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Luna La Creme

@lunalacreme.bsky.social
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They/them. Lesbian. Burlesque and drag performer in Austin, TX. Est 2014

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Luna La Creme @lunalacreme.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
The Dragula episode has been up for less than 12 hours, why would it be okay to post spoilers???? I'm staying off Facebook next Tuesday until I can watch
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Luna La Creme @lunalacreme.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
The "lady dressed as a deer, dude in hunting camo" Halloween couple costume is peak heterosexual energy, where the lady is adorable and the guy is a lazy thumb.
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Luna La Creme @lunalacreme.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
I thought I lost or got my wallet stolen. Nope, was just casually walking around without a wallet for two days.
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Luna La Creme @lunalacreme.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
The weirdest body sensation is feeling so light and airy from installing good things in EMDR therapy while battling cramps that are just inflaming my bottom half. Like my top half is zen, my bottom half is at war with my uterus 😅
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elmo is standing on top of a planet in space with the words `` pain '' written above him .
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Luna La Creme @lunalacreme.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Sometimes it's important to reflect on yourself to better understand. That being said, I think the South Park character closest to who I am is Tweek.
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Luna La Creme @lunalacreme.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Listen, the creepy "your phone is listening to you" thing is going too far. I need to get to Michael's today and my stupid phone heard me say this and is now showing Michael's ads to make me feel bad. Stop ittttt 😤😤😤😤
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Luna La Creme @lunalacreme.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Confession: I wasn't allowed to read the Goosebumps books as a kid. ...I'm consider reading them as an adult.
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Luna La Creme @lunalacreme.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
I should be at home resting my cramps with chocolate and potatoes while watching Lord of the Rings. Not working. This is no life for a wee Hobbit like myself *dramatic faint*
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a close up of a man 's face with the words " what we need is a few good taters "
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Luna La Creme @lunalacreme.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Just found out the person claiming Lexi Love's name is an "AI artist" and I want to RAGE. No one using AI should claim to be an artist. They're only talentless thieves.
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a drag queen in a blue dress is sitting on a couch and saying , `` judging you '' .
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Luna La Creme @lunalacreme.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
It's getting dark earlier so my brains like "it's Fall" so I've just started watching horror movies because Halloween
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a black cat in a vampire costume is sitting on the floor .
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Luna La Creme @lunalacreme.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
I'm ridiculously excited for tomorrow night 🥳🥳🥳 Join us for our first show of Nox's Nightshade Nerdlesque with our anime show Waifu Wonders at Showpony lounge inside Jackalope (their menu looks incredible). tinyurl.com/NoxxNighshad...
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Luna La Creme @lunalacreme.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Realizing that going from being a bread baker to a bank teller, I am working with bread in different ways.
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kermit the frog is dancing in a room with the words bread everyday all day on the bottom
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Luna La Creme @lunalacreme.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Brock Lesnar returns and they're moving to a network I'd never buy a streaming service through?* Guess I'm gonna get more into AEW because WWE is not it. I'm really over them. *I have absolutely no interest in watching any sport but wrestling.
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a woman wearing a hat that says " witch " is speaking into a microphone
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Luna La Creme @lunalacreme.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
I'm a real Texan now, I grilled some Ribs and now I just want to constantly grill
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a cartoon of a man cooking with the words let him cook below him
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Luna La Creme @lunalacreme.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
*reads the 75 soft challenge* "Wait, this is pretty much what I already do?" (Could be better about the exercise but it made me feel good about myself)
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Luna La Creme @lunalacreme.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Me, writing something: I hope no one misinterprets what I say. But I think I made it pretty clear. People: *misinterprets* Me: ..... Damnit.
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Luna La Creme @lunalacreme.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
There's something terribly ironic crying to "No More Tears". Thank you for the music, Ozzy.
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Luna La Creme @lunalacreme.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
I can't wait to get my new glasses as my eyes are getting strained from rhinestoneing and I don't like it 🫩🫩
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Luna La Creme @lunalacreme.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
An actual image of me at work when someone yells at me for things I have no control over
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Luna La Creme @lunalacreme.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
I'm finally catching up on Demon Slayer and I'm so glad this exists because I couldn't stop thinking about 3 weed smoking girlfriends every time they mention Uzui's 3 wives
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Luna La Creme @lunalacreme.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Ever get the zoomies but you're over 30 so your body's like "bitch, oh no you don't"
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Luna La Creme @lunalacreme.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
My Instagram suggested feed is all KPop Demon Hunters content and I'm so pleased
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Luna La Creme @lunalacreme.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
🗣️🗣️🗣️ Make Evolution yearly!!! #WWE
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Luna La Creme @lunalacreme.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Y'all ever have a dream that people you don't like ruined your library books and got your bed stolen? 😅 That was a weird one.
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Titania @titaniamcgee.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Tickets are live for my next show and I’d love to see you all there! For early it’s, VIP tables are $10 off w code “GlitznGlam” www.eventbrite.com/e/gatsby-cab...
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Luna La Creme @lunalacreme.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Good news, I have very healthy eyeballs. Plot twist: my one eye got better! I didn't know eyes could do that
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Luna La Creme @lunalacreme.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
*realizes I don't work in the food industry anymore* Does this mean I can watch The Bear now or will I get flashbacks?
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Luna La Creme @lunalacreme.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Pittsburgh got Raw and Smackdown in one night?! Honestly jealous AF lol
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Luna La Creme @lunalacreme.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Honestly, I wasn't mad at Ginger until she hated on Saint Bernards 😤😤 Girl, have you ever met one of those precious babies?? #rupaulsdragrace
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Luna La Creme @lunalacreme.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Honestly, I will auto-unfriend people who do comparison photos of sex symbol ladies from the 2000s to what they look like now and be like "look how she let herself go!" Women age and you can go suck an egg. We're done with misogynistic beauty standards round these parts 💖
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Luna La Creme @lunalacreme.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
I keep getting commercials on my YouTube for the apartment complex I live at and I continue to yell at the screen "I just renewed my lease! I'm here for at least another year! Your advertising is ineffective!"
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Luna La Creme @lunalacreme.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
An actual image of me when work is dead for the last 3 hours
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Luna La Creme @lunalacreme.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
I can ignore the popping in my ear until I misheard "banking" as "baking" and now I'm embarrassed
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Luna La Creme @lunalacreme.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Me, analyzing my water intake and realizing I'm probably drinking a little too much water. Everything tells you "drink more water" but you can apparently over do it pretty easily 😑😑
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Luna La Creme @lunalacreme.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
What a night for the goth girls #moneyinthebank
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Luna La Creme @lunalacreme.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
*Insert a joke here about me working at my job at a financial institution then watching Money in the Bank tonight* I've been waiting all week to post this.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 02/06/2025
This is Bodie. He’s here to celebrate the start of Pride Month. Been working on this pose for weeks. 14/10 the parade starts right behind him 🌈🐾 (IG: hellobodie)
a golden retriever puppy on a bright pink rope leash prances through some tall grass. he’s wearing a brightly patterned bandana around his neck and is carrying a miniature six-stripe pride flag in his mouth. his front right paw is raised mid-stride, like he’s ready to hop into a pride parade at any second.
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Luna La Creme @lunalacreme.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Fun quirk: I cheer out loud any time a book mentions Pittsburgh or Austin.
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Luna La Creme @lunalacreme.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
I'm so happy to have my undercut fully buzzed again. I was worried with the new job, but I'm free to have my hair however I want. Also, I want undercut Francine as my profile pictures.
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Luna La Creme @lunalacreme.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
I just discovered a pen I have had a little flashlight and a stylus. I feel like it's a magical Sailor Moon pen.
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Luna La Creme @lunalacreme.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
The laziest journalism is the articles about stores being closed for holidays but phrased click-baity as "grocery stores closing for one day". Like, no shit? Places close for holidays. Stop being dramatic. There's significantly more important things to be dramatic about in 2025.
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Luna La Creme @lunalacreme.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Accomplishment: I actually got the monthly micropet on Finch for this month (a koala named Steve!) I've been on this app off and on for 3 years and this is the first time I did this 😭💖
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Luna La Creme @lunalacreme.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
It's wild how much better it is to have a half an hour lunch than a 20ish minute one
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𝙵𝚎𝚎 @fairyism.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
- Peace of Mind -
Vertical photograph of the sunset sky with blue and orange clouds in it. At the bottom is the horizon with trees covered in green leaves, and from the left and right are two trees looming into the photo, kind of framing the sky.
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Luna La Creme @lunalacreme.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Can we talk about how weird it is with trusting things people type now? Like, am I talking to you or a chatGPT response? *You'll always know it me because my grammar isn't great and I'll probably have a weird typo lol. On top of being super anti-AI
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Luna La Creme @lunalacreme.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
First day and I had my first corporate catering where I was eating and not the one providing the food. It is magical.
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Luna La Creme @lunalacreme.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
First day of work! 💪🏻💵
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Luna La Creme @lunalacreme.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
A Facebook post is going around with a needle accident. That's some easy inspiration to keep off Facebook for 24-48 hours 😭😱😨 (tried to see if I could block it, but you can't just block a post)
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Luna La Creme @lunalacreme.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Eeeeee!!! All Stars is up!!! 🤩🤩🤩 I know what I'm doing this morning
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