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Self medicating sports enthusiast

@lukehawks.bsky.social
103 followers 221 following 293 posts

Here to talk sports (Seahawks, Blazers, NMFC and Aus Rugby) and video games.

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Self medicating sports enthusiast @lukehawks.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
At least you can go to sleep soon. 7am kickoff time for me means I’ve done nothing but drink black coffee and seethe all day with no signs of stopping.
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Self medicating sports enthusiast @lukehawks.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
TE was lined up ineligible. Great call
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Self medicating sports enthusiast @lukehawks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Is he the greatest pure RT of all time? Not sure who else has dominated that side without eventually being moved to the left.
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Self medicating sports enthusiast @lukehawks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Absolute laser
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Self medicating sports enthusiast @lukehawks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Thought I was going crazy
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Self medicating sports enthusiast @lukehawks.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My superhero fatigue is extreme but I love me some Coach Taylor. Apparently this show has the juice though?
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Self medicating sports enthusiast @lukehawks.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
That was ugly. Even if the whole defence flows to the flat you’ve just drawn the backside defenders directly into the space you’re throwing into?
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Self medicating sports enthusiast @lukehawks.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It was genuinely developed as a sport to play on the cricket fields when they weren’t in use over winter.
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Self medicating sports enthusiast @lukehawks.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It sounds less stupid than the usual American pronunciation
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Self medicating sports enthusiast @lukehawks.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Gonna be breaking zones at age 39 with the speed of a late career Jason Witten
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Self medicating sports enthusiast @lukehawks.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Pretty much every big sport game will have an elder perform a welcome to country and a smoking ceremony
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Self medicating sports enthusiast @lukehawks.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A run wrecking nose tackle with double digit sack potential feels pretty special. He started to break out last year but it feels like he won’t fly under the radar any more
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Self medicating sports enthusiast @lukehawks.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Mel-behn
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Self medicating sports enthusiast @lukehawks.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
But Collinsworth told me the Pats owned the LOS?
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Self medicating sports enthusiast @lukehawks.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
We’re not set at the line until there’s 2-3 seconds on the play clock. Hilariously slow to the line
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Self medicating sports enthusiast @lukehawks.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
So late getting to the line all night
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Self medicating sports enthusiast @lukehawks.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Play seems to be coming in later than is ideal. It’s still ultimately on Lock but not helping
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Self medicating sports enthusiast @lukehawks.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Offense is taking way too long to get to the line. Not sure if it’s on Lock or Fleury but the frantic rush to get the snap off isn’t helping
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Self medicating sports enthusiast @lukehawks.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Doctor wife has reviewed the Darnold injury. Potential acetabular fracture which would be season derailing. Hoping the X-rays were clear and it’s just an abductor strain though..
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Self medicating sports enthusiast @lukehawks.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Doctor wife has reviewed the Darnold injury. Potential acetabular fracture which would be season derailing. Hoping the X-rays were clear and it’s just an abductor strain though..
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Self medicating sports enthusiast @lukehawks.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Pass pro looks good. Holani with a great pick up against the blitz
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Self medicating sports enthusiast @lukehawks.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Maybe - but you should see the Dutch gable roofing he’s made out of amethyst
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Self medicating sports enthusiast @lukehawks.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The real rosebud was the wine we drank along the way
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Self medicating sports enthusiast @lukehawks.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Luigi?
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Self medicating sports enthusiast @lukehawks.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Team Asano have been quietly killing it for nearly 10 years now.
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Self medicating sports enthusiast @lukehawks.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
There have been 189 red cards in the history of the World Cup, and only two players have not served a suspension. The other came in 1962, when Brazil's Garrincha was sent off against Chile in the semi-final, but played in the final. Source: www.bbc.com/sport/footba...
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Self medicating sports enthusiast @lukehawks.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
It’s the first time a player was able to play in a World Cup match after receiving a red card since the card system was introduced in 1970. It was cheating, it just wasn’t enough to help you win.
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Self medicating sports enthusiast @lukehawks.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Lol this is such cope. You guys had a good run - there’s no need to act all huffy because it ended.
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Self medicating sports enthusiast @lukehawks.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The USMNT had vibes on their side until Trump meddled Good vibes are delicate - you shouldn’t mess with them
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Self medicating sports enthusiast @lukehawks.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Sausage rolls are goated
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Self medicating sports enthusiast @lukehawks.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Both Matthew Rhys and the actress for Patricia have to be Emmy favourites too
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Self medicating sports enthusiast @lukehawks.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
The How to Lose a Guy in 10 days reboot gonna slap
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Self medicating sports enthusiast @lukehawks.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Who wins - Goku or Farfetch’d with planning time (to use Sword Dance three times)?
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Self medicating sports enthusiast @lukehawks.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
You missed a LOT of quests if you’re only at 80hrs
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Self medicating sports enthusiast @lukehawks.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Glad I’m not the only one who’ll always think that
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Self medicating sports enthusiast @lukehawks.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
You’re not familiar with this Trailblazer team if you think it’s over..
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Self medicating sports enthusiast @lukehawks.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
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Self medicating sports enthusiast @lukehawks.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Haven’t seen a QB selection get laughed at this much since…. Josh Allen
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Self medicating sports enthusiast @lukehawks.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I’d put money on RB before I’d put it on CB. Both all but guaranteed though.
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Self medicating sports enthusiast @lukehawks.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
99% of what you hear about Tassie are jokes. Just enjoy the scenery and dress warm. MONA is great too
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Self medicating sports enthusiast @lukehawks.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Grace sections of RE Requiem felt mum-coded.
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Self medicating sports enthusiast @lukehawks.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
He looks like a pissface to me.
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Self medicating sports enthusiast @lukehawks.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Pretty sure that’s my friend Becky
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Self medicating sports enthusiast @lukehawks.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
They’ve had the same playbook for decades. As sad as it is predictable.
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Self medicating sports enthusiast @lukehawks.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Been tempted to buy FRLG but think I’d struggle playing the older Pokemon games without the option to speed it up..
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Self medicating sports enthusiast @lukehawks.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
That’s en effigy, not a piñata
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Self medicating sports enthusiast @lukehawks.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
I thought this was an Australian Rules Football post for a second and was flummoxed
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Self medicating sports enthusiast @lukehawks.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Enshittification’s worst crime
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Self medicating sports enthusiast @lukehawks.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Great article! Definitely felt the MGS4 similarities through the back half. The inevitable irony of the series’ Requiem being that its reception is so positive they’re bound to try and replicate it for their next entry too.
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Self medicating sports enthusiast @lukehawks.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
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