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@luminare.bsky.social
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they/them, bi, Dominican, attempted shitposter with plans to take over the world

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Luminare @luminare.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i keep seeing people with MY color and its upsetting
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Luminare @luminare.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
for some reason I get the funny feeling that this post isn't a joke... it's too raw, only someone lost in the sauce could write this out
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Luminare @luminare.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
whatever video has you voicing her will be generational. mark my words. invest in opaluva stocks...
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Luminare @luminare.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
they made veterans day the day before my birthday, feel u
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Grooves ❀ @groovesluna.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Galactus listening to Jimmy Eat World be like "I agree."
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Luminare @luminare.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
what is this character's name?
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Luminare @luminare.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
omg opalu i remember when you talked about fem johnny on stream, its kinda awesome that she's real now!!!
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Luminare @luminare.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
mythrakid i love you
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Luminare @luminare.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
got banned from another discord server im on a roll
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Luminare @luminare.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
my reactions are abysmal
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Luminare @luminare.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
actually so obsessed with me
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Luminare @luminare.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
tmi time baby havent done it since like... sunday? and i have learned how to float
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Luminare @luminare.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
i was gonna "look gary that's me" but SOMEONE USED IT ALREADY, still, neato
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Luminare @luminare.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
i be reading going as gooning
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Luminare @luminare.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
... is it dyholly
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Luminare @luminare.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
wow. this hurts a lot.
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Luminare @luminare.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
is his last name weiser... lololololololololol
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Luminare @luminare.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
holy shit
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Luminare @luminare.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
"everytime i get drunk i decide to beat my ocs with a HDMI cable"
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Luminare @luminare.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
great art!
static.klipy.com
Rowley from Diary of a Wimpy Kid
ALT: Rowley from Diary of a Wimpy Kid
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Luminare @luminare.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
you know how aweosme it is to have someone that says "good morning" so when you wake up you see that, do you know how cool that is batman?
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Luminare @luminare.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
its a beautiful day in the neighborhood
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Luminare @luminare.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
i know this sounds like bs given the timing but out of the entire xenoblade trilogy, im most excited to see what xenoblade 3's switch 2 edition holds, i reaaaallly want those datamined heroes or something
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Luminare @luminare.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
TRUE
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Luminare @luminare.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Booby Council: Your Fate Decided
ALT: Booby Council: Your Fate Decided
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Luminare @luminare.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
35
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Luminare @luminare.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
the one in the corner looks like ben reilly so i like the possible implication that ben is here just to shit on his sister (plus he's chosen his own name)
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Luminare @luminare.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
maybe my bsky was trying to tell me "find people to talk about xenoblade with"
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Luminare @luminare.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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Luminare @luminare.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
WHEN IS THE COVER OPALU
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Luminare @luminare.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
oooh ok i understand, thank you for answering
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Luminare @luminare.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
wow congrats on the razzie, hazbin hotel
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Luminare @luminare.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
would it be ok if i colored over this....
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lyssa ✨ @lyssahh.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
do NOT look up ex-friends/ex-mutuals/etc to see how they are doing. it's just going to mess with your mental health, no matter if they're doing good or not. i have to remind myself of this bc of a very traumatic experience i had with some famous internet people years ago. it's just not worth it 😫
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Luminare @luminare.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
bet you feel real fucking stupid now.
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Luminare @luminare.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
if i was famous my posts would pop off so hard i hope you know that
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Luminare @luminare.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
PLEASE LET IT BE A WOMAN'S BUTT
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Garrett Aja @garrettcrw.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Captain America 101 fittingly includes a panel that explains everything you need to know about Cap as a character:
Panel from Captain America 101 featuring Cap and the Red Skull in a furious struggle, with Cap in the foreground grabs at the Skull’s face while the Red Skull, in the background, does the same. There are also speech balloons. The dialogue:

Red Skull: “Can’t you SEE?? You’re an ANACHRONISM! You belong in the dead PAST!! The world — has no more USE — for IDEALISM—!”

Captain America: “It’s YOU who are wrong!! The only TRUE REALITY lies in FAITH — and in HOPE!”
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Luminare @luminare.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
im so cute and transgender
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Luminare @luminare.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
- isnt the target demographic
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Luminare @luminare.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
dude i just thought of something fucked up... what if opaluva was freaky as fuck? you know like she was mad horny and shit? that would be scary.
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Luminare @luminare.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
this is mostly clothed men appearing on the tl btw
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Luminare @luminare.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
BLUESKY STOP SHOWING ME MLM CONTENT I BARELY EVEN LIKE MEN HOLY FUCK AND I AM THE FARTHEST THING FROM A MAN EVER THIS ALGO SUCKSSSSSS SHOW ME MORE WOMEN I WANT BOOBS AND GOCK AND PUSSY WHAT IS THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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Luminare @luminare.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
showing me men on the timeline should be illegal bruh
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Luminare @luminare.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
oshawatt...
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Luminare @luminare.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
yeah but its more like "yeah this horse is dead but still this shit uggo"
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Luminare @luminare.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
they were right you know(also they still do this)
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Luminare @luminare.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
how do i even respond to this
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Luminare @luminare.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
don't forget hating mega man x6
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Luminare @luminare.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
i want you.
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