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Schrödinger’s Catch-22 @lunaticsandwich.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

Today was a really bad day. My dad’s memorial service was today. His widow (not my mom) decided to go all soap opera drama on me, and my uncle (his brother) and my uncle’s wife gave me the cold shoulder. It’s clear to me that his widow, likely with my dad’s blessing, went about poisoning his, my,

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Schrödinger’s Catch-22 @lunaticsandwich.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

Mr. Art of the Deal sure does struggle to make deals.

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Schrödinger’s Catch-22 @lunaticsandwich.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

Telling us to concede that the butt-naked emperor is wearing clothes so that we can move on to the merits of his clothes.

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Schrödinger’s Catch-22 @lunaticsandwich.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

Noted expert in fair elections Vladimir Putin. God he’s dumb.

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Schrödinger’s Catch-22 @lunaticsandwich.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

Somebody’s smoking really skunky weed on our floor of the hotel. The hallway reeks of it.

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Schrödinger’s Catch-22 @lunaticsandwich.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

Whatever brave soul steps up and copycats Sandwich Guy, but with rotisserie meat wrapped in pita will be A Real American Gyro.

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Schrödinger’s Catch-22 @lunaticsandwich.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

Okay, music algorithm, transition from an instrumental jazz track to GWAR. You do you.

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Schrödinger’s Catch-22 @lunaticsandwich.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

Virginia traffic is stupid and I hate it.

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Schrödinger’s Catch-22 @lunaticsandwich.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

So the Hoagie’s Hero apparently offered to turn himself in for his crime of Misuse of a Sandwich, but instead they let him go home so they could stage his arrest by a Special Wusses And Thugs team. Nolite te bastardes grinder you down.

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Schrödinger’s Catch-22 @lunaticsandwich.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

Cops harassing law-abiding citizens in DC while our Pussydent goes to Alaska to lick a war criminal’s asshole.

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Schrödinger’s Catch-22 @lunaticsandwich.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

If you write a book about wigs and you don’t title it Gettin’ Wiggy Wit It, you should be sent home.

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Schrödinger’s Catch-22 @lunaticsandwich.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

The whole civil commitment aspect of the DC military occupation executive order talks a game (not a good one) about reversing precedents and helping states to push involuntary commitment policies, but that’s just window dressing. In practice it means no due process and indefinite imprisonment.

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Schrödinger’s Catch-22 @lunaticsandwich.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

I really don’t ever wanna hear about “good cops” ever again. They are a myth. They can all go to Hell.

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Schrödinger’s Catch-22 @lunaticsandwich.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

People with kids are NOT going to be happy about the price of back-to-school supplies.

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Schrödinger’s Catch-22 @lunaticsandwich.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

Song for the Subman Pastrami Pastram on Rye dijon Swiss cheese slice or two!

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Schrödinger’s Catch-22 @lunaticsandwich.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

They’re gonna up Captain Cold Cut’s charges to attempted murder on the pretext that the jack booted thug has a severe gluten intolerance.

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Schrödinger’s Catch-22 @lunaticsandwich.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

Me: *has a backlog of games that take many hours to complete* Also me: *is an explorer and completionist* Also also me: “Oooooooh, 50/75/90% off on Steam! Don’t mind if I do!”

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Schrödinger’s Catch-22 @lunaticsandwich.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

Now he’s talking about D.C. in aesthetic terms. He will ever and always ONLY be a real estate developer, and he clearly thinks of the entire country as HIS real estate.

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Schrödinger’s Catch-22 @lunaticsandwich.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

(1) Markwayne's story is most likely bullshit. (2) There are far more traffic fatalities than carjackings per year. (3) DC streets are insane. Their layout, the inattentive tourist pedestrians, and roads full of drivers from all over the world with different default driving behaviors.

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Schrödinger’s Catch-22 @lunaticsandwich.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

Republicans: LIBTARDS WANT A NANNY STATE! Also Republicans: I'm so fucking scared of cities that I literally shit my pants continuously whenever I'm in one. I will not feel safe until I'm surrounded by the entire 82nd Airborne at all times!

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Schrödinger’s Catch-22 @lunaticsandwich.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

Everyone knows that innocent bystanders to angry mobs ordinarily push their way into the middle of those mobs. It's a natural reaction.

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Schrödinger’s Catch-22 @lunaticsandwich.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

I read this as the White House admitting that what happened on J6 was illegal.

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Schrödinger’s Catch-22 @lunaticsandwich.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

American Exceptionalism was always just American Dumb Luck.

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Schrödinger’s Catch-22 @lunaticsandwich.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

Sometimes it feels like we’re living at the tail end of the exposition to a new Bronze Age collapse.

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Schrödinger’s Catch-22 @lunaticsandwich.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

Why yes, total stranger, I did have lunch. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

Text from a random number asking, “Did you have lunch?”

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Schrödinger’s Catch-22 @lunaticsandwich.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

Synthesizing the subject matter of two recent viral articles, Imma start a website called OnlyBodegaRamps. Gonna seize me somma that zeitgeist!

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Schrödinger’s Catch-22 @lunaticsandwich.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

Opposition is harder in a big ass country like the U.S. Most other countries are equivalent in size to one of our states. Yeah, we're ONE COUNTRY, but expecting someone in Washington State to go protest something happening in DC is a lot like asking a Norwegian to go protest something in Spain.

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Schrödinger’s Catch-22 @lunaticsandwich.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

My doctor: Now is the time to focus on yourself. Me: *gestures wildly, all about* GUH?! (No worries, I’m mostly fine. I recently found out my lipoprotein-a, basically 100% gene-determined cholesterol, is high. So I need to work even harder than I have been to

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Schrödinger’s Catch-22 @lunaticsandwich.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

The BLS Commissioner nominee + a parrot = Jafar.

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Schrödinger’s Catch-22 @lunaticsandwich.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

With every passing day under incompefascism I can’t help but grow increasingly glad that we picked this option and forced the slightly older man who’d done the job for four years out of the race. He would’ve undoubtedly been unable to do the job he held at the time. He would’ve been so bad…yep…

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Schrödinger’s Catch-22 @lunaticsandwich.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

In this reality the Council of Elrond decided to pack up, go back to their homes, pad their 401(k)s, and give Sauron a fair shake.

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Schrödinger’s Catch-22 @lunaticsandwich.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

People think that once the leopards eat your face they can’t eat it again. Sadly, they are mistaken. Double leopardy is not a thing.

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Schrödinger’s Catch-22 @lunaticsandwich.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

#BigBalls deserves no Medal of Freedom. He deserves to be the first recipient of an entirely NEW medal! Thereafter, it'll be given to Chuds whose pride is wounded battling woke. Name it the Purple Nutsack.

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Schrödinger’s Catch-22 @lunaticsandwich.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

During the Cold War, the KGB used the Brox Zoo to discretely meet with operatives, who were ordinary Americans or at least looked like ones. I wonder if Putin feels nostalgic about those days every time he has to meet openly with the big, orange oaf.

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Schrödinger’s Catch-22 @lunaticsandwich.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

Our press and politicians really should worry more about the decidedly non-zero possibility Trump just up and gives Alaska back to Russia because Putin pats him on the head and calls him Tovarich.

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Schrödinger’s Catch-22 @lunaticsandwich.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

Obviously I’ve seen the video, but does anyone know what became of Captain Cold Cut? Did he successfully cheese it, or is he in a pickle?

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Schrödinger’s Catch-22 @lunaticsandwich.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

There’s been a decades-long effort to portray American cities as dangerous, in contrast to the supposed safety of rural America, where REAL AMERICANS live. Thing is, our society tacitly acknowledges that there are vast swaths of rural America where you just don’t go if you’re not white. 🤔

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Schrödinger’s Catch-22 @lunaticsandwich.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

Things that aren’t crimes: not having a home, being an immigrant (even an undocumented one), having a mental illness, having a physical illness. Things that are crimes: treason, coups, taking bribes, having sex with people unwilling or unable to consent.

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Schrödinger’s Catch-22 @lunaticsandwich.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

Took my dog out for his pre-bedtime pee. My street's very dark, so I carry a flashlight. I aimed it down down the side yard and saw two little, yellow, side-by-side dots. Put the light on high. It was our red fox friend (the one in my profile pic) that sprays on our ivy so my dog can sniff it.

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Schrödinger’s Catch-22 @lunaticsandwich.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

Not all heroes wear capes. Some come wrapped in paper.

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Schrödinger’s Catch-22 @lunaticsandwich.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

He's going to perform close-up magic. Numbers are just illllllusions!

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Schrödinger’s Catch-22 @lunaticsandwich.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

We have two parties. Both have problems. Some problems they have in common, some unique to one or the other. Focusing on problems is reductive. Myopically considering only one shared problem even more so. It doesn't makes the parties the same. Holistically, the parties are manifestly NOT the same.

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