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Lush Flimbaugh

@lushflimbaugh.bsky.social
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"You, of course, realize the need to make stupid jokes and comments is just a defense mechanism." "Yeah, but it's the BEST one!"

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Lush Flimbaugh @lushflimbaugh.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
He said women at the gym, dressing like whores. He said he just doesn't have another word for it. So, you say something sexist and misogynistic and then, as your save, you claim to have a limited vocabulary. And those were the JOKES.
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Lush Flimbaugh @lushflimbaugh.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Has Putin even said "THANK YOU"?
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Lush Flimbaugh @lushflimbaugh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
While the rest of us will consider anyone who DOES use the new term a complete and utter douche bag.
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Lush Flimbaugh @lushflimbaugh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
America does not belong to people who believe their personal sensibilities give them the right to decide who is and who isn't an American. It's written down so we wouldn't forget that.
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Lush Flimbaugh @lushflimbaugh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The man who has been handed everything and still bitches about how unfair everything is to him is calling someone out for being "a truly unhappy person." The guy who constantly calls into FOX news to blather on endlessly is upset that people are paying attention to him. Am I reading this right?
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Lush Flimbaugh @lushflimbaugh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"We need single payor healthcare like over developed nations!" "Shut up, their healthcare sucks and we don't do things just because other countries do!" "Okay, but we don't want a triumphal arch, that helps no one." "....but OTHER counties have them!"
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Lush Flimbaugh @lushflimbaugh.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Lush Flimbaugh @lushflimbaugh.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This is the story of the little boy who never received a dictionary when he was a child...
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Lush Flimbaugh @lushflimbaugh.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Is it any more disrespectful than, oh, I don't know, ignoring your oath to the Constitution and your duty you to your constituency?
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Lush Flimbaugh @lushflimbaugh.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The trick is, if you never admit what the "mission" actually was, you don't have to explain how, when or why it was accomplished.
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Lush Flimbaugh @lushflimbaugh.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
It's like Captain Ahab calling out other people for animal abuse and cruelty.
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Lush Flimbaugh @lushflimbaugh.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
"Don't let Democrats tell you they are for women..." and, as a rule...don't let Megyn Kelly tell you anything.
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Lush Flimbaugh @lushflimbaugh.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
This is second only to the GOP implying that Trump is capable, McConnell is alive, and that the country is in a better place than it was before all this idiocy took hold.
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Lush Flimbaugh @lushflimbaugh.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I will refer you back to your own earlier comment...
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Lush Flimbaugh @lushflimbaugh.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Did he even say "thank you"?
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Lush Flimbaugh @lushflimbaugh.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I would say it is a grave injustice! He probably shouldn't have been the first...
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Lush Flimbaugh @lushflimbaugh.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Well, he seems to have already worked out how to manufacture a "toilet smart phone."
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Lush Flimbaugh @lushflimbaugh.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I really don't think I need a New York land developer whose fortune was largely given to him or created illegally to lecture me on who "earned" what.
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Lush Flimbaugh @lushflimbaugh.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
So, Trump seems extremely confident this election wasn't tampered with. Funny that.
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Lush Flimbaugh @lushflimbaugh.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
"Thank you for your attention to this matter Now, can anyone tell me what this means? DJT."
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Lush Flimbaugh @lushflimbaugh.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Expecting this to be part of Hallmark's "divisive America greetings" line of cards.
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Lush Flimbaugh @lushflimbaugh.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Do you think the vitriol would be quite so thick if it was from someone who DIDN'T know how to read ratings?
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Lush Flimbaugh @lushflimbaugh.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Yet another great moment in the "What he really meant" era that is the Trump Presidency.
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Lush Flimbaugh @lushflimbaugh.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
It's not YOUR fucking country, dumbass!
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Lush Flimbaugh @lushflimbaugh.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
It's one of those "I spent 2 weeks looking for my keys before I realized I didn't own a car." type scenarios...
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Lush Flimbaugh @lushflimbaugh.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
When people see only "right and left" and are blind to "right and wrong"
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Lush Flimbaugh @lushflimbaugh.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
"And what about that Jesus guy and all of his liberal garbage? Who the hell does he think HE is?"
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Lush Flimbaugh @lushflimbaugh.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
"I like Trump because he uses social media to communicate directly to the people so that the media can't twist what he says." "Like his communicating the fact that he is completely insane?" "Well, what he really meant was..."
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Lush Flimbaugh @lushflimbaugh.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
"I swear, I thought it was a painting of me as a hippy with superpowers!"
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Lush Flimbaugh @lushflimbaugh.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
When pressed for comment Satan only replied that none of his employees were currently working with Trump though Hell was keeping Stephen Miller's resume on file for future consideration.
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Lush Flimbaugh @lushflimbaugh.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
You shouldn't wear the mitre unless you're a crime fighter.
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Lush Flimbaugh @lushflimbaugh.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Because no one ever feels safer as when someone walks into the room with a loaded gun and yells "I'm back!"
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Lush Flimbaugh @lushflimbaugh.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
He doesn't give a damn that it is America's young men he will decimate to satisfy his blood lust. He just wants to kill people.
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Lush Flimbaugh @lushflimbaugh.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
In another example of spending years studying and developing expertise is considered less trustworthy than someone just being on TV.
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Lush Flimbaugh @lushflimbaugh.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I am guessing they get their toupees from the same place...
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Lush Flimbaugh @lushflimbaugh.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Oh, and by the way, the peace negotiations are going GREAT!
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Lush Flimbaugh @lushflimbaugh.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Is that a "conspicuous bravery in the face of a pillow fight" medal I see?
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Lush Flimbaugh @lushflimbaugh.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
I am trying to wrap my head around "global civil rights leader."
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Lush Flimbaugh @lushflimbaugh.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
One lie is that any individual has the authority to decide who belongs on American society. Another is this individual's oath to uphold the Constitution. Oh, and the right to judge people on anything other than their conduct towards their fellow human beings? Yeah, that is a lie as well.
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Lush Flimbaugh @lushflimbaugh.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I assume Mullins appointment is a reward for the bravery he displayed in claiming January 6th was not an insurrection. Here he is basking in the patriotism of those who entered the Capitol that day. I am sure we can depend on him to stand up to Trump should he be given orders that are not legal.
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Lush Flimbaugh @lushflimbaugh.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Breaking: ICE morale said to have "taken a hit" as agents admit they are not as invested in jerking off to pictures of their new boss.
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Lush Flimbaugh @lushflimbaugh.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
It takes brave man to join a 3 on 1 conflict on the side of those who have the numbers. Especially when the 1 in question is not threatening anyone. But, hey, cameras were present, so what choice did the Senator have? and, I mean, he couldn't NOT tweet it, right?
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Lush Flimbaugh @lushflimbaugh.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
This just in from the woman who is still on the fence over whether she wants to be recognized more as "hot" or "mess"
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Lush Flimbaugh @lushflimbaugh.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Is it just me, or is Donald Trump labeling himself "the exception" in this passage?
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Lush Flimbaugh @lushflimbaugh.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Somebody thinks he is BatMan
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Lush Flimbaugh @lushflimbaugh.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Counter: If Mike Lee is such an intelligent and genuine person, why does he ask such incredibly stupid and insincere questions in tweets?
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Lush Flimbaugh @lushflimbaugh.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Says the unelected poster child for "when you have no shame, there is no bottom" currently working in the White House.
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Lush Flimbaugh @lushflimbaugh.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Just a reminder. The directors of Avengers: Doomsday once produced a show that included one of the characters being labeled as a "bad person" after she claimed Brett Ratner was a master storyteller/movie maker.
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Lush Flimbaugh @lushflimbaugh.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Meanwhile, at the White House...
60's era photo of topless women working at a shoeshine station serving men.
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Lush Flimbaugh @lushflimbaugh.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Musk said to the crowd: ‘I’m often asked: Are there aliens among us? And I’ll say that I am one.’ ‘I think if anyone would know if there were aliens among us, it would be me.’ He wants to exempt himself from any responsibility to anyone else on the planet. He so wants to feel "special"
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