iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Lula Blue 💖 Calgary @lulablue.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

So sweet of you Bob! 💖😘 I love turning a lurker into a reply guy into a regular 💋

Lula Blue 💖 Calgary @lulablue.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

October marks TEN YEARS of Lula Blue! Being a full service sex worker for a decade has taught me a lot, and I’ve been reflecting lately on all my amazing memories as an escort. Especially all my incredible regulars who keep me loving my job! 💖💖💖😘😘😘

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Lula Blue 💖 Calgary @lulablue.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Wowwwww! So I get kicked off twitter and dissociate from SW social media for 9 months AND Y’ALL COLLECTIVELY RAISED YOUR RATES AND DIDN’T TELL ME?! 👁️👄👁️

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Lula Blue 💖 Calgary @lulablue.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Was so lovely meeting you in person finally! 💖😘

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Lula Blue 💖 Calgary @lulablue.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Don’t miss out on your chance to see this lovely human this week!

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Lula Blue 💖 Calgary @lulablue.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

ALSO! Anyone new I need to add to this feed? Are y’all still using it? Did I miss anyone?

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Lula Blue 💖 Calgary @lulablue.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

I’ve been seriously neglecting social media and advertising lately. My civvie life has been intensely busy the past few months So much gratitude for my regulars still reaching out and booking me even tho I’m super inactive online! 😘 What have I missed on SW Bluesky?! Someone give me the highlights!

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Lula Blue 💖 Calgary @lulablue.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

🌞 Hey Calgary! 🌞 Summer is in full swing! Make sure to prebook in advance to avoid disappointment! 💖😘 Incall and Outcall available. (Outcall depending on location) Book via my website www.mygirlfriendlula.com #oursky #dateCalgary #dateYYC #calgary #YYC

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Lula Blue 💖 Calgary @lulablue.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Don’t miss out on this Gem! Prebook now to secure your time with her 💖

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Lula Blue 💖 Calgary @lulablue.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Hey Calgary! Couple days left in May to book me before I leave on Vacation next week! My June Schedule is also up on my website! Incall and Outcall available. (Outcall depending on location) Book via my website www.mygirlfriendlula.com #oursky #dateCalgary #dateYYC #calgary #YYC

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Lula Blue 💖 Calgary @lulablue.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Happy Monday! My June schedule is uppppp ✨💋

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Lula Blue 💖 Calgary @lulablue.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Holyyyy fuck! Actually… that would be a hilarious review…

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Lula Blue 💖 Calgary @lulablue.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Instant NOPE! Can’t shave with cold water!!!

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Lula Blue 💖 Calgary @lulablue.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Hahahaha awehhh! That must have been so stressful for her!

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Lula Blue 💖 Calgary @lulablue.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Exactly I work very hard to ensure I’m always in the best possible mood for my sessions! And like I also wouldn’t feel right charging my regular rate for that to be the experience getting up to my unit! Better to just reschedule!

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Celeste 🤍 yyc + fmty @celestekinsley.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

The clients that get it, get it ✨✨

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Lula Blue 💖 Calgary @lulablue.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Just a real boner killer! Building STUNK ALL DAY! 😭

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Lula Blue 💖 Calgary @lulablue.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

And then I went out into the hallway and realized all the hallway lights in the building (INCLUDING THE STAIRWELLS) was dark and the elevators didn’t work… 👁️👄👁️

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Lula Blue 💖 Calgary @lulablue.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Power outages are kinda crazy tho! Cause you realize in the moment like how much power we actually need to have our clients come see us lol 😂 things we don’t really think about till it happens! It happened to me too once as I was getting ready and I didn’t notice till I went to dry my hair

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Lula Blue 💖 Calgary @lulablue.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

I just couldn’t even bring myself to be sexy after that! I’m still traumatized 😭

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Lula Blue 💖 Calgary @lulablue.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

This wins for a trust the process for sureeeee! Hahahahah

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Lula Blue 💖 Calgary @lulablue.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Hahahaha this wins for “she probably thought you were no showing her and was really frustrated but then it all worked out in the end!”

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Lula Blue 💖 Calgary @lulablue.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Today I had to cancel on a client because an hour before our session I discovered someone had vomited all over the elevator in my building and the entrance to the elevator in the lobby 😳 Not just on the floor… but also the walls and ALL OVER THE ELEVATOR BUTTONS. And it was in fact SPAGHETTI🍝

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Lula Blue 💖 Calgary @lulablue.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Comment below the most outrageous reason you just had to last minute cancel a session with a client (or provider if you are a client) I’ll go first…..

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Lula Blue 💖 Calgary @lulablue.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Hahahaha love you too boo! 😘🤓

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Lula Blue 💖 Calgary @lulablue.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

In case anyone is confused…. These are the originals 😂

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Lula Blue 💖 Calgary @lulablue.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

The real ones know this is the real me… when I find out the outcall hotel has a pool

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Lula Blue 💖 Calgary @lulablue.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

It’s giving, LUXURY. It’s giving HIGH END. It’s giving, I need to book a new photoshoot 😬😂

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Lula Blue 💖 Calgary @lulablue.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Didn’t have recent photoshoot photos to advertise duos with someone who recently rebranded and used to be named, something that rhymes with “Shmarlee”, so they made these for me. But we can’t have twitter beef about it cause…. Well… you know…

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Lula Blue 💖 Calgary @lulablue.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Yessss! Home studio! (This gif cracks me uppp 😂😭)

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Lula Blue 💖 Calgary @lulablue.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

My version of “getting that bikini body ready for summer” has nothing to do with working out… and everything to do with what tattoos I’ll be debuting when I can finally sit outside in a bikini

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Lula Blue 💖 Calgary @lulablue.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Thankyou! I’ve also been digging it lately! I’ve never let my roots grow out this long before! A friend of mine will be giving me some chunky blue highlights in a couple weeks but I wanna keep a lot of my natural brown when she does

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