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the arch-yapper (autistic smc CEO) is on Bluesky!

@lunarnekomancer.bsky.social
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19+, all pronouns as long as i know you're referring to me. tbh you'd have better luck finding me on tumblr (username the same)

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the arch-yapper (autistic smc CEO) is on Bluesky! @lunarnekomancer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
These days, using Bluesky feels painful, & so does the concept of ageplay & age regression. Most of the "friends" I have made on this app upon this topic & bonded over CRK with want nothing to do with me, it seems. Some quietly unfollowed, & at least 2 straight-up blocked me. (1/?)
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the arch-yapper (autistic smc CEO) is on Bluesky! @lunarnekomancer.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
idk if this is something that proves that I'm a system or not, but my writing style can just change, unprompted. no reason at all it just shifted massively somehow. for the record, these two screenshots are taken from the same fic & (hopefully) same chapter
Dark reddish-brown text on a light pink background. It reads:

'Because there wouldn't be anybody around that could assist during labour, whether it be administering epidurals, or helping Him move around, the Fount had settled on a water birth. As He was preparing the tub, visions of it drowning swam through His mind; thousands of horrible ways in which the vermin could breathe in & choke on the bath water. How resilient the thing was inside His womb, only to be born & immediately tumble back into death's clutches. And then He'd be attached to a corpse by the umbilical cord as it sank like a stone to the bottom of the tub.


These vivid fantasies should've disturbed Him, the way He obsessively imagined the death of His child; yet He welcomed them with great tranquility.


(Perhaps He was the bestial one here. Perhaps He should be the "it", looked upon as lesser than.)'Dark reddish-brown text on a light pink background. It reads:

'The Fount nestled back into His desk & read a question out loud, a coping mechanism He'd developed for Himself so that He could focus on something other than how badly He wanted to incinerate the questions with the vapid Cookies that thought they were worth sending. The Spire had a public library, for Oven's sake! They could've consulted some of its books for answers, but noooooooo, there's nothing like swamping an Emissary with pointless, thankless work!


"To the Fount of Knowledge,

Are you really sure that smoking tobacco is bad for you? I don't buy it. I know a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend who smoked 25 packs a day since he was 16, & he lived until he was 80. So clearly tobacco can't be that bad."


The Fount stamped down the urge to rip the asker a new asshole, & wrote back.'
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the arch-yapper (autistic smc CEO) is on Bluesky! @lunarnekomancer.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
hey hey hey i am tweaking the FUCK out again how do you tell the difference between legitimate guilt for your actions, & fear that other people's impressions of you are gonna change negatively, or at least, in a way that you don't want? how do you tell them apart?? HELP
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the arch-yapper (autistic smc CEO) is on Bluesky! @lunarnekomancer.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
TW: POTENTIAL SPOILERS FOR THE NEWEST CRK UPDATE idea: a CRK equivalent of SCP-173 that's an irl peanut. it functions the exact same as SCP-173, it just also happens to be a stock photo of a peanut.
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the arch-yapper (autistic smc CEO) is on Bluesky! @lunarnekomancer.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
plush of myself: obtained i love my blue cat with all my heart.
A plushie of the Cookie Run Kingdom character Shadow Milk Cookie.
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the arch-yapper (autistic smc CEO) is on Bluesky! @lunarnekomancer.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
help i am having my regularly scheduled "Am I Actually A System Or Am I An Irresponsible Asshole" thoughts
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the arch-yapper (autistic smc CEO) is on Bluesky! @lunarnekomancer.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
i'm probably a bad person but i just don't realize HOW bad of a person i actually am it would explain a lot i think
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the arch-yapper (autistic smc CEO) is on Bluesky! @lunarnekomancer.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
I'll probably drag my ass back to my friends, anyways. They're good people, & the friend group would be so much more harmonious without me. Maybe it's selfish of me to continue sticking with people that dislike me just because I'm emotionally reliant on them. I'm sorry.
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the arch-yapper (autistic smc CEO) is on Bluesky! @lunarnekomancer.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
I keep forgetting how to do the right thing, socially. Now I'm not sure if people I consider friends like me around anymore. I'm not sure if they like having somebody who's too self-centred & constantly fucks up in offensive, weird, or non-thoughtful ways with them. Perhaps my parents were right.
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the arch-yapper (autistic smc CEO) is on Bluesky! @lunarnekomancer.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
this is shadow milk to me fyi
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the arch-yapper (autistic smc CEO) is on Bluesky! @lunarnekomancer.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
hey hello whassup everybody does anybody want to be a beta reader & suffer my writing/lh i haven’t finished my work yet but still feel free to give comments
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the arch-yapper (autistic smc CEO) is on Bluesky! @lunarnekomancer.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
i’m going insane trying to figure out whether i’m part of a system or not are the Guys in my head alters or are they just (debatably) anthropomorphised sections of my singular identity that i claim to be separate from me so i can distance myself from my feelings & thoughts but mostly feelings?
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the arch-yapper (autistic smc CEO) is on Bluesky! @lunarnekomancer.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
archiveofourown.org/works/76484771 i should probably promote my fic here lmao #cookiecum #coochierun #shadowmilkcookiensfw #purevanillacookiensfw #pureshadownsfw
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Ruler Of My Hart - lunarnekomancer - Cookie Run (Video Game) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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the arch-yapper (autistic smc CEO) is on Bluesky! @lunarnekomancer.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
got run over by a motorcycle lmao
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the arch-yapper (autistic smc CEO) is on Bluesky! @lunarnekomancer.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
@shadowwmilk.bsky.social WELCOME TO BLUESKY!!
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the arch-yapper (autistic smc CEO) is on Bluesky! @lunarnekomancer.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
archiveofourown.org/works/716346... featuring: freaknilla, freakcluse & their aphrodisiac cum #cookiecum #coochierun #notsafeforcookie #nsfcookie #purevanillacookiensfw #truthlessreclusensfw #shadowmilkcookiensfw
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Pureshadow Kinktober 2025: The Sexscapades of Truth & Deceit - Chapter 3 - lunarnekomancer - Cookie Run (Video Game) [Archive of Our Own]
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the arch-yapper (autistic smc CEO) is on Bluesky! @lunarnekomancer.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
archiveofourown.org/works/71634681 pureshadow kinktober! blows up in despair #coochierun #cookiecum #nsfcookie #crknsfw #purevanillacookiensfw #shadowmilkcookiensfw
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Pureshadow Kinktober 2025: The Sexscapades of Truth & Deceit - lunarnekomancer - Cookie Run (Video Game) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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the arch-yapper (autistic smc CEO) is on Bluesky! @lunarnekomancer.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
archiveofourown.org/works/713834... breaking news: local attention whore writes ANOTHER fic. local authorities are currently trying to euthanize them as soon as possible #cookierunkingdom #shadowmilkcookie #purevanillacookie #pureshadow #puremilk
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Those That Sleep With The Truth - Chapter 1 - lunarnekomancer - Cookie Run (Video Game) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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the arch-yapper (autistic smc CEO) is on Bluesky! @lunarnekomancer.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
archiveofourown.org/works/71337026 my first work for the CRK fandom. feel free to throw bricks at me or something idk #cookierunkingdom #crk #shadowmilkcookie #fountofknowledge
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Out Of The Oven & Into The Flames - lunarnekomancer - Cookie Run (Video Game) [Archive of Our Own]
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the arch-yapper (autistic smc CEO) is on Bluesky! @lunarnekomancer.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
i'm laughing so fucking hard at this. yes that is indeed cakehound ass. very descriptive name indeed
A section from the Trivia category on the Cookie Run Kingdom Wiki's article on Cake Hounds. It reads: 'In Cookie Run: Kingdom's files, all Cake Hounds with back-facing overworld animations comically have their rear end texture labeled as "body_ass."' There is also an image of a regular Cake Hound's back-facing overworld sprite, alongside the caption: 'An overworld Cake Hound's"ass"'.
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the arch-yapper (autistic smc CEO) is on Bluesky! @lunarnekomancer.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
archiveofourown.org/works/45222946 @kinkcapshroom.bsky.social i got a sudden idea & now you have to hear it. what if. this fic but with pureshadowlily with shadow milk as the sub
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Happy little family - Baporwave - Original Work [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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the arch-yapper (autistic smc CEO) is on Bluesky! @lunarnekomancer.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
i've asked before, and i'll ask again: are any of you shadow milk freaks interested in an Ao3 collection I made of fics with autistic-coded shadow milk cookie? i kinda want feedback on it & make sure i'm not just talking out of my ass
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the arch-yapper (autistic smc CEO) is on Bluesky! @lunarnekomancer.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
okay so we all know that shadow milk cookie is essentially cookie lucifer right but what if...he was also cookie loki. and cookie thoth. how's that
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the arch-yapper (autistic smc CEO) is on Bluesky! @lunarnekomancer.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
@kinkcapshroom.bsky.social for no reason in particular do you (or any other interested shadow milk freak) want to see my ao3 bookmark where i analyse autistic coding in shadow milk cookie
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the arch-yapper (autistic smc CEO) is on Bluesky! @lunarnekomancer.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
sometimes i go "you don't actually have OCD & you misled people you've told about having it". but then i remember i regularly debate myself on moral shit (e.g. whether something is "bad") & if I don't i yell at myself for illogicality & blind reliance on feeling fyi i can't get a prof. diagnosis rn
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the arch-yapper (autistic smc CEO) is on Bluesky! @lunarnekomancer.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
i am so hyped. i am so fucking hyped. one of the uber-rare occasions where my intensely autistic infodumping has brought me some good in life. can you tell i am vibrating from joy
The image is of a Twitter post by Twitter user "lunarnek0mancer", posted on 28th July, 2025, at 15:02. It says: "I GOT ACCEPTED TO AN OVERSEAS PALEONTOLOGY RESEARCH TRIP AJSKSJDK
i had to interview for it & i just let out my Uber Autism™ & started infodumping on monotremes. thought the professors would be weirded out but they want me to tism out in Beijing now. a win is a win i suppose".
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the arch-yapper (autistic smc CEO) is on Bluesky! @lunarnekomancer.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
@kinkcapshroom.bsky.social hey margo. sorry to disturb you but: www.tumblr.com/teaboot/7594... this post but it's fount & a random ass cookie
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💬 64  🔁 2916  ❤️ 5109 · Person: I wish that bird was closer so we could tell what it is Me: That's a golden eagle Person: Is it? Me: Yeah Person: How do you know? Me: I can see it Person: Yea…
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the arch-yapper (autistic smc CEO) is on Bluesky! @lunarnekomancer.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
not sure if i should add a content warning but oh well. maybe i should return to the Void #shadowmilkcookie
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