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Huge Joe Weaving

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Huge Joe Weaving @luxasm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Did Tim Robinson write this I'm howling
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Huge Joe Weaving @luxasm.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Aw no, the new Charmera my kids got me does this when I charge it. Wanna guess what's under the screen? 😅
A g6 thumb charm camera. The screen is slightly lifted up, showing the ribbon cable.
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Huge Joe Weaving @luxasm.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
It is the year of Linux on laptop
The install screen of Ubuntu OS
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Huge Joe Weaving @luxasm.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
TIL the showrunner is Katie Dippold who went as the Babdook to her friend's house when it was more of a grown ups drinking wine vibe.
The famous tweet by Katie Dippold dressed as the Babadook (white face makeup with black lipstick, black top hat and cloak) sitting at a table surrounded by people who aren't in costume.
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Huge Joe Weaving @luxasm.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
GWM Ora. Funky little whip
A 2023 GWM Ora in a blue-green colour
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Huge Joe Weaving @luxasm.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Man my algo rules
A YouTube video called "How to oil your gts-6030 hair clipper for daily maintenance" uploaded by user 'soliloquy from Hokkaido.'
It was uploaded 2 days ago and has 16 views.
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Huge Joe Weaving @luxasm.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I'm thinking of getting an N64 for my gf's birthday. They're pretty affordable despite the retro revival but some of the listings are fkn hilarious.
An eBay listing for a gold, limited edition, new in box Nintendo 64 game console with controllers.
The seller wants $142,938.82 for this thing and $553.16 for postage.
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Huge Joe Weaving @luxasm.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
God help me let's move an NBN box
A 20m coax cable
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Huge Joe Weaving @luxasm.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Generated Star Trek TNG title that says "everyone gets space sick again to save budget."
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Huge Joe Weaving @luxasm.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
After moving 20 metres in one hour, I grabbed an available carpark, went downstairs and booked an uber. Everyone was shockingly chill about it, which is cool. Beer was mandatory.
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Huge Joe Weaving @luxasm.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Went to Westfield Carindale to buy shoes and a silly little camera bag tag. Got stuck in the rooftop carpark for an hour
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Huge Joe Weaving @luxasm.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
My 6yo is gonna lose it 😁
A card game called "Go Bum," which is Go Fish but with bottoms
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Huge Joe Weaving @luxasm.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Hell yeah it's time for "Movie I love but haven't watched in years."
A television playing the title card for the movie vampire hunter D: bloodlust.
It's all cool biomechanical chrome with skulls and mediaeval looking vampire art.
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Huge Joe Weaving @luxasm.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Was gonna post a photo of the fucking massive spider I just caught and released but I don't want to upset anyone, so I'll just show the container I needed to catch that beautiful monster
A hand holding a round plastic takeaway container
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Huge Joe Weaving @luxasm.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Dunno if SH's premise lends itself neatly to this genre of video, but I'd simply ignore my daughter's requests to visit the town where I found her as a baby by the side of the road, and/or go to therapy after my bitch wife dies from asthma
A YouTube thumbnail that reads 'Could you survive Silent Hill in real life'
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Huge Joe Weaving @luxasm.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I don't normally screenshot and share people's bumble profiles but omg dude 🤭
A screenshot of a Bumble prompt saying:
I'll know we vibe on a date if your intellectual
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Huge Joe Weaving @luxasm.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Person I'm seeing: what are you doing tonight? Me: dressing up expedition 33 as a psychedelic rock band
The first three party members of the videogame claim obscur expedition 33. They're a woman with long dark hair called lune, a bearded man with curly hair called Gustave and a red-headed teenage girl called Maelle. They all wear formal looking, white satin outfits with red sashes
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Huge Joe Weaving @luxasm.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
WIP on the Hand of Nagash. So nice to be back on the tools
A giant skeletal hand reaching out of a ring of pink and purple energy
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Huge Joe Weaving @luxasm.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Rather than waiting for boxing day I ran out and got the good ass toasted sandwich maker I've wanted for yonks.
Breville 4 slice toasted sandwich maker sitting on a kitchen bench
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Huge Joe Weaving @luxasm.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
My GWM Ora is one of these. Rubbish boot space, but god she zippy
A 2023 GWM Ora in blue-green
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Huge Joe Weaving @luxasm.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Ah shit it's been a while but I will finish this bad boy at some point
An in progress shot of a wargaming mini. The vampire Count Duvall standing on the ripped off neck stump of a mega gargant giant
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Huge Joe Weaving @luxasm.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Playing final fantasy vii remake. I just encountered the character Chadley and burst out laughing.
A screenshot of the game Final Fantasy VII remake. The character Chadley is a bishy looking youth with grey hair and a monocle wearing what looks like a school uniform. Text identifies him as Chadley
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Huge Joe Weaving @luxasm.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Found one of these while op-shopping today. I'm very pleased
One of those bamboo/cane bowls your Nana had when you were a kid. Iconic
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Huge Joe Weaving @luxasm.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Thanks Garmin. Lemme run that by the kids
A notification from the Garmin connect app that reads "sleep coach. 9 hours recommended. You could use a lot more sleep lately."
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Huge Joe Weaving @luxasm.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Bluesky is censoring me
A screenshot of me trying to reply "The Shig Bort" and blue sky saying there's an internal server error
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Huge Joe Weaving @luxasm.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Totally would watch Tony Shalhoub talking about cool, food but can YouTube please stop showing me this particular image???
A Youtube Short thumbnail. It is a portrait image close up of actor Tony Shalhoub eating pasta in a way that is very unflattering. the text reads "Tony Shalhoub finds a $2.25 NYC dish worth an enormous tip."
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Huge Joe Weaving @luxasm.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Making myself a breakfast bagel for fun
A man's hand holding a poppyseed bagel filled with eggs and bacon. The bagel is wrapped in a brown paper bag
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Huge Joe Weaving @luxasm.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Mainly shared the video because is so funny and jesus wept this has happened to me. A kindly relative notices a clothing brand you liked years ago had a sloth mascot. They assume you love sloths and you wonder why every present they get you has sloths all over it 😆
Youtube comment on the above video that reads "I'm a teacher and a student bought me a Dracula funko because I love Drac and during the zoom teaching era a student saw Drac and bought me Frankenstein and it snowballed and now I have like a dozen funkos and I never bought any of them and I find them a bit creepy but I can't get rid of them bc they're from my kids I'm in a prison of my students' making and my jailers all have big black eyes."
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Huge Joe Weaving @luxasm.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Went to the store today and they had you!
Photo of a black bird at a nature centre. Next to the bird is text that says "Spangled drongo"
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Huge Joe Weaving @luxasm.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
An anime man with blond hair and a red jacket smokes a cigarette (he might be from old Gundam). He stares at the camera sternly. 
The text reads "It's nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and five beers and a head injury and jerking off and killing myself can't fix."
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Huge Joe Weaving @luxasm.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Being very strong and not getting this garmin watch which is also a dive computer and looks sick
Garmin Fenix 8 smart watch
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Huge Joe Weaving @luxasm.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
2am: going back for more white monster (Last hour back to Brisbane)
A man with short curly black, a moustache and sunglasses wearing a white singlet, blue jeans and an open linen button up shirt. He walks out of a service station holding a can of white monster energy drink
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Huge Joe Weaving @luxasm.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Morning from K'Gari
A man wearing glasses with curly black hair and a dirty mo. He smiles at the camera and holds a Sony FX3 with an external monitor. Behind him is the water of heavy bay and a sunrise
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Huge Joe Weaving @luxasm.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Ladies I know it's tough being on dating apps, but don't worry! Us fellas also come across some real goddamn specimens
Screenshot of a dating profile which reads:
My bio
Back on Canada after living in Australia for a year. Looking for a man with no kids who is conservative with a good sense of humour. Likes techno, is independent and doesn't love with his mother. I like to travel, I am easy going, funny and love the ocean. "My humble brag is: I can do a mean Vietnamese accent and hold it for as long as necessary"

For clarity, this person is whiteMy ultimate free flag is
Your European.

YourI'm a real nerd about harry potter
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Huge Joe Weaving @luxasm.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Hiiiisssssssssssssssss
Closeup on some fucked up AI man who looks like a microwaved DreamWorks character Closeup of an AI woman who looks like a Disney princess with a brain injury
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Huge Joe Weaving @luxasm.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Best of all, comes with a little usb-c to big usb and it sorta clips in 😁
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Huge Joe Weaving @luxasm.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Big SSDs are so tiny now it's a little concerning. Look at this thing!
A SanDisk SSD being held in a man's hand
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Huge Joe Weaving @luxasm.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Important work going on here
A kitchen sink full of water. The water contains an underwater camera and a mermaid barbie
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Huge Joe Weaving @luxasm.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Hell yeah, I've wanted to do underwater photography for years 😁
An Olympus TG-7 camera mounted into an underwater housing
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Huge Joe Weaving @luxasm.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Don't mind me fellas, just greasing up my ring (so tempted to spoiler the image but won't)
An underwater camera housing and an instruction booklet explaining how to apply silicone grease to the housing's o-ring
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Huge Joe Weaving @luxasm.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Did a ghost tour of Toowong cemetery tonight. 10/10, do recommend. Just the right mix of camp horror and well researched history. Also there was still lightning from the thunderstorm so mwah 👌 So atmospheric
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Huge Joe Weaving @luxasm.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Flashlights have firmware now...
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Huge Joe Weaving @luxasm.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Some reef vision from the trip Song is 'Reef' by Euan Ellis
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Huge Joe Weaving @luxasm.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Catholics 🤝 Me Liking skeletons that look like dark souls baddies
The cover of the book "heavenly bodies: cult treasures & spectacular saints from the catacombs" by Paul Koudounaris.
It shows a bejeweled, ornamented skeleton
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Huge Joe Weaving @luxasm.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
That sure was boat
A man smiling at the camera while people disembark a boat behind him
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Huge Joe Weaving @luxasm.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Boht
Closeup of me on a boat on the great barrier reef during sunset
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Huge Joe Weaving @luxasm.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
*me after this is said to me at the playground
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Huge Joe Weaving @luxasm.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Whilst I'm ideologically opposed to Mega Yachts, phwoaaarrr
The Mega Yachts Liva docked at the Cairns port
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Huge Joe Weaving @luxasm.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Omg I forgot how early the laughing scene is
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Huge Joe Weaving @luxasm.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Btw I make resin stuff for art shows sometimes
A diorama of a green boat on blue resin water in a square frame. There's two people in the boat. 
There's a card showing the art name, "the owl and the pussycat" by Lucas Miller under the insta handle @minipaintie. It is for sale for $300Close up of the owl and the pussycat in the boat. The owl stands and plays guitar while the pussycat sits with a bottle of yellow wineAdditional angle of the owl, pussycat and boat
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