Jason B. Bell @lunchbot1.bsky.social · 20/09/2026It only makes sense that someone with the intelligence level of Donald Trump would believe that sycophantic glorified chatbots are a "superior" or "extreme" form of intelligence. 010 0
Jason B. Bell @lunchbot1.bsky.social · 08/02/2026I logged onto bluesky and see all this talk of murderous brick walls--are we talking about the return of one of Marvel's greatest supervillains? 000 0
Jason B. Bell @lunchbot1.bsky.social · 24/01/2026The White House is reporting that a geographically confused Donald Trump has wandered off into the frozen mountains of Antarctica. A somber Werner Herzog narrates the insane, deranged old man's journey toward his certain demise. 030 0
Jason B. Bell @lunchbot1.bsky.social · 26/02/2025I had to check to make sure this was a real tweet--because he couldn't be *that* dumb, could he? It's real: x.com/elonmusk/sta... 120 0
Jason B. Bell @lunchbot1.bsky.social · 27/03/2024Am I better off than I was four years ago? Four years ago, I had to beg my friends for help finding toilet paper. Yeah, I'm better off now. 0132 0