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Lúmëcolca

@lumecolca.kolektiva.social.ap.brid.gy
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Only someone who has eaten iron while crying can really know what adventure tastes like. 🌉 bridged from ⁂ kolektiva.social/@lumecolca, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Lúmëcolca @lumecolca.kolektiva.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
Happy Leif Erickson Day!
An image I made back in the LiveJournal days. The base is the old "Bitches don't know about my dick" meme that time has forgotten. A young bro has taken a mirror selfie showing off his shirt. I crudely edited it. His shirt is now in runic characters but if converted to normal English letters reads "BITCHES DON'T KNOW ABOUT MY DISCOVERY OF AMERICA" He's been given a beard, a gold Mjölnir necklace (yes I know he was Christian, fuck off), an axe, and a bejeweled, horned helmet (again, fuck off). I've been sharing and reposting this image for decades because I'm very proud of it.
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Lúmëcolca @lumecolca.kolektiva.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
(retooting from a non-public thread)
Meme of two people's beefy arms meeting to hold hands in the middle. Left arm is labeled Lúmëcolca, right arm is labeled Charles Darwin. The hands clasped together are labeled Just Call Them Finches
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Lúmëcolca @lumecolca.kolektiva.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
@vibecode.rodeo Ah, the atmosphere. Aaaah.
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Lúmëcolca @lumecolca.kolektiva.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
It's kinda refreshing to do a simple meme thing like back in the days when social media was fun. I dunno if this is THE 9, but it's 9 that came to mind. (From my9games.net/en ) Also, what? Come at me. My games are good. #My9games
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Lúmëcolca @lumecolca.kolektiva.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
My secondhand blursed cowboy computer wizard statue finally arrived. Might try to do a photoshoot later and make a profile pic.
Blessed/cursed hand-carved and painted wooden statue of a creepily grinning cowboy sitting on a stump with an old laptop in his lap labeled "COMPUTER WIZARD". His left hand holds a floppy disk labeled "FLOPPY DISK". He's got blue jeans, and orange, long sleeved shirt, brown cowboy boots, a brown vest, a brown cowboy hat, and a yellow neckerchief. His hair and mustache are brown with grey highlights. He will certainly protect me from electronic evils such as viruses and LLMs. I just know it.
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Lúmëcolca @lumecolca.kolektiva.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/09/2026
@herissonrose One of my neighbors was out trimming the plants along my driveway this morning!
Kinda blurry image of a large gopher tortoise munching grass in a sandy driveway
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Lúmëcolca @lumecolca.kolektiva.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2026
@futurebird Archival photo of me preparing a geometry lesson, circa 2018
It's Jesus/God doing something vague with a compass on a blobby fractaloid that I think represents the universe. From a 13th century illumination which Wikipedia titles as "God the Geometer"
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Lúmëcolca @lumecolca.kolektiva.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/08/2026
Good morning, Roman Space Telescope. Good luck. #RomanSpaceTelescope
Early morning Falcon Heavy launch over the neighborhood
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Lúmëcolca @lumecolca.kolektiva.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/08/2026
I love living in the gopher capital of the world. #gopher #tortoise #gophertortoise
A big gopher tortoise is wandering through my neighbor's mowed lawn. Our dirt road is visible at the bottom of the image
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Lúmëcolca @lumecolca.kolektiva.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/08/2026
12:12 #eclipse
The maximum eclipse, as viewed from my back steps
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Lúmëcolca @lumecolca.kolektiva.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/08/2026
#eclipse
The moon is much more eclipsed now, no clouds are visible in this shot
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Lúmëcolca @lumecolca.kolektiva.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/08/2026
Hati time. #eclipse
The moon, partially eclipsed in the sky with scattered clouds
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Lúmëcolca @lumecolca.kolektiva.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/08/2026
@vibecode.rodeo That was a very strange series from what I recall.
The DVD cover for the first volume of the anime Speed Grapher (2005?) there's a girl holding a camera and a dude with something going on with his eye and it's raining money?
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Lúmëcolca @lumecolca.kolektiva.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/08/2026
@vibecode.rodeo
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Lúmëcolca @lumecolca.kolektiva.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/08/2026
@vibecode.rodeo
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Lúmëcolca @lumecolca.kolektiva.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/07/2026
This is not the turtle in question, this is the one I was watching so intently that a different many-hundred pound sea reptile was able to haul herself nearly atop me with my noticing. I didn't get any half decent ones of her because she was too close lol
A blurry nighttime photo of a sea turtle on a beach digging a hole into which she is going to lay eggs
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Lúmëcolca @lumecolca.kolektiva.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/07/2026
@vibecode.rodeo
"Deja Vu! I've just been in this place before", with the NASCAR logo generator
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Lúmëcolca @lumecolca.kolektiva.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/07/2026
The bebe crane was playing spaceship in the empty raised bed this morning. #birds #crane #Florida #gardening
A juvenile sandhill crane is sitting in a metal-walled raised garden bed with their head sticking out, looking around. The surrounding yard is overgrown with a variety of native plants. There's a tilting wagon behind the be and a shovel laying against the far side.
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Lúmëcolca @lumecolca.kolektiva.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/07/2026
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Lúmëcolca @lumecolca.kolektiva.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/07/2026
@vibecode.rodeo
Over a Third of Viewers Have Canceled Subscriptions Due to Frustrating App Experience, Survey Finds | Exclusive
72% of users experience at least one problem that leaves them “extremely frustrated” and 80% experience one problem that happens “all the time”
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Lúmëcolca @lumecolca.kolektiva.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/07/2026
@futurebird
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Lúmëcolca @lumecolca.kolektiva.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/07/2026
@vibecode.rodeo Fighting Baseball
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Lúmëcolca @lumecolca.kolektiva.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/06/2026
Here's a fragment of one of the murals from my high school that I acquired after they knocked the whole campus to the ground and relocated to my yard.
A chunk a cinder block wall with a variety of colors painted on it. The chunk sits in unkept grass beside a faux stone wall and is overgrown by some type of local ground cover plant.
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Lúmëcolca @lumecolca.kolektiva.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/06/2026
Ice cold take: Dark Dungeons is one of the greatest movies ever made.
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Lúmëcolca @lumecolca.kolektiva.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/06/2026
Juvenile #woodpecker practicing their pecking technique on our stairway this morning, and just generally being cute as hell. #birds
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Lúmëcolca @lumecolca.kolektiva.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/05/2026
1. Print out a copy of this picture of Nana Visitor wearing a denim jacket from an episode of MacGyver. 2. Affix it to a steel panel that can be hung on the wall. 3. Place all my tasks onto the panel using magnets, with different zones to represent what […] [Original post on kolektiva.social]
A picture of Nana Visitor wearing a denim jacket from an episode of MacGyver. She's younger than in DS9, and has a blonde MacGyver mullet. She seems to be taking to Mac himself, who is in the foreground, just at the edge of frame.
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Lúmëcolca @lumecolca.kolektiva.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/05/2026
May the Fourth Eorlingas! #lotr
Image of Theoden in full armor from the Jackson Lord of the Rings movies. Lazy memegenerator text over it reads "MAY THE FORTH EORLINGAS"
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Lúmëcolca @lumecolca.kolektiva.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/05/2026
Eventually the other parent came back, on the correct side of the fence and got everything sorted out. The three of them left together not too long after.
Grassy yards separated by a wire fence. On the near side of the fence a baby sandhill crane and one parent, on the far side the other parent, very anxious
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Lúmëcolca @lumecolca.kolektiva.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/05/2026
Telling everyone that this is my favorite Tang dynasty poem. #foundpoem #poetry #snails
Simple black text on white background. 

"Dew at night in the growing season
helps the plants to grow and makes
The leaves and the ground wet 
so that snails can move about."
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Lúmëcolca @lumecolca.kolektiva.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/04/2022
Me, pressing Favorite on every reply to my toots:
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