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Luke @lukewhiston.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I just want to wear normal trainers on my normal human feet.
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Luke @lukewhiston.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yeah okay. Alright. Calm down.
View from Back Tor, Castleton, Peak District, UK.
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Luke @lukewhiston.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My only opinion on the Mitchell & Webb thing is why stop at 11 episodes?
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Luke @lukewhiston.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
In the JCVD Street Fighter film, M. Bison owns a portrait of himself in the style of the 'Pogo the Clown' paintings done by John Wayne Gacy.
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Luke @lukewhiston.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"Shamilton" is the hardest I've laughed in ages. Absolute genius-level improv. On at The Other Palace theatre in Victoria. Every show is different - we got Gru (from Despicable Me) falling in love with Princess Di at uni, run roughly through the songs from Hamilton. They... they rapped in Minionese!
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Luke @lukewhiston.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The Godfather 1 & 2 pretty good films. Exclusive movie news and reviews!
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Luke @lukewhiston.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Reading the ingredients on a hotdog tin has got to be in the top ten most bleak human experiences. But persevering with eating them regardless is a triumph of the human spirit. So who can really say?
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Luke @lukewhiston.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Nobody: National Rail website: would be a shame if that journey you were looking at vanished from the page, good luck finding that information ever again lol SUCKA
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Luke @lukewhiston.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This is the kind of thing that gives me hope for the kids, and for the internet. People are still making insane weird stuff for seemingly no real reason! youtu.be/JD_zkczJBkM
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WE ARE (ducks)
YouTube video by SilliS
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Luke @lukewhiston.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
What are these numbers, why are they so small?
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Luke @lukewhiston.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
PSA: Big Walk is available on PS+ as part of the free August game selection, which ends today. From tomorrow you can get the best game of all time, which is Wobbly Life.
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Luke @lukewhiston.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Shrinkflation has hit the insect world, as the tub of caterpillars we buy every summer to watch crysa- morph- whatever the fuck it is they do, has been reduced from 5 caterpillars to 4. Also one of them died. Flapping about uncontrollably in butterfly heaven RIP.
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Luke @lukewhiston.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
"30,000 years fart" didn't go anywhere on my WhatsApp group, so I'm putting it here.
A book cover in a shop window, partially obscured to show a humorous title.
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Luke @lukewhiston.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Lake Mungo Us Killer Klowns From Outer Space Elephant We are going to have a confusing time.
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Luke @lukewhiston.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Went MegaTourist and spent the night on that Sunborn yacht hotel parked down by the Excel in London. Got lucky with price I guess - comparable to a central premier inn, ginormous room (their lowest tier and it was super clean), with buffet breakfast included (moar!), it was well worth doing.
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Luke @lukewhiston.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The Chase is on.
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Luke @lukewhiston.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The latest Infowars is unhinged. Jim Haggerty interviewing an AI trained on left wing propaganda that slowly morphs into Bin Laden and tries to kill him - kind of the most extreme example of self-induced media panic. Brilliant stuff, got teeth on it in a way reminiscent of Brass Eye.
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Luke @lukewhiston.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I am the GTA6 leaker,, and i will give the discs back for..... One, no two thousand pounds!
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Luke @lukewhiston.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Kind of impressed that He-Man film managed to capture the plastic uncanny AI aesthetic without actually being generated by AI. What happens when they feed that back into the machine? Like a pig eating a greggs.
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Luke @lukewhiston.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Was about to do my children in with hammers and activate my cyanide pill, but then I noticed the Superpanic Nuclear Tsunami Doom Alert actually said they'd noticed it is hot and not to buy any foil BBQs from Aldi. Starmer would never have done this. I mean literally he'd have done nothing. #politics
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Luke @lukewhiston.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
It may not have cats calling each other cunts or whatever, but Ann Droid has managed to nestle its way into our schedule. Odd that the biggest name and draw for the show is a prop?
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Luke @lukewhiston.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I actually think Scotland shouldn't be allowed bank holidays, or should be forced to call them something different up there - "Burns Monday" or something. Yours sincerely, someone who accidentally looked forward to Monday.
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Luke @lukewhiston.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
It's crazy how wrong sites like CV Library and Indeed get it - nurse assessor, architect, nuclear technician. My guys, the CV I uploaded says 20+ years of web development.
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Luke @lukewhiston.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Halo on PS5. It's Microsoft Halo... but on Sony PlayStation. Could it be we wasted our lives on the console wars? No, no those nerds deserved everything they got and more.
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Luke @lukewhiston.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Ancient Aliens has really lost its way. Now they're from other dimensions, or living inside the earth - even us from the future - none of which is ancient, and sometimes not even aliens. In this essay I will
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Luke @lukewhiston.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Some people say Leonardo DiCaprio didn't become a famous millionaire actor to go out with women who aren't half his age. My equivalent of this is, I didn't work hard for the last 25 years to walk past a Lego Bugatti in B&M and not buy it. Our lives are very similar in many ways.
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Luke @lukewhiston.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Jimothy's Problematic Past Tweets Resurface As Beast Goes Into Hiding
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Luke @lukewhiston.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
There are members of the Iranian Revolutionary Guard being less punished by America tonight than viewers of this half time show.
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Luke @lukewhiston.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Honestly think Tom Cruise found out about the existence of football 5 minutes before making that speech.
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Luke @lukewhiston.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Sent my son to bed at half time - "Game's over now, lad. France will never come back from that"
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Luke @lukewhiston.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
D'oh missed France-Spain tonight but looking forward to England-Argentina tomorrow.
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Luke @lukewhiston.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Beach day!! By which I mean I must move 800kg of sand through my house because I don't have a back gate.
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Luke @lukewhiston.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Imagine Charles Darwin writing in his miserable diary that there's no world cup football on the telly tonight.
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Luke @lukewhiston.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Not too far off Ant and Dec hosting a sparkly Saturday night variety show where the public vote for which asylum seeker gets hanged.
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Luke @lukewhiston.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
We have to destroy the sun.
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Luke @lukewhiston.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Have seen Disclosure Day a few times now and it's a bit like when they release games on next-gen systems but use the same old engine. Better graphics, can't hide the jankiness.
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Luke @lukewhiston.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Read that GTA6 is launching without dicks. Completely dickless. More liberal left woke nonsense if you ask me.
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Luke @lukewhiston.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
If I hose down the washing and leave it on the grass to dry that will be okay won't it
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Luke @lukewhiston.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I guess if you're making a film for terminally online fantasists then you're not exactly making Citizen Kane, are you. Sheesh.
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Luke @lukewhiston.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Wow the fourth or fifth remake of Halo 1 is only £45, I say to myself as I press the pre-order button.
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Luke @lukewhiston.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I've watched two films this weekend - Tim & Eric's Billion Dollar Movie, and Mandalorian & Grogu - and by far the weirdest one was the Baby Yoda movie. Such a strange patchwork of a thing. I liked it a lot, but it felt like 10 teams were allowed to do a bit and then they stitched it all together.
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Luke @lukewhiston.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Me when there's a slight breeze
The skinny tall alien from Close Encounters, arms outstretched with a slight lens flare effect behind it.
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Luke @lukewhiston.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Oddly affected by a photo I took this weekend - you've got the old and the new of London, then a weird kind of inverse power triangle with the subjects below the horizon caught in time like the pebbles on the shore. Something something metaphors. Might frame a sepia print cos that is well arty.
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Luke @lukewhiston.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
There's a *really* good exhibition all about esoteric spooky stuff at The Vaults by Waterloo station for another week. Can tell the organisers put a lot of effort into it - easily spend an hour there just browsing. Maybe a few too many phallic Pazuzus and eviscerated corpses for my 11yo but OH WELL
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Luke @lukewhiston.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I get it now! You "mine" and you "craft"!
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Luke @lukewhiston.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
To save on energy bills, I am simply going to store this heat in a box and release it slowly over the winter.
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Luke @lukewhiston.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Watched Starve Acre. Did like it, although it's a bit garbled, faintly ridiculous, and a little tiny bit lazy with the folk horror spooky wooky - found myself chuckling a few times when probably wasn't meant to.
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Luke @lukewhiston.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
You wouldn't think an Xbox and Forza Horizon 6 were essential to passing your driving test, but that's what I heard and I'm not taking any different advice right now.
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Luke @lukewhiston.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
What if Iran win the world cup? Does FIFA Peace Prize awardee/warmonger Donald Trump have to give them the trophy live on TV? Just fascinated by this whole mess of disastrous foreign policy and kickball.
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Luke @lukewhiston.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Went to the Warner Bros Studio Tour today, which is like what if a town the size of Milton Keynes dedicated itself to Harry Potter and allowed 2 year olds to run freely in the streets. Indifferent to Potter, but the amount of stuff - pure BIG STUFF - is insane.
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