Lumi Whitmayne @lumi.mom · 23/10/2026thought i was buying a loaf of bread at the store but apparently i got an edible fleshlight 130 3
Lumi Whitmayne @lumi.mom · 13/10/2026when my competent wife who handles all the complicated and important things gives me a simple task to do and i complete it successfully 000 0
Lumi Whitmayne @lumi.mom · 13/10/2026i was hoping to reply with a silly gif of the yeti from twilight princess making pumpkin soup but. gif browser are you okay?? 110 1
Lumi Whitmayne @lumi.mom · 09/10/2026friend of mine studies ancient history and spotted this in the wild 120 2
Lumi Whitmayne @lumi.mom · 05/10/2026talking about animal rights and ethics with vegans vs with carnists 140 4
Lumi Whitmayne @lumi.mom · 05/10/2026love the way they worded this achievement. yeah getting covered in piss really is an intoxicant 000 0
Lumi Whitmayne @lumi.mom · 24/09/2026Decided to give this format a go. Side A is a timeline of the 9 games that were the most formative for me. (I didn't get really into gaming until I was almost a teenager with the Wii.) For Side B, I picked some of the more niche or obscure games that, while less impactful, still shaped my childhood. 130 3
Lumi Whitmayne @lumi.mom · 15/09/2026lol my first encounter with the word was seeing this 2007 comic as a nerdy kid on the internet 020 2
Lumi Whitmayne @lumi.mom · 05/09/2026i think this is my gender (coincidentally, i first saw this xkcd when i was 12) 000 0
Lumi Whitmayne @lumi.mom · 26/08/2026finally 100%ed seventeen years later! only took playing remix 3 dozens and dozens of times in a row today to get the timing down. @deer.energy can attest to the music playing over and over while she was trying to sleep this morning 130 3
Lumi Whitmayne @lumi.mom · 24/08/2026encountered a truck with this logo yesterday. some of y'all 000 0
Lumi Whitmayne @lumi.mom · 12/08/2026i dont usually do these engagement bait things but A. i had the perfect picture on hand and B. everyone look how adorable our housemates' dog is in the qrt 030 3
Lumi Whitmayne @lumi.mom · 06/08/2026im lucky enough to live within biking distance of a station otherwise id be kinda screwed 030 3
Lumi Whitmayne @lumi.mom · 26/07/2026During the pandemic, my mother and I would compare our Wordle playstyles and hone our strategies together. To this day, we sometimes play exactly the same game, word for word! 020 2
Lumi Whitmayne @lumi.mom · 11/05/2026So this just popped up in my mom's garden... Apparently one of the names for this fungus is "dog stinkhorn." 050 5
Lumi Whitmayne @lumi.mom · 26/04/2026Literally every single time someone says "this does not help your cause" it is because they are your enemy and want you to fail. It is always a demand to stop fighting back dressed up as "constructive criticism." 030 3
Lumi Whitmayne @lumi.mom · 21/04/2026I don't know why people are talking about peptides lately, and all it makes me think of is that one Star Trek episode with the cellular peptide cake 010 1
Lumi Whitmayne @lumi.mom · 16/03/2026Caution: Problematic Spine Angle Morally questionable, Harkness Test required 2114 11
Lumi Whitmayne @lumi.mom · 27/07/2025Kids these days just grab the Mario flag pole anywhere, they don't care about putting in the hard work to get the highest score by grabbing it at the very top and earning the yellow flag. Repost if you're a true yellow flagger 041 4
Lumi Whitmayne @lumi.mom · 16/07/2025Watching the Magic School Bus bat tf episode absolutely unlocked something in my young brain 010 1
Lumi Whitmayne @lumi.mom · 25/05/2025When I took this test pre-estrogen a while back, my results were EXTREMELY edgy-redditor-coded. Like, Dr. Horrible, Snape, Rick Sanchez, and Walter White were all in my top 30. Now my results are only slightly edgy-redditor-coded. 010 1