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Lurker Syl

@lurkersyl.bsky.social
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Lurker Syl @lurkersyl.bsky.social · 05/09/2024
When Bluesky gets video I will have to record one of me and Brownie doing what I call a "Super Brownie Pet", which is where she flops all over the corner of my bed as I pet her incessantly until she's had enough #cats #catsofbluesky
A photo of Brownie, a dark brown tabby cat, lying down on my bed with a contented expression on her face. On the left side of the photo you can see my hand on her side while I'm doing a Super Brownie Pet.
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Lurker Syl @lurkersyl.bsky.social · 05/09/2024
I had to take this photo very carefully because he's such a light sleeper
A photo of Phantom, my gray tabby cat, taking a nap using my lower leg as a pillow. The right side of his face is practically smushed into my shin. He is incredibly comfortable and relaxed.
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Lurker Syl @lurkersyl.bsky.social · 15/08/2024
This is Brownie's chair, sometimes she's nice and lets me use it
A photo of Brownie, a dark tabby cat, sitting on a recliner atop a purple fuzzy throw blanket adorned with cartoon cats. She looks directly at the camera with a disdainful look. Her right front paw is outstretched so she's basically taking up the entire recliner.Brownie in the same recliner on the same blanket, except now she has curled up slightly and looks so comfortable that moving her would be a crime.
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Lurker Syl @lurkersyl.bsky.social · 12/08/2024
How can cats become so round???
A top down photo of Phantom, a gray tabby, curled up into a circular shape. His head, in the top left of the frame, is resting on his tail, and he appears to be napping.
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Lurker Syl @lurkersyl.bsky.social · 02/07/2024
I've been getting some activity on my account and I'm not entirely sure why, but I guess I can resume posting cat pictures. Phantom and Brownie are still very cute
Phantom, a gray tabby, and Brownie, a dark brown tabby, are lying stretched out on their sides in a basket of laundry. Phantom has his left front leg extended. He moved when the photo was taken and is slightly blurred. Brownie is very nonchalant and relaxed.
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Lurker Syl @lurkersyl.bsky.social · 22/02/2024
So I downloaded Audible, not entirely sure what I was looking for, and found "Starter Villain" by John Scalzi on it. "Huh, that's one of the Bluesky guys," I said as I downloaded it. It was pretty good, actually. I think I'll check out something by Neil Gaiman next.
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Lurker Syl @lurkersyl.bsky.social · 10/02/2024
There are two cats
On the right side of the frame, Phantom, a gray tabby, is laid out on my outstretched legs with his face fairly close to the camera. On the left side, sitting next to my left leg, is Brownie, a dark brown tabby, who has a sleepy look on her face.
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Lurker Syl @lurkersyl.bsky.social · 28/01/2024
It's almost 50 degrees outside so I opened up the apartment balcony door to air the place out a little bit
Two cats, Phantom the gray tabby on the left and Brownie the dark brown tabby on the right, sit in nearly identical poses, upright and alert and staring intently at something beyond the screen door of my apartment balcony.
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Lurker Syl @lurkersyl.bsky.social · 27/01/2024
It's very hard to get moving in the morning when this happens
A top down photo of my cats sitting around my legs. In the bottom left is Phantom, a gray tabby, who is sitting on my foot. In the top right is Brownie, a dark brown tabby, who is laying by my thigh. Both cats are facing away from the camera.
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Lurker Syl @lurkersyl.bsky.social · 23/01/2024
I don't have photos of it because it happens when I go to bed but lately Phantom has been crawling under my covers at night and laying on my arm so I can hold him like a teddy bear and then Brownie will come up and lay by my head and I just want to say I love my cats so much
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 23/12/2023
SO WHAT - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELATONG THINKIN ABOUT THERE BRAIN AND WHY IT DOSENT DO WHAT THEY WHANT ,THEY FEEL LIKE THERE SUPOSED TO BE A GENIOUS BUT CANT PAY ATENTION TO ANY THING, USED TO BE ABLE TO READ ALL DA TIME BUT CANT READ NOW ,CANT STAY AWAKE AT WORK ,CANT MOVE BODY RIGHT ETC ETC FAILURE FAILURE FAIURE AND DA TEXT SAYS "YES I AM A GENIOUS , BUT SOME PARTS OF MINE MINED ARE DUMB AS SHIT !!! SCARED OF HORSE'S, DONT LIKE VIDEO GAME'S GO BACK TO CASINO BUT WIN THIS TIME, WACKED MY KNEE ON DA BAD SOMEHOW,MAKING FREINDS,NEED TO STOP DROPPING THING'S ,WHAT IS SUSSHI - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Lurker Syl @lurkersyl.bsky.social · 10/12/2023
SHOCK: Local female discovers that task she has been putting off for a while took only 30 minutes, realizes that if she did it more often it would take less
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Lurker Syl @lurkersyl.bsky.social · 08/12/2023
Usually after I get a shower, one of my two cats will be waiting outside the door. I've never photographed it before. Today I brought my phone into the bathroom in hopes of catching them... and neither one was there after my shower.
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Lurker Syl @lurkersyl.bsky.social · 05/12/2023
I didn't realize it'd been almost a month since I last posted I guess living in extremely depressing times while barely metaphorically keeping one's head above water messes with the ol' perception of time Obligatory cat photo
A close up of Phantom, a gray tabby, sitting in loaf form on top of a bed. His eyes are big and innocent, his ears are perked up, and he has a perceptive look on his face, as though he wants to listen to my troubles even though he cannot do anything because he is a cat.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 07/11/2023
WHY - dashare.zone ADMIN
A CONFUSSED SKELTON WONDEREN WHY THERE IN DA KITCHEN WHY ARE THEY THERE WHY IS ANY ONE WHERE THEY ARE ??? WHAT PURPOSE IS ANY OF THIS SHIT SERVEN???? ALL DAY LONG JACKEN AROUND WITH SOME BULL SHIT SO I CAN AFFORD MY LITTLE SNACK'S AND I CANT EVEN REMEMBER IF I WANT TO EAT THEM? HOPE NEXT TIME IS BETTER CAUSE I AINT ESCAPIN SAMSARA ANY TIME SOON MOTHER FUCKER ,AND DA TEXT SAYS "WHY DID I WALK INTO THE KITCHEN DID I NEED OSMETHING FROM IN HERE I DONT THINK IM HUNGRY AM I THIRSTEY STOVES NOT ON NOTHIN OUTSIDE THE WINDOW WDID I TURN ON DA LIGHT OR WAT IT ALREADY ON - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Lurker Syl @lurkersyl.bsky.social · 08/11/2023
I love cats and cats love my legs
A photo of Brownie, a dark brown tabby, holding on to my right leg. Her head and front right paw are resting on my ankle, and her rear right leg is resting on my thigh. Her expression is slightly smug, like "This leg is mine now".
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Lurker Syl @lurkersyl.bsky.social · 03/11/2023
I need to get up and take my meds and brush my teeth and go to bed but how can I?
A photo of my legs and my cats sitting on an outstretched recliner. On the outside of my left leg is Brownie, a dark tabby, who is curled up alongside my foot. Sitting between my legs is Phantom, a gray tabby, who has his head resting on my right ankle and his lower body snuggled up next to my left leg. They are both incredibly cozy and moving them would be a crime.
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Lurker Syl @lurkersyl.bsky.social · 01/11/2023
Ok 20 minutes later the second sandwich was a bad idea
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Lurker Syl @lurkersyl.bsky.social · 01/11/2023
Me: "Why can't I lose weight?" Also Me: "Well the knife isn't in the sink yet, might as well make another sandwich"
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Lurker Syl @lurkersyl.bsky.social · 26/10/2023
Gosh I love my cats so much
A photo of two cats laying in a V shape. On the left is Phantom, a light gray tabby, who is looking at the camera over his left shoulder. On the right is Brownie, a dark brown tabby, who is looking at the camera over her right shoulder. Their butts are touching and their tails are parallel.
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Lurker Syl @lurkersyl.bsky.social · 26/10/2023
This was going to be a post about "haha Phantom keeps sitting in this same spot" but then Brownie plunked herself right next to him and I feel that is more post worthy
A photo of two cats. In the top left is Phantom, a light gray tabby, who is slightly curled up. To the bottom right is Brownie, a dark brown tabby, whose butt is nestled into Phantom's belly and she is sprawled out perpendicular to him.
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Lurker Syl @lurkersyl.bsky.social · 25/10/2023
About two months ago I froze some Japanese curry in mason jars and a couple days ago I pulled one out to thaw. Today I heated it in the microwave in a bowl. It still tastes incredibly delicious but the texture is, uh, not as good. Also love (hate) that it's basically mush except for the carrots.
A photo of frozen then thawed Japanese curry in a bowl. It is very mushy and brown and has a weird looking texture that doesn't flatter it at all. There are a couple of bright orange carrots that have seemingly escaped becoming mushified.
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Lurker Syl @lurkersyl.bsky.social · 23/10/2023
I don't know how to grocery shop so there are no quick and easy meals to make in my apartment right now. Throw canned chicken in white sauce? Not enough milk to make the sauce Chicken salad? No mayo Eggs and bacon? I had that for breakfast, don't want it again Oatmeal? Ehhhhh no
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Lurker Syl @lurkersyl.bsky.social · 23/10/2023
Every day I am thankful that I have cats and I want to believe that they are glad to have me as well
A photo of Phantom, a light gray tabby cat, sitting in my lap. His tail is curled around himself and he is resting his head inside his paw. He is very relaxed and calm, almost serene.
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Lurker Syl @lurkersyl.bsky.social · 22/10/2023
I just tried putting some MSG in my scrambled eggs and I want to give my most profound thanks to Kikunae Ikeda for creating the stuff
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Lurker Syl @lurkersyl.bsky.social · 22/10/2023
Phantom was trying to get into the cabinet beneath the sink, which has a baby lock on it. I asked him, "Why are you trying to get in there? There's nothing in there for you." He stopped, stared straight at me, and let out a really sharp exhale.
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Lurker Syl @lurkersyl.bsky.social · 21/10/2023
I've been feeling very frustrated lately, both with the state of my life and the state of the world in general. "Why is this the way it is?" is a thought that keeps me up at night.
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Lurker Syl @lurkersyl.bsky.social · 16/10/2023
It's fall y'all Heat: On Quilt: Out Cat: Yes
The outline of a pair of legs is barely visible, as they are covered by a festive quilt in colors of orange, brown and gold, adorned with decorations of leaves, pumpkins and crows. At the end of the quilt-covered legs, Phantom, a gray tabby, sits upright and stares directly at the camera, as though displeased at being used as fodder for a low-effort post.
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Lurker Syl @lurkersyl.bsky.social · 15/10/2023
They are plotting something
Phantom, a gray tabby cat, sits atop a red pillow. To his right, on the window sill, sits Brownie, a dark tabby cat. Phantom has a somewhat thoughtful look on his face while Brownie watches him with interest. They are both back-lit by the light from the window which gives them a sort of "evil planning" look.
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Lurker Syl @lurkersyl.bsky.social · 14/10/2023
Little guy alert
A top down photo of Phantom, a gray cat, curled up into a ball on someone's lap (mine). I am holding him from the left side of the photo to prevent him from sliding off, and his front paws are resting on my hand. As I am wearing black pants, his silvery cat hair is visible on my thighs, brushed off from when I was petting him.
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Lurker Syl @lurkersyl.bsky.social · 14/10/2023
I just woke up with a cat on both sides of my legs and I have to say that's a fairly good start to the morning
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Lurker Syl @lurkersyl.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
Me after hand-washing a pot instead of putting it in the dishwasher: "I am a domestic goddess"
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Lurker Syl @lurkersyl.bsky.social · 09/10/2023
"Oh don't mind me, I'm just laying here, starving to death next to my empty food dish which hasn't been filled since yesterday"
Brownie, a dark tabby, sits on top of a cat tree with a large platform. She is looking very forlorn. Behind her you can slightly see her food plate, which is woefully empty.
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Lurker Syl @lurkersyl.bsky.social · 09/10/2023
These are my two cats. The gray one is named Phantom, and he is a cuddly little guy. The dark one is Brownie, she is an adventurous kitty with a super loud purr.
A photo of two cats laying on a quilt on a bed. The cat in the top of the frame, Phantom, is a light gray cat who is curled up slightly. The cat on the bottom of the frame, Brownie, is a dark brown tabby who is laying with one paw extended. Both cats are looking at the camera.
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Lurker Syl @lurkersyl.bsky.social · 09/10/2023
So hi, my name is Syl, I am an adult human female who lives in an apartment with two cats who get into Shenanigans. The cats will probably be my main topic of Posting. I'm also afflicted with Crippling Social Anxiety in the Real World but online I will probably overshare because hey, anonymity!
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Lurker Syl @lurkersyl.bsky.social · 09/10/2023
I was never a very active poster on Twitter but a combination of a desire to get my thoughts out and a (probably unfounded) feeling that my siblings are tired of me spamming the Sibling Group Chat now leads me to try Posting on Bluesky. Let's see how long it takes before I stop because of cringe.
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