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LukeSMakeup

@lukesmua.bsky.social
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I make people look good/weird for a living in TV and Film n' that. I look after a Pug. Horror Fan. Nice things for nice people. Queer. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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LukeSMakeup @lukesmua.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Well, the greens just royally fucked themselves. How sad.
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LukeSMakeup @lukesmua.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Srsly, Pls watch the shit show that is Ch 4's Apocalypse. The worat, most thick human beings in the free world, being asked to make RATIONAL decisions. Reader. They can't.
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LukeSMakeup @lukesmua.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The shock of people at Marina Hynde saying she'd like Rowling to be prime minister. She's ALWAYS been a tiresome edge lord. And that podcast is godawful. No loss.
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LukeSMakeup @lukesmua.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Evening dog walk...
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LukeSMakeup @lukesmua.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Controversial. I do not care for Taskmaster.
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LukeSMakeup @lukesmua.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Well. I for one, am shocked.
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LukeSMakeup @lukesmua.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Cleverley going for mayor is just fucking bleak. Not Susan Hall bleak, but on the scale no?
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LukeSMakeup @lukesmua.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Right pea souper last night
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LukeSMakeup @lukesmua.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
How am I supposed to be angry with this blind, piece of shit. (for being deliberately and wilfully refusing loud calls to his safety) 🤷🏼‍♀️❤️
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LukeSMakeup @lukesmua.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Can Wicked just eff the eff now? I'm SOOO bored of it!
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LukeSMakeup @lukesmua.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
A Reform Party refresher.
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LukeSMakeup @lukesmua.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Topped up the wood. Not a euphemism. But looking at it, realise I've created a very cozy home for the squillions of spiders that invade my house every year. 🕷️
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James O’Brien @mrjamesob.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
“Gottle of geer.”
Honest Bob Jenrick holding a judge’s wig in a manner that makes it look like his ventriloquist’s dummy.
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James O’Brien @mrjamesob.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Jilly Cooper, I later discovered, wasn’t just unspeakably kind to useless young gossip columnists charged with bothering her at home or pestering her at a party. She was lovely to absolutely everyone. What a gorgeous legacy.
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LukeSMakeup @lukesmua.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
No. We're not being performatively outraged by that hateful bored c*nt. She exists ONLY by any acknowledgement of her actions. Let her be irrelevant & ignored.
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LukeSMakeup @lukesmua.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
How gay am I? Well, last night I dreamed I was in Barbra Streisand's house, and was given a personal tour of how she stores her makeup. She gave me a tiny box of Pot Pourri which she wouldn't sign because she didn't make it herself. So. 🌈✊🏼
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LukeSMakeup @lukesmua.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Fuck DISNEY
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LukeSMakeup @lukesmua.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Fuck Starmer. And fuck this country, who have LITERALLY laid out all the superficial acknowledgement of acceptance, for a a convicted sex offender, and known LIAR. #FuckTrump
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LukeSMakeup @lukesmua.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
An almost flawless spookfest. And Madigan's performance is 👌🏼 #Weapons
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The Green Party of England & Wales @greenparty.org.uk · 09/09/2025
One of our 70,000 members 💚 Disappointed by Labour too? Join the Green Party today 👉 join.greenparty.org.uk?mtm_campaign...
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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Since this is apparently a resigning matter, I’ll just leave this here… www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
theguardian.com
Nigel Farage uses private company to pay less tax on GB News earnings
Exclusive: Reform leader’s use of personal services firm is a practice criticised across the political spectrum
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LukeSMakeup @lukesmua.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Calling it. #AlienEarth
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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
The era of Bold Politics has begun. Watch out first episode on our new YouTube Channel. youtu.be/EY-8xoK6Yro?...
youtu.be
The Future Of Left Politics | Ash Sarkar | Zack Polanski
YouTube video by Bold Politics with Zack Polanski
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LukeSMakeup @lukesmua.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Labour's utterly pitiful media strategy should tell you everything you need to know about how hard they are going to fail. Instead of congratulating a new leader, as is customary, they chose to make tragic slights on untruths about him. Labour is toast. And it's at their own hand.
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LukeSMakeup @lukesmua.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Very happy to hear all of this.
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The Green Party of England & Wales @greenparty.org.uk · 02/09/2025
Congratulations to the newly elected Leader of the Green Party of England & Wales, @zackpolanski.bsky.social
Leadership elections results 

New Leader 

Zack Polanski 

Photo of Zack Polanski 

 

REAL HOPE. REAL CHANGE. 

Green Party 

Promoted by Chris Williams on behalf of The Green Party, both at PO Box 78066, London SE16 9GQ
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LukeSMakeup @lukesmua.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Nah, Rylan can get fucked.
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LukeSMakeup @lukesmua.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Walkies!
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LukeSMakeup @lukesmua.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Seems legit.
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LukeSMakeup @lukesmua.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
God, we were so lucky. And apparently learned NOTHING. #NinaSimone
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LukeSMakeup @lukesmua.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Nina Simone. That's the message. 💜
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LukeSMakeup @lukesmua.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Haven't laughed as much or as long at a special for a long while. Comedy excellence from @marcmaron.bsky.social
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LukeSMakeup @lukesmua.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Fuck John Boyne! 🖕🏻
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LukeSMakeup @lukesmua.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Just had the misfortune to listen to Chris Bryant on @podsavetheuk.crooked.com . Inuad king suspected that he was a weak little man with an interest only in the showy elements of being an MP, and turns out I was right. What a pathetic excuse for a Labour MP.
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LukeSMakeup @lukesmua.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Well #AlienEarth is looking pretty damn good 2 eps in.
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LukeSMakeup @lukesmua.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
'Why did you delete me off your socials?' is not an adequate response a) AT ALL, and b) to me having MOVED further away from you for 5 years, and you not making the vaguest effort to engage. 👀 Fuck 👏🏻OFF👏🏻
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LukeSMakeup @lukesmua.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Only 2 eps into S2 and already it's a delight. #Wednesday
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LukeSMakeup @lukesmua.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Walking the dog, and Mr Bojangles (Nina Simone) came on my playlist. I'm a wreck! 😭 😭😭
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LukeSMakeup @lukesmua.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
I had a very vivid dream last night, I was Diane Lockhart and I had Diane Lockhart hair, and there was a movement among women in business that wanted to emulate the Diane Lockhart look and I had to give a speech about it. #DianeLockhart
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LukeSMakeup @lukesmua.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
As what is considered to be an 'older gay', I'm happy that my criteria is 'never kiss a tory'.
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LukeSMakeup @lukesmua.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
I'm a #TheGildedAge fan. Mainly because so many others are, and it's a joy to see a glimmer of what mutual joy is. Especially online.
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LukeSMakeup @lukesmua.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
So #28YearsLater is nothing other than a pseudo masc, poorly executed load of shite, that does NOT deserve any further endeavours. It was borderline embarrassing. Fight me.
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LukeSMakeup @lukesmua.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Well #TheGuildedAge is just glorious.
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LukeSMakeup @lukesmua.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Is this available as a print?
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LukeSMakeup @lukesmua.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Watching an episode of #MurderSheWrote with Bruce Jenner in it. I sh*t you not, the first time we see him he nearly runs Jessica over. 😂
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LukeSMakeup @lukesmua.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Well I for one, cannot think WHY Nepo baby #HunterBiden would be so upset his father's bullsh*t got called out. @newsagents.bsky.social absolutely nailing it here.
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LukeSMakeup @lukesmua.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Oh. Another celeb lead podcast where they 'solve listener's problems'. What an original format. 🙄
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LukeSMakeup @lukesmua.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Some BIIIG rain. 🌧️
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LukeSMakeup @lukesmua.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Watching @mehdirhasan.bsky.social go toe to toe with some if the thickest, most socially redundant non entities, and come back with receipts at every single turn, is quite edifying. #Surrounded
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LukeSMakeup @lukesmua.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Sooo humid. And no thunder. I feel cheated.
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