Reposted by Lurrin W. Bark
"Gosh, you've filled out my hindquarters and tail so much, does it feel good when I... huh?"
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"What do you mean you work tomorrow?"
*Huff-Huff-Huff-- Ker-CLANK*
"Why's the fridge EMPTY dude? How do I refo--"
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"Why do I have to call in sick for you!? You KNOW I hate making calls!" 💦
