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Lumi Whitmayne

@lumi.mom
279 followers 598 following 616 posts

30yo transbian catgirl. Yinzer in the Windy City. 🔞 please. I belong to @deer.energy 🦁🩷🦌

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Lumi Whitmayne @lumi.mom · 23/10/2026
thought i was buying a loaf of bread at the store but apparently i got an edible fleshlight
a sliced loaf of bread with a surprisingly deep cylindrical hole inside it
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Lumi Whitmayne @lumi.mom · 13/10/2026
when my competent wife who handles all the complicated and important things gives me a simple task to do and i complete it successfully
homestuck screencap of jake english standing victorious atop the defeated felt
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Lumi Whitmayne @lumi.mom · 13/10/2026
i was hoping to reply with a silly gif of the yeti from twilight princess making pumpkin soup but. gif browser are you okay??
fourteen copies of the same gif of a dude making pumpkin soup
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Lumi Whitmayne @lumi.mom · 12/10/2026
fluttershy at her animal sanctuary after hours:
i have sex with all my animal friends
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Lumi Whitmayne @lumi.mom · 11/10/2026
need a c********n of my fursona as this
kitten face covered in slop
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Lumi Whitmayne @lumi.mom · 11/10/2026
suffering from wife withdrawal :(
picture of a very sad dog captioned "wife is at road trip :( being brave about it"
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Lumi Whitmayne @lumi.mom · 09/10/2026
friend of mine studies ancient history and spotted this in the wild
the name Thoth, but in the Greek alphabet it looks like an OwO face
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Lumi Whitmayne @lumi.mom · 05/10/2026
talking about animal rights and ethics with vegans vs with carnists
discussion between ancient greek philosophers vs teaching a baby how to use a toy
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Lumi Whitmayne @lumi.mom · 05/10/2026
love the way they worded this achievement. yeah getting covered in piss really is an intoxicant
TF2 achievement Wetwork: Stab an enemy to death while under the influence of Jarate. (editor's note: jarate is piss)
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Lumi Whitmayne @lumi.mom · 25/09/2026
Let me lay it on the line, he had two on the vine. I mean two sets of testicles; so divine.
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Lumi Whitmayne @lumi.mom · 24/09/2026
Decided to give this format a go. Side A is a timeline of the 9 games that were the most formative for me. (I didn't get really into gaming until I was almost a teenager with the Wii.) For Side B, I picked some of the more niche or obscure games that, while less impactful, still shaped my childhood.
WarioWare: Smooth Moves
Super Mario Galaxy
Metroid Prime 3: Corruption
World of Goo
Rhythm Heaven
Minecraft
Portal
Team Fortress 2
Cave StoryThe Magic School Bus Explores the Solar System
Mata Nui Online Game 2: The Final Chronicle
Bionicle Heroes
N
The Impossible Quiz
Wii Sports
Cube 2: Sauerbraten
Portal 2
FTL: Faster Than Light
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Lumi Whitmayne @lumi.mom · 15/09/2026
lol my first encounter with the word was seeing this 2007 comic as a nerdy kid on the internet
xkcd comic about the thinkpad clit mouse
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Lumi Whitmayne @lumi.mom · 10/09/2026
ellen the generous be like
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Lumi Whitmayne @lumi.mom · 05/09/2026
i think this is my gender (coincidentally, i first saw this xkcd when i was 12)
The best thing ever to appear on TV:
12-year-old Julia Stiles as a hacker in a 1993 episode of PBS's "Ghostwriter"
"Do you know anything about hackers? Can you jam with the console cowboys in cyberspace? Never experienced the new wave? Next wave? Dreamwave? OR cyberpunk?"
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Lumi Whitmayne @lumi.mom · 26/08/2026
finally 100%ed seventeen years later! only took playing remix 3 dozens and dozens of times in a row today to get the timing down. @deer.energy can attest to the music playing over and over while she was trying to sleep this morning
rhythm heaven ds perfect victory screen
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Lumi Whitmayne @lumi.mom · 24/08/2026
getting my sleeper agent orders via burger
a sticker on a burger wrapper that reads "take out" followed by the number "45"
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Lumi Whitmayne @lumi.mom · 24/08/2026
encountered a truck with this logo yesterday. some of y'all
wolfdom
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Lumi Whitmayne @lumi.mom · 18/08/2026
the whore on the horse
yours truly riding a pretty stallion :3
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Lumi Whitmayne @lumi.mom · 17/08/2026
morning friends! :3
deer
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Lumi Whitmayne @lumi.mom · 12/08/2026
i dont usually do these engagement bait things but A. i had the perfect picture on hand and B. everyone look how adorable our housemates' dog is in the qrt
eda from the owl house looking grumpy and holding a mug that says "30 & flirty"
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Lumi Whitmayne @lumi.mom · 07/08/2026
found this sitting in my drafts
i wanna get double teamed by katt monroe and dr. t'ana
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Lumi Whitmayne @lumi.mom · 06/08/2026
im lucky enough to live within biking distance of a station otherwise id be kinda screwed
map of metra routes in the chicago area
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Lumi Whitmayne @lumi.mom · 02/08/2026
timeline did a thing
top image: furry pissing. bottom image: woman getting rained on
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Lumi Whitmayne @lumi.mom · 29/07/2026
Yeah I love Hadestown
Definitely a still of André De Shields as Hermes in Hadestown, totally not his appearance as the one-eyed algebra tutor in John Mulaney & the Sack Lunch Bunch, I swear
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Lumi Whitmayne @lumi.mom · 26/07/2026
During the pandemic, my mother and I would compare our Wordle playstyles and hone our strategies together. To this day, we sometimes play exactly the same game, word for word!
Texts showing identical five-guess Wordle scores
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Lumi Whitmayne @lumi.mom · 25/07/2026
Pro-incest advertisement on the CTA
A bus advertisement that says "Smash your brothers."
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Lumi Whitmayne @lumi.mom · 20/07/2026
4 dabloons
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Lumi Whitmayne @lumi.mom · 23/06/2026
The punk on the bus from Star Trek IV flipping you off
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Lumi Whitmayne @lumi.mom · 22/06/2026
huh
Amazing Digital Circus personality test results. 
Kinger: 90%
Pomni: 75%
Zooble: 65%
Gangle: 60%
Ragatha: 45%
Jax: 30%
Caine: 30%
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Lumi Whitmayne @lumi.mom · 21/06/2026
the glow up...
a lego model of a lion from 2021, looking janky as all hell with a simplistic design and overly saturated color schemea lego model of a lion from 2026, impeccably detailed and looking absolutely beautiful and majestic
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Lumi Whitmayne @lumi.mom · 11/05/2026
So this just popped up in my mom's garden... Apparently one of the names for this fungus is "dog stinkhorn."
A suspiciously phallic fungus
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Lumi Whitmayne @lumi.mom · 26/04/2026
Literally every single time someone says "this does not help your cause" it is because they are your enemy and want you to fail. It is always a demand to stop fighting back dressed up as "constructive criticism."
"Also this does not help your political cause, whatever that might be."
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Lumi Whitmayne @lumi.mom · 21/04/2026
I don't know why people are talking about peptides lately, and all it makes me think of is that one Star Trek episode with the cellular peptide cake
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Lumi Whitmayne @lumi.mom · 20/04/2026
?????
Google maps listing for Dollar General with the subtitle "Absorbs Into Your Skin Quickly"
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Lumi Whitmayne @lumi.mom · 04/04/2026
Ahhh, nice morning stretch... UwU
armpit :3
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Lumi Whitmayne @lumi.mom · 16/03/2026
Caution: Problematic Spine Angle Morally questionable, Harkness Test required
An illustration on a paper bag of a burrito with legs. A yellow line highlight's the anthropomorphized burrito's problematic spine angle.
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Lumi Whitmayne @lumi.mom · 13/03/2026
unaccompanied minor Kristofferson from Fantastic Mr. Fox
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Lumi Whitmayne @lumi.mom · 20/01/2026
skub
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Lumi Whitmayne @lumi.mom · 30/09/2025
so proud of him for transitioning
Close-up photograph of a Thinkpad keyboard, centered on the Trackpoint nub in the middlePhotograph of a trackball mouse
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Lumi Whitmayne @lumi.mom · 29/09/2025
too cringe for new york
too based for LA
just delusional enough for pittsburgh
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Lumi Whitmayne @lumi.mom · 18/09/2025
this is the tweet of all time
A tweet containing an image which says: 
DIAPER BOYCOTT
These diaper brands refuse to condemn Charlie Kirk's murder: 
Tykables, Little for Big, PeekABU, Kiddo Diapers, Rearz
September 16-20
DO NOT BUY
DO NOT WEAR
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Lumi Whitmayne @lumi.mom · 18/09/2025
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Lumi Whitmayne @lumi.mom · 10/09/2025
Accidental Steelers? X3
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Lumi Whitmayne @lumi.mom · 10/08/2025
It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood
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Lumi Whitmayne @lumi.mom · 29/07/2025
L o n g b r e a d
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Lumi Whitmayne @lumi.mom · 27/07/2025
Kids these days just grab the Mario flag pole anywhere, they don't care about putting in the hard work to get the highest score by grabbing it at the very top and earning the yellow flag. Repost if you're a true yellow flagger
A photograph of Super Mario 3D Land showing a yellow flag icon
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Lumi Whitmayne @lumi.mom · 16/07/2025
Watching the Magic School Bus bat tf episode absolutely unlocked something in my young brain
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Lumi Whitmayne @lumi.mom · 25/05/2025
When I took this test pre-estrogen a while back, my results were EXTREMELY edgy-redditor-coded. Like, Dr. Horrible, Snape, Rick Sanchez, and Walter White were all in my top 30. Now my results are only slightly edgy-redditor-coded.
Professor Farnsworth, FuturamaL, Death NoteSherlock (Benedict Cumberbatch)Dr. Julian Bashir, Star Trek: Deep Space 9
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Lumi Whitmayne @lumi.mom · 27/04/2025
What dating an herbivore is like
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Lumi Whitmayne @lumi.mom · 20/04/2025
bluey normal art style vs bluey close-up art style
A pixelated Minecraft skin of a dogA high-quality photograph of a dog looking at a leaf on its snout
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