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Michael

@lusotart.bsky.social
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Pretentious aging hipster 🇵🇹🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️♎️ www.instagram.com/lusotart

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Michael @lusotart.bsky.social · 19h
Yorkshires to take to lunch
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Michael @lusotart.bsky.social · 21h
Cake is finished. Rainbow sprinkles everywhere. Taking this to lunch later.
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Michael @lusotart.bsky.social · 23h
Morning all 48 🎈never looked so good. Full head of hair and still no Botox 😂
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Michael @lusotart.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Why the fuck are fireworks going off? FFS
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Michael @lusotart.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
In chronological order but bloody difficult to just narrow it down to 9. Some faces of all time, some are how my taste progressed.
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Michael @lusotart.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m also roasting now that I’ve got in 🥵
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Michael @lusotart.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My feet are killing me after two days walking around. How have I walked 21 km in two days?
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Michael @lusotart.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Also had had hummingbird cupcake today 👌🏼
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Michael @lusotart.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Met with a mate in central today. On the way home Piccadilly Circus had come to a sta still due to a protest for Palestine
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Michael @lusotart.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This hoodie practically hi-viz 👀
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Michael @lusotart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
END. ZX8000 launched yesterday, managed to get a pair of these Ltd ed. Not even an Adidas box. 👀
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Michael @lusotart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Michael @lusotart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Good lighting
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Michael @lusotart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Work is everywhere even on my day off
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Michael @lusotart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There needs to be more pain Suisse in London
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Michael @lusotart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh hai 👋🏼
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Michael @lusotart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m exhausted. Photographer came round, went for a flu jab and a haircut. Why am I so tired, barely done anything.
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Grumpy Bear from Care Bears Yawning
ALT: Grumpy Bear from Care Bears Yawning
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Michael @lusotart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The manager of the PRET near work gave me these two today. They’re free coffee vouchers. Do you think he wants me to bum him?
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Michael @lusotart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Where’s the lie?
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Michael @lusotart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
😍😍😍👟👟#Adidas
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Michael @lusotart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Spongebob Squarepants: Patrick Star's Zen Meditation
ALT: Spongebob Squarepants: Patrick Star's Zen Meditation
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Michael @lusotart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Where’s the lie?
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Michael @lusotart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Morning October is here. This is Rob he’s not on Bsky but he’s on IG. He is 👌🏼😍 (also my bday on Sunday)
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Michael @lusotart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🐇🐇🐇
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Michael @lusotart.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Everything is pissing me off today
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Girl's Intense Scream at Doctor's Office
ALT: Girl's Intense Scream at Doctor's Office
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Michael @lusotart.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My local M&S didn’t have any white flesh nectarines in.
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Sad Pouting Baby
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Michael @lusotart.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Would like to thank Colin for his service for September 😘
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Michael @lusotart.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Toni Braxton - Un-Break My Heart - Soul Hex Anthem Vocal Remix
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Michael @lusotart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Night poofs 😘
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Michael @lusotart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bachelorette by Björk segued into Bedtime Story by M 👌🏼 My Spotify knows the vibe this evening
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Michael @lusotart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
TFL doing their job this morning 👀
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Michael @lusotart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just woke up from a dream where I had to save my mum and my cousin from a radioactive hospital where Darth Vader was holding them captive. Back to sleep…
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Michael @lusotart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Night poofs 😘
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Michael @lusotart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Someone slnemewhere is learning the flute and it’s rather annoying 😂
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Michael @lusotart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Manager putting in three meetings in the calendar for one day?
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Michael @lusotart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So sick of seeing this around London. We don’t even have a Trader Joe’s over here. Almost as bad as a Goyard tote!
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Gay Erotic Art Collection @animron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The art of Tom of Finland #gay
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Michael @lusotart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Off to bed. Night poofs
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The Simpsons: Ned Flanders' Long Sleep
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Michael @lusotart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Haven’t made these in a while
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Michael @lusotart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m fed up. Day 3 of this stomach thing. Need to pop out for more pills and Pepto bismol. It’s all glamour here!
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Michael @lusotart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We glitchin?
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The Matrix Reloaded: Agent Johnson Transformation
ALT: The Matrix Reloaded: Agent Johnson Transformation
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Michael @lusotart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It’s been a good year for the collection and for the ZX lovers! 👌🏼👟 #Adidas
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Michael @lusotart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Remember when charity shops accepted donations?
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Ryan Gosling Upset
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Michael @lusotart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Overkill in Berlin launching Ltd Ed ZX8000 (on the confirmed app if you want) The German with a table, snacks and a crate of beer 🤣 👌🏼 #Adidas
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Michael @lusotart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Morning 😘
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Michael @lusotart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’ve come to bed early because I’m knackered even though I had a 2 hr after noon nap. Still 🤢 with cramps. Nanight 😘
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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