone's lap. the kitten is looking sideways toward the camera with a very grumpy expression. text is imposed over the center, reading "off my puter".
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Luxie @luxiethefool.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
dont forget to look at the moon tonight, she is gorgeous while rising atm
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Luxie @luxiethefool.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
im still damp from my shower, dont talk to me
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Luxie @luxiethefool.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
not enough people tell me im good at making out
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Luxie @luxiethefool.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
but what am i supposed to do about all my character playlists now
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Luxie @luxiethefool.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
you just have to understand that the heels (and the alcohol) made me feel so much sexier in this fit than i otherwise would have, and not enough people acknowledge how hot i looked tonight
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Luxie @luxiethefool.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
the thing about being friends with me is that you will know the phase of the moon
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Luxie @luxiethefool.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
oh my, i havent worn heels in a year, wish me luck
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Luxie @luxiethefool.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
help how do i quickly summarize my communist beliefs in a professional way for an application to work for a non-profit
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Luxie @luxiethefool.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
my friend, a child of aphrodite, whose life is full of unbidden fanfiction tropes, when drunk of their third date with someone new and that person leans in for a kiss
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Luxie @luxiethefool.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
not the punisher sticker right next to the us army recruiter sticker on your car
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Luxie @luxiethefool.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
forever entranced by the waxing moon rising in the middle of the afternoon
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Luxie @luxiethefool.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
i hate having a high tolerance it takes so much for me to feel drunk
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Luxie @luxiethefool.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
i just want to feel dry again omfg will the humidity never end
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Luxie @luxiethefool.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
all my homies hate the air and water show
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Luxie @luxiethefool.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
i want to make impatient drivers so apoplectic they crash their car
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Luxie @luxiethefool.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
i fold paper cranes out of scrap paper as a stim, i make a thousand every year or two, so they just end up everywhere bc like theres only so many art pieces i can make from paper cranes
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Luxie @luxiethefool.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
let the hubris take me
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Luxie @luxiethefool.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
living with other people will have you asking yourself questions like how much toilet paper does your friend use like thats an abnormal amount of toilet paper right why are there so many empty toilet paper rolls where did it all go
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Luxie @luxiethefool.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
i just dont understand how someone can be both hypervigilant and the most unobservant person ive ever known
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Luxie @luxiethefool.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
i dont want your emotional tone and performative sympathy omfg i want you to be angry with me
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Luxie @luxiethefool.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
i want to fight something with my teeth i am so enraged
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Luxie @luxiethefool.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
maybe if you ever looked up from your phone youd be able to navigate home from a coffee shop one block away without a maps app
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Luxie @luxiethefool.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
pretty weird moving back to where all my exes live
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Luxie @luxiethefool.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
ah yes, back home in the gay comnunity, which is radically different from the queer community
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Luxie @luxiethefool.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
my brain went completely blank at airport security when they asked me what was in my bag, as though they did not have the x-ray scan of my bag up in front of them
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Luxie @luxiethefool.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
oh to be an unclaimed luggage bag going round and round the baggage claim carousel
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Luxie @luxiethefool.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
i am the only person in this airport with a face mask
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Luxie @luxiethefool.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
next theyre going to make me do a credit check to book a hotel room
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Luxie @luxiethefool.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
why do things have to take up physical space
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Luxie @luxiethefool.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
still packing for my move tomorrow
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Luxie @luxiethefool.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
my sweet baby (in-progress crochet blanket) who has done nothing wrong ever (required literally hundreds of hours of work) has been caged (stuffed into a box to ship overseas to my new address)
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Luxie @luxiethefool.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
i found somebody who feels like home in a way ive never felt before and of course as soon as that happens i am cursed never to get to see them again
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Luxie @luxiethefool.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
is my most crazy leftist thought that hawaii should be a sovereign nation?
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Luxie @luxiethefool.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
i have a mysterious bald spot on the back of my head that simply Won't go away 😭
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Luxie @luxiethefool.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
plx excuse me fawning over the animation in evangelion again
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Luxie @luxiethefool.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
how have the apartments gotten smaller but also more expensive
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Luxie @luxiethefool.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
i think my friends who live several timezones away should wake up even earlier on the weekends actually
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Luxie @luxiethefool.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
im thinking too deeply about idle game optimization
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Luxie @luxiethefool.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
been really struggling for like two weeks at this point ✌️
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Luxie @luxiethefool.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
almost every summer i end up setting my home and lock screen images to these umbrellas at an art fair from a decade ago
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Luxie @luxiethefool.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
let glados say fuck
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