Luxie Lumie @luxiebae.bsky.social · 09/10/2025@bliskdaleopon.bsky.social "did you move my glasses, or did you accidentally lay on them" Me: "They're on your face, dear" Blisk: *long nasal exhale, slow removal of glasses that were on her face* 014
Luxie Lumie @luxiebae.bsky.social · 21/03/2025Yes, this is the correct way to say it. No, you shouldn't question this advice. Absolutely, you should take every opportunity to say it this way if you visit one in the state of Texas. 020
Luxie Lumie @luxiebae.bsky.social · 22/07/2024@bliskdaleopon.bsky.social is a complicated creature Them: "I want to make caramel" Me: "No making candy tonight. It rarely turns out well for you" Them: *proceeds to ignore the statement, goes and starts the process* Also them: *standing over a smoking pot of burburnt sugar* Me: :| 010
Luxie Lumie @luxiebae.bsky.social · 15/06/2024Things I've discovered @bliskdaleopon.bsky.social squirreled away on my side of the bed: Week 1 Bagel wrapper Two boxes of incense sticks Large dildo 110
Luxie Lumie @luxiebae.bsky.social · 31/01/2024Any time someone calls me "daddy" I always feel flustered and embarrassed that I like it so much. These are daddy issues. I'm supposed to be experiencing the problem, not providing the solution! 020
Luxie Lumie @luxiebae.bsky.social · 23/01/2024Oh look, it's me 💙 Why yes, I DO glow in the dark All credit for the creation of this piece goes to @quillu.bsky.social who has the skill of a master, and the patience of a saint. ❤️❤️❤️ Thank you for bringing me to life darling! 130
Luxie Lumie @luxiebae.bsky.social · 20/11/2023"The dildo of misfortune rarely arrives lubricated" -Unknown 030
